Chapter 84 How do you plan to make me happy?
Chapter 84 How do you plan to make me happy?
Looking at Xu Tianyi's somewhat obsequious manner, Yu Linglong was puzzled. Just now, he had acted as if he was fighting against evil to the end for the sake of the country and the people.
Now, they immediately bowed their heads respectfully.
You should know that I was prepared to support Lin Qiu and the others.
After Yu Linglong appeared, everyone thought the situation would become tense, and Gu Qinghan was even on guard, ready to make a move at any moment.
Unexpectedly, Xu Tianyi softened, which left the others somewhat dumbfounded.
"You said...you want to report something? What does 'report something' mean?"
Yu Linglong also found it interesting and decided not to make a move.
Xu Tianyi said decisively, "A report is a denunciation, commonly known as 'submitting a petition against someone'!"
"Pfft..."
Hearing this, Gu Qinghan couldn't help but laugh.
The tense atmosphere inside the room actually eased, and Ma Luping and the others managed to suppress their laughter.
Yu Linglong couldn't help herself either: "Impose him...hehehe...haha...you've successfully amused me, so I'll give you a chance. You'd better give him a good dressing down..."
Xu Tianyi quickly stepped forward and performed a grand salute to the Valley God Sect.
It means to bend over and hug someone gently; this etiquette is called being humble and open-minded.
As he approached, he smelled Yu Linglong's fragrance and looked down to see her delicate pink feet. Even someone as resolute as Xu Tianyi almost lost his composure and forgot what to say.
Fortunately, he still had a clear mind.
"Master, Lin Qiu is filthy!"
Lin Qiu, standing behind him, immediately flew into a rage: "You're talking nonsense! Where...where is this altar master dirty!"
Yu Linglong ultimately couldn't suppress her curiosity and impulse. She slightly turned her body to the side, her beautiful eyes turning to look at Lin Qiu behind her.
Her captivating fox-like eyes shimmered with a golden-blue light, like brilliant stars in the deep night sky; coupled with her pure, beautiful, and flawless face, she was utterly mesmerizing.
Upon seeing her true face, Lin Qiu was momentarily speechless and stood frozen in place.
"He's dressed fairly appropriately..."
Xu Tianyi forced his gaze away, but there was no way to stop her. As soon as she turned her head, her fair and delicate neck, as swan-like as a swan, was displayed before him without reservation, like a fine work of art, exuding a fatal allure.
Especially the few soft and delicate downy hairs adorning her small and exquisite ears, which sway gently in the breeze, making her look even more playful and cute.
"Master, he used foul language, he should be slapped..."
Upon hearing this, Yu Linglong first chuckled softly, her voice as clear and melodious as a silver bell.
Immediately afterwards, her luscious red lips curled up slightly, forming a smile that was neither a smile nor a frown.
At the same time, a slender, jade-like hand slowly rose, its five fingers slightly curved, like a blooming orchid.
In her palm, a blazing foxfire leaped merrily, as if it possessed life.
"Just an ordinary person, a farmer in the countryside, never mind..."
This is what you call submitting a memorial to the throne? This is not to the satisfaction of this leader…”
Everyone was shocked to see how skillfully she manipulated her inner energy.
Although everyone expected her to be a Grandmaster, none of them had ever seen a Grandmaster before. With this display of true qi manipulation, Gu Qinghan lost her will to fight.
Xu Tianyi whispered, "Master, he's filthy. You know he likes men? Just imagine, two men lying together with their clothes off, how filthy and disgusting! I'll kill any man like that I see."
Yu Linglong's smiling face suddenly twitched, her whole body stiffened, and even the foxfire she was playing with in her hand dissipated.
As Xu Tianyi conjured up those horrific images in her mind, she couldn't help but feel a wave of nausea.
If it were two Wuchens, she might be interested.
However, Lin Qiu's appearance is far inferior to Wu Chen's.
Just look at his short beard, scarred face, little belly, big nostrils...
Yu Linglong imagined two Lin Qius, and her heart immediately burned with anger.
"nausea!"
Lin Qiu immediately knelt down and explained, "Master, spare me! This villain has slandered me! I like women! I really like women! No... I really didn't..."
Yu Linglong snorted coldly, and a phantom of her soul rushed out.
For a moment, Lin Qiu was stunned: "What a lovely, rosy-cheeked child..."
"I've wanted to..."
.....
He kept muttering to himself, and a torrent of shocking and illogical statements poured out of him.
From how he abducted children, to his fondness for boys, and finally to the details of his actions, there was not a single flaw.
Everyone present was stunned by these absurd words, but Yu Linglong was already furious.
She frowned, and with a sudden wave of her hand, a sharp palm wind whistled towards Lin Qiu.
In an instant, everyone felt a powerful and strange true energy sweep past like a whirlwind.
This true energy was not only incredibly powerful, but also carried an indescribable eerie aura that was impossible to resist or describe, yet it sent chills down one's spine.
Lin Qiu, in a daze, had no reaction whatsoever and was struck hard by this unstoppable palm strike.
With a loud bang, he was sent flying backward like a kite with a broken string, heading straight out of the hall.
Once the dust settled, everyone discovered that Lin Qiu was lying motionless on the ground outside the hall.
Surprisingly, despite suffering such a severe blow, his body remained completely intact, without the slightest trace of injury.
At this moment, his eyes were closed and his face was as pale as paper, clearly indicating that his soul had been extinguished and he had completely lost his life.
Then, she turned and glared angrily at Xu Tianyi: "You've successfully disgusted me. Now, tell me, how are you going to quell my anger?"
When Xu Tianyi saw that Yu Linglong was angry, he realized that he had gone too far.
She's not Wuchen. Wuchen doesn't kill people, but she does. She can kill as she pleases.
Now the question is, how do we cheer up the angry little fox?
Xu Tianyi carefully recalled what girls on Earth liked.
First: Delicious food, preferably cakes and desserts.
Second: Beautiful clothes.
Third: melodramatic TV dramas.
Fourth: idolizing handsome young men.
Fifth: Cosmetics.
Sixth: Beautiful scenery everywhere you go.
Seventh: Beautiful flowers.
Eighth: Money.
Ninth: A beautiful house.
Tenth: A cute car.
Eleventh: Sad love music.
Twelfth: A boy's confession, praise, or affirmation.
...
The more Xu Tianyi thought about it, the more troubled he became.
Yu Linglong lives in the Chu King's palace, so what kind of snacks hasn't she eaten?
She has a ton of beautiful clothes, and I don't have any pretty or exquisite clothes myself.
He acted out a TV drama for her on the spot?
She's a fan of celebrities? What a load of rubbish.
She likes cosmetics, but she can't afford them herself.
She doesn't lack money.
She doesn't need a house; she's lived in the Chu King's Palace before. Unless she's allowed to live in the Imperial Palace.
The car was a joke; Wuchen was her car.
After thinking it over and over, he started scratching his head in frustration.
Gu Qinghan was also somewhat anxious: "Tianyi, what are we afraid of? At worst, we can just..."
Xu Tianyi quickly interrupted, "I've got it!!"
Yu Linglong was getting impatient, but when she suddenly heard Xu Tianyi say this, she immediately became interested.
She looked at him expectantly: "Then hurry up and show me how you'll please me..."
Xu Tianyi took a deep breath. At this point, this was the only way.
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