bayedsolid Chapter 129 I'm Shipping Couples in a Death Dungeon
Chapter 129 I'm Shipping Couples in a Death Dungeon
Zhou Jue's team only had one girl, Chi Xuan. Chi Xuan wasn't hesitant or afraid; before Zhou Jue could even speak, she volunteered. They possessed a team spirit that newcomers often lacked; working together was the key to success.
Chen Jiangqiao glanced at Zhou Jue, then stepped forward to ask Chi Xuan if she could help them with their makeup.
Chi Xuan initially wanted to refuse, but upon hearing that it involved helping Ji Xingyi dress as a woman, her dignified and elegant smile crumbled. Her lips curled up briefly, then were forced back down, only to be forcefully suppressed again.
"Okay! But if you get any information, you have to give us a copy too." Chi Xuan couldn't control herself any longer and quickly coughed to relieve her twitching facial muscles.
Chen Jiangqiao looked at the woman with frighteningly bright eyes and felt that something was amiss, but he still nodded: "It's settled then!"
Chi Xuan had originally planned to steal some props from the cosmetics shop in the small town, but to her surprise, the shop owner said that these distinguished guests from afar could use them for free throughout the town. Chi Xuan happily packed up a whole bunch.
Meanwhile, Wang Zhe was sent by Chen Jiangqiao to find a dress. The group returned to the alley and met up. Ji Xingyi looked at the red peony slit cheongsam in Wang Zhe's hand and turned to leave.
"Young Master Ji, didn't we have an agreement?" Wang Zhe quickly blocked the man at the alley entrance with a sliding tackle.
"You guys are really going too far." Even Chi Xuan couldn't stand it anymore: "He can't wear this kind of thing."
Jiang Lin asked in surprise, "Why? I want to see."
Ji Xingyi couldn't help but look at his wife. So Jiang Lin liked this kind of thing?
“You guys are so unprofessional! He can’t even fit into this cheongsam!” Chi Xuan shook her head repeatedly as she looked at Ji Xingyi, who was 1.9 meters tall.
Ji Xingyi only looks thin in clothes, she's not actually thin, so how could she fit into a cheongsam designed specifically for women's body curves?
Chi Xuan thought about it carefully for a moment, then turned to the crowd and shook her head again: "I think if you want to disguise yourselves as women and sneak in, you can't let him come."
Chen Jiangqiao also got anxious: "Why? I want to see too."
“His face is definitely OK,” Chi Xuan, a woman herself, was jealous of Ji Xingyi’s face. “But look at his figure, his head-to-body ratio, his shoulder-width ratio, he has no feminine charm at all!”
"Makeup can soften the definition of his facial features, but his physique can only be covered up with clothes. But he's tall and has broad shoulders, how can you cover that up? He's like a 'muscle Barbie,' can you imagine?"
Jiang Lin and the others all looked over. Although Ji Xingyi was wearing a low-cut light gray sweater and simple pants, his broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs were immediately apparent. He was practically a walking embodiment of masculinity; the words "walking hormone" were practically on his head.
Jiang Lin knows best how much flesh a man has under his clothes, which is indeed putting Chi Xuan in a difficult position.
"Then... let's change it to someone else?" Wang Zhe raised his hand quietly.
Chi Xuan glanced directly at the eager-looking big guy and looked at Jiang Lin and Chen Jiangqiao: "You two are a little better."
Jiang Lin is 1.8 meters tall, but rather thin. He could probably pull off a traditional Chinese jacket and skirt from the Republican era, and he's also good-looking. Chen Jiangqiao, well, he's just average-looking, so he should be okay too, though he's a bit unattractive.
Chi Xuan shared her thoughts, and Chen Jiangqiao immediately shook his head: "I'm already 26, I'm too old." After saying that, he chuckled smugly at Jiang Lin.
Jiang Lin instinctively turned and ran, but Ji Xing quickly grabbed the young man and pulled him back, smiling brightly: "It's all for clearing the level!"
Chi Xuan stared at the two's slightly strange intimate actions for a moment, then her eyes suddenly lit up, and her dignified and ladylike image began to crumble once again.
What did she just discover? Do Zhang Fei and Liu Bei also put their arms around each other's waists?
Chi Xuan felt something was off about Ji Xingyi's sudden appearance at Qingshui Inn in the morning, and even drank tea for Jiang Lin. Sure enough, there was something fishy going on!
Even with different body types, they're a good match! Looking at Jiang Lin's height and then at Ji Xingyi's figure, Chi Xuan couldn't help but smile.
"Sister Xuan?" Wang Zhe asked obsequiously, "Any other questions?"
"Ahem!" Chi Xuan suppressed the yellow garbage in her mind and coughed twice: "Excellent! Shall we begin?"
Chi Xuan's taste was far superior to Wang Zhe's. She chose a simple light blue jacket and skirt for Jiang Lin, with exquisite and elegant patterns that were understated yet sophisticated.
After Jiang Lin changed into the clothes, Wang Zhe immediately applauded enthusiastically: "Third brother, you're awesome! Look over here, beautiful lady!"
"Do you still want your tongue?" Jiang Lin sneered, turning to look at Ji Xingyi, only to see the man's gaze fixed intently on her.
Ji Xingyi: "It looks good."
Despite her composed expression, Chi Xuan was internally screaming like a chicken: "Aaaaaah... I dressed up as a woman to seduce a cold beauty, but I got fucked instead!!!" She grabbed her shoulders, pinned her to the ground, held down her calves, and started tearing her breasts... ahhhhh...
Bored, Wang Zhe and Chen Jiangqiao went to town to see if they could find any information about the "Fan-shaped Beauty".
Chi Xuan glanced at the tall man beside her and smiled, "Putting on makeup takes a lot of time. You can go look for clues too. Don't worry, I won't hurt him."
“Miss Chi, you’re overthinking it,” Ji Xingyi said with a polite smile. “I just want to keep Jiang Lin company.”
Accompanying? Liu Bei would accompany Zhang Fei while he does his makeup? Waaaaah... another sweet moment! Chi Xuan paused, her hand holding the powder puff stiffening, the smile on her lips harder to suppress than a machine gun.
Jiang Lin sat in the chair and let Chi Xuan do whatever she wanted. When he saw Chi Xuan suddenly smile strangely, he asked in confusion, "Is it strange?"
Without a mirror, Jiang Lin can't see what she looks like with makeup on, but she shouldn't... look too bad, right?
Thinking of this, Jiang Lin couldn't help but look up at Ji Xingyi.
Ji Xingyi bent down slightly and gently reassured her, "Don't worry, Miss Chi's painting is very beautiful."
Wow wow wow wow—the handsome top is so doting, and the bottom is so obedient! Is he this obedient in bed too? He looks so gentle when it comes to sex, waaaah, Chi Xuan can't take it anymore, she pinches her thigh hard, laughing so hard that her tonsils are growing inside her.
After finishing her makeup, Chi Xuan put on a wig and hat that she had carefully selected for Jiang Lin. Once everything was in place, she had Jiang Lin stand up and turn around in front of Ji Xingyi.
"How is it! Are you satisfied?"
As Ji Xingyi looked at Chi Xuan's final work, his eyes grew even more intense.
The handsome young man transformed into a tall and beautiful woman. Although her features were still familiar, she appeared more shy and delicate due to the makeup.
Jiang Lin: "Why aren't you saying anything? Is that strange?"
Ji Xingyi's Adam's apple bobbed, and his voice deepened slightly: "Very beautiful."
Jiang Lin's eyes lit up. She was a little reserved at first, but immediately relaxed and even imitated the dancers on the pleasure boat in front of Ji Xingyi, asking, "Do you like it?"
Perhaps it was because of the lip rouge she had applied, but Ji Xingyi was particularly eager to taste the young man's lips: "I like it."
"I'm leaving first!" Chi Xuan couldn't hold it in any longer, and covered her mouth and ran away before her elegant and intellectual image collapsed.
After turning the corner, she excitedly shouted and jumped up and down: "Ahhhhh! I've finally found a real couple!"
Zhou Jue, who happened to be gathering information nearby, stopped in his tracks. Was he seeing things?
Chi Xuan, who is usually calm, composed, dignified and elegant, and whose bangs don't even budge when facing the BOSS, is singing and rapping at a snack stall?
Chi Xuan howled for a long time before realizing that her captain had been staring at her for ages, and she landed awkwardly in mid-air.
Zhou Jue couldn't figure out the reason, so he hesitated before asking, "What are you doing?"
Chi Xuan: I'm shipping couples in the death dungeon.