bayedsolid Chapter 15 The War Goddess Princess Rejects Romantic Thinking (2)
Chapter 15 The War Goddess Princess Rejects Romantic Thinking (2)
"Your great-uncle, your great-aunt, your grandfather, your grandmother, your great-grandfather, your great-grandmother!"
Su Dingding retorted.
Li Hefeng clenched his fist and glared at Su Dingding with resentment.
Never mind, a small act of impatience could ruin a great plan.
He suppressed his anger, grabbed Su Dingding's hand, and fled into the depths of the dense forest.
Everything must proceed according to plan. A lone man and woman are trapped together. He risks his life to save them and takes care of them intimately. Even an iron tree can bloom!
Behind them, arrows kept flying around them.
Li Hefeng protected Su Dingding as they made their way forward, and finally they saw the signs of the trap.
Su Dingding glanced at him with disdain and smiled, "You dog of a man, your grave is here!"
Upon reaching the trap, Su Dingding kicked Li Hefeng into it, while she herself escaped unscathed.
Arrows kept flying towards her from all sides, but Su Dingding dodged them nimbly, quickly gathering several arrows in her hands and sending them flying in different directions.
With several screams, several hidden archers were killed on the spot.
Su Dingding then stood on the trap with a beaming smile, looking down.
"Girl, please help me up!" Li Hefeng was covered in dust and dirt, not expecting that he was the only one who had fallen into the trap.
Strange, Princess Ying Ruo should be weak after being poisoned, so she shouldn't still have such strength. What's going on?
"Judging from your appearance, you won't live much longer. Let's bury you," Su Dingding said calmly.
Li Hefeng was taken aback. "Is this how you treat your savior?"
"Savior?" Su Dingding frowned. "Then I'll bury you myself, that will be my way of repaying this kindness."
"You!" Li Hefeng was so angry that he waved his sleeves, wanting to curse again, but he ended up with a mouthful of dirt.
Su Dingding has already started happily burying the soil.
Dry branches and rotten leaves, mud and excrement, were all kicked down without any regard for the consequences.
[Host, at least take a look...] Gangzi facepalmed, he was about to embarrass himself!
Su Dingding was having so much fun that he didn't pay any attention to the people in the trap.
Li Hefeng shook off the mud from his body, and then, by continuously stepping on the falling mud, he spun around and flew up, landing lightly behind her.
He stared fiercely at Su Dingding's back, his foot hovering in the air, wanting to kick her into the trap as well.
To hell with all plans and tasks!
He couldn't stand this kind of mentally ill woman for even a minute; he'd rather just kill her.
Unfortunately, Su Dingding was faster than him. Before Li Hefeng could get close, he felt a tightness in his chest and was kicked away.
His body slammed hard against the tree, and he coughed up a mouthful of blood, his mouth filled with a metallic taste.
Princess Ying Ruo truly lives up to her name!
Su Dingding was furious. He glanced at the half-buried trap and realized he had wasted his time.
She slowly walked up to Li Hefeng, squatted down, and grabbed his collar.
"Wait a minute!" Li Hefeng didn't want to die. He wanted to become a noble king. If he died like this, wouldn't he be laughed at by future generations?
"Thank you so much for saving my life, young lady. I have no way to repay you, so I am willing to offer myself to you..."
Su Dingding's eyes widened. "Repaying kindness with ingratitude, how shameless!"
"Since you're so eager to repay me with your body, then I'll grant your wish." Su Dingding said coldly, lifting the man up, giving a wicked smile, and knocking him unconscious with a single slap.
At this moment, the wealthy woman in the town is recruiting male concubines.
Although she was a middle-aged woman, old-looking, fat and ugly, with a face full of pockmarks and body odor, she was also extremely wealthy, powerful and influential.
It is said that none of the male lovers she chose who entered her room were ever carried out intact corpses.
Upon hearing this news, Su Dingding was overjoyed and personally carried Li Hefeng to the rich woman's mansion.
With just one glance, the rich woman's nose started bleeding. The young man's demeanor was so perfect, as if he had been meticulously sculpted, that it was breathtakingly handsome.
"Fifty thousand taels, and this man is yours." Su Dingding pushed Li Hefeng toward the rich woman.
The wealthy woman was also shrewd: "You'd easily give up such a handsome and dashing man to me? Is it because he's impotent?"
“If he’s not up to par, Madam can simply return him,” Su Dingding continued. “However, I suggest Madam chain him up securely. If he manages to escape, don’t blame me.”
The rich woman still hesitated, so Su Dingding leaned closer to her ear and whispered, "Men who know martial arts have stamina and strength; one is worth ten!"
"Oh?" The rich woman's eyes brightened, and she grinned, revealing a mouthful of gleaming gold teeth.
Holding the 50,000 taels of silver notes, Su Dingding happily returned to the capital.
"Gangzi, keep an eye on things around here for me. Let me know immediately if anything happens."
【Great!】 Gangzi was overjoyed; the host actually remembered it.
The palace received news that Princess Ying Ruo had been poisoned and was about to send troops to search for her when she returned.
The Emperor personally greeted her, saying, "Quickly summon the imperial physician to examine Princess Yingruo's pulse."
“Father, I’m fine.” Su Dingding could tell that the Emperor’s worry was genuine.
"Ying Ruo, your mother has been unable to eat or sleep for the past two days, and has been crying constantly. Fortunately, you have returned safely, otherwise your father and mother would have regretted it for the rest of their lives."
"Your Highness, I am ashamed. I have studied military strategy extensively, yet I cannot use troops as skillfully as you." The Second Prince felt deeply guilty.
He wasn't unfamiliar with the battlefield, but unfortunately, he never won a single battle, and his sister always had to clean up the mess for him.
The Crown Prince was too ashamed to speak. Of the entire family, only Ying Ruo was wise and brave, and invincible. It was a pity that she was a woman. Otherwise, the future emperor of Hong Kingdom could only be her!
“You don’t need to blame yourselves. Just be good-for-nothings for the rest of your lives,” Su Dingding suddenly said.
Both the Crown Prince and the Second Prince were taken aback, feeling offended.
Su Dingding's idea was simple: he wasn't afraid of them becoming useless, but he was afraid that they would become useless without realizing it, always thinking of helping, only to make things worse.
After the imperial physicians confirmed that Su Dingding's poison had been neutralized, the Emperor was relieved and allowed her to go back to rest.
Watching her walk towards her palace, the Crown Prince whispered to the Second Prince, "Second Brother, my sister said we are useless."
“Brother, what my sister says is right.” The second prince said sincerely.
The crown prince sighed, feeling deeply saddened.
The second prince, however, held his head high with arrogance. He had an elder brother and a younger sister, so it was none of his business to worry about state affairs.
There's nothing wrong with being a happy little slacker.
He returned to his palace, took a bath, and changed his clothes.
Su Dingding lay comfortably on the soft couch, spread-eagled.
[Host, Li Hefeng's hands and feet are bound by iron chains by the rich woman. She feeds him drugs every day and then lets him indulge in pleasure. At this moment, Li Hefeng has completely become her male concubine.]
"This is not suitable for children. Please remember to censor the content when it's shown," Su Dingding reminded her.
[Don't worry, host, it's all set up.] Gangzi then added, [The spy from the Wilderness Kingdom, a beautiful woman, has been infiltrating the Prime Minister's residence for two years, posing as his eldest daughter, Ru Qing. She didn't see Li Hefeng this time; I wonder if their plan has changed.]
"Prime Minister Li holds a high position of power, so why would he betray his country?" Su Dingding asked.
"This is all because Emperor Hongguo doted on his empress alone and established a monogamous system. Meanwhile, Prime Minister Li was a lecherous old man who kept more than a dozen concubines outside the palace, none of whom had any official status. The Yuhuang Kingdom was different; not only could he have many wives and concubines, but they also promised to grant official titles and ranks to his two sons who had no official status," Gangzi replied.
It turned out to be the case.
Su Dingding understood that the Emperor of Hongguo was a devoted lover who had only ever had one woman in his life: the Empress.
Unfortunately, the empress was his cousin, and their incestuous marriage resulted in two sons who were somewhat dull-witted.
It was a blessing from heaven that they had a daughter like Ying Ruo, but unfortunately the whole family died tragically.
At the palace banquet three days later, she would make that Prime Minister Li suffer the consequences of his actions!