bayedsolid Chapter 336 The Fat Concubine is Extremely Talented; She Speaks 8 Languages (6)
Chapter 336 The Fat Concubine is Extremely Talented; She Speaks 8 Languages (6)
Su Dingding brought a lot of guards with him on this trip.
At that moment, they all drew their swords, but Su Dingding stopped them with a sharp shout.
"Swords have no eyes, you mustn't hurt these young masters!" Su Dingding jumped down from the carriage, kicking up dust as he landed.
The group of robbers stared at her in disbelief. What a fat woman!
Su Dingding walked over, his eyes sweeping over each of the robbers, and pointed at a bearded man.
"Are you their leader?"
The bearded man raised his double axes and asked, "What do you want?"
Su Dingding immediately put on a shy expression and asked, "Do you think I'm beautiful?"
The bearded man was startled and stared warily at Su Dingding.
His men also unconsciously took a few steps back, afraid that Su Dingding would take a fancy to them again in the blink of an eye.
"With my looks, I'm more than enough to be your bandit queen, right?" Su Dingding pressed on relentlessly.
"You fat slut, you're not even good-looking enough to empty my chamber pot!" The bearded man was so angry that his beard stood on end.
Su Dingding's face immediately turned cold, "You don't know what's good for you!"
She took two steps forward, grabbed the legs of the bearded man's chestnut horse, and lifted both horse and rider up.
He was then thrown towards a large tree. The bearded man's body crashed into the tree, causing internal organ damage and causing him to vomit blood.
The chestnut horse let out a neigh; it was innocent!
The bearded man's henchmen were all terrified by Su Dingding's strength. This woman was fat, but her strength was astonishing!
Su Dingding knocked down several more people in succession. Just as she was about to deliver another heavy punch, a tall, thin man suddenly shouted, "I'm willing!"
"What are you willing to do?" Su Dingding didn't react.
The tall, thin man opened his shirt, revealing his well-defined ribs, and patted his chest, saying, "I just like plump women, they feel so good to touch..."
Su Dingding's face darkened, and he delivered a left hook that sent the tall, thin man crashing into a tree branch.
"You toad trying to eat swan meat! How dare you covet my beauty!"
The guards behind Su Dingding all swallowed hard; their princess was as fierce as ever.
These bandits were really unlucky to have managed to rob them!
The bearded man who had bumped into the tree also reached out his hand, looked at Su Dingding, and said indistinctly, "I'm also willing to marry you as my bandit queen..."
Su Dingding's face darkened, and he suddenly shouted to the sky, "Mad dog!"
Gangzi seemed to have heard a summons and descended from the sky.
It charged at the bearded man and bit his neck.
Su Dingding lifted her dress and walked towards the carriage, looking at the guards, servants and maids, "Let Mad Dog do this kind of dangerous work, you guys are just responsible for making a good impression on me. From now on, you'll live a life of luxury with me, the Princess!"
"Thank you, Your Highness!"
It is their good fortune to be with such a princess.
Along the way, we ate, drank, and had fun, and it took us more than two months to finally reach Yuncheng.
The people of Yuncheng clearly harbored great hostility towards Su Dingding, and their eyes were filled with hatred when they looked at her.
Su Dingding frowned. Had she offended these people?
"Host, before the previous city lord of Yuncheng left, he spread many rumors and spoke ill of you, making the people mistakenly believe that you were an even more greedy and wicked person than he was," Gangzi said.
It turned out to be the case.
"Gangzi, bring that former city lord back to me."
Okay!
When Su Dingding entered the city, the people discussed him in their dialect without any restraint.
Because they were certain that Su Dingding wouldn't understand.
"I heard that Prince Qi died shortly after this princess married into the family; the ominous aura was too strong!"
"The entire general's family was executed, except for her. There must be some mystery behind this."
"It is said that even the late emperor and empress were cursed to death by her."
"If she comes to our Yuncheng, won't we be doomed too?"
Su Dingding, standing behind them, interjected in their dialect, "Whether it's a blessing or a curse, we'll have to wait and see!"
"A fat man weighing over 200 pounds, if he had any self-control, wouldn't..." The woman who was speaking turned her head and saw Su Dingding's big round face, "Who are you?"
“Princess Consort Qi.” Su Dingding grinned and raised an eyebrow.
"Princess Consort Qi!"
The people around immediately knelt down in panic, too frightened to even lift their heads.
Wasn't Princess Qi from the capital? How could she possibly understand and speak their language!
"Get up, all of you," Su Dingding said, looking at them with his hands behind his back. "From now on, I will be the city lord of Yuncheng. You can all just wait to enjoy the good life with me!"
Su Dingding returned to her residence and ordered people to start packing and settling in.
The next morning, the former city lord of Yuncheng knelt before her.
Su Dingding sipped his tea, looking at the old man in front of him.
"At her age, she still likes to gossip. Why not be a proper man instead of a gossipy woman?"
The former city lord glared at Su Dingding defiantly.
A few minutes later, the former city lord, his face bruised and swollen, began to fawn over Su Dingding.
"I won't buy this. Since you've spread rumors about me, then you'll have to go door to door yourself to clarify this matter. Remember, you must kowtow and apologize to each and every one of them!"
The former city lord was taken aback. "You want me to kowtow and apologize to every single household?"
He was very dissatisfied. What right did those lowly people have to make him kneel? Was Princess Qi seriously ill?
Su Dingding looked at him coldly, "You've been the city lord of Yuncheng for so many years, you must have plundered them quite a bit, right?"
The former city lord remained silent, but lowered his head guiltily.
"Now you not only have to kowtow and apologize to each and every household, but you also have to return the silver you embezzled to each and every household. Just give each household five taels of silver."
"Five taels of silver per household?"
Su Dingding couldn't hold back and slapped him, saying, "Are you a broken record?"
In order to save his life, the former city lord had no choice but to reluctantly agree.
Su Dingding specially found two people to clear the way with gongs and drums. Behind him was the former city lord, dressed in coarse clothes to make it easier for him to kowtow and apologize. Behind him was a carriage carrying gold and silver, with more than a dozen guards acting as bodyguards.
They were arrogant and not afraid of anyone trying to rob them, because the mad dog was sitting on the horse's back.
Although Gangzi is still a mad dog today, he is dressed in gold-threaded soft armor and looks majestic.
The people of Yuncheng followed behind to watch the spectacle.
Unexpectedly, after all these years, they still have a chance to get the money back from this old man!
The former city lord knelt down in front of every household.
"As the city lord of Yuncheng, I have failed to serve the people, which is my dereliction of duty. Spreading rumors about Princess Qi and ruining her reputation is my immoral act. Today, I come to apologize and offer five taels of silver to make amends for my mistakes!"
After a long day, the former city lord was so tired that his knees could barely straighten. He would have to kneel for ages to see all the people in the city!
As his money dwindled, his heart ached more and more.
That damned Princess Qi, may she die a horrible death!
It took ten days for the former city lord to finally kneel before every household.
He had very little money left.
Su Dingding looked at him with satisfaction, "Not bad, you're a promising young man!"
"Can I leave now?" the former city lord asked, bending over and clutching his back.
"I've sold your house and all your valuables, and I've dismissed your concubines. Where are you going?" Su Dingding asked sarcastically.
"What did you say?" The former city lord was furious.
"Here, this is all your wealth." Su Dingding threw a money bag at his feet, and a few copper coins rolled out.
"puff!"