bayedsolid Chapter 152 Tell me, wasn't it fun when you smashed it?
Chapter 152 Tell me, wasn't it fun when you smashed it?
Zhang Xinru: What's it to me? Do you expect me to lay out a red carpet for you wherever you go? A plastic bag is good enough.
Ye Jiajia carefully walked over to help Fu Xiaochen up, but slipped and fell to the ground.
"what!"
The two exclaimed in surprise and shared a French kiss right there in the mud.
"Woman, you are playing with fire!"
"Fu Xiaochen, let me go."
Zhang Xinru: "Young Master!"
Aunt Wang: "Miss Jiajia!"
"Are you all... alright?"
Zhang Xinru and Wang Ma approached, but Zhang Xinru was unsure how to proceed.
Are these two crazy?! Can't you see they're practically eating dirt?!
All that buildup, and this is what it was all about! What kind of quirk is this?
"Wang Ma, please help Miss Jiajia up first."
Wang Ma stood there, her expression indescribable.
"No, why don't you go?"
"You go……"
"You go……"
Neither of them wanted to risk trouble, so they each looked around to avoid being seen and gossiped about by passing villagers.
Zhang Xinru suspected that Fu Xiaochen liked being on the bottom, otherwise he wouldn't have done such a thing regardless of the occasion. She really couldn't tell!
Seeing a villager approaching from a distance, Zhang Xinru hurriedly reminded Fu Xiaochen.
"Young master, someone is coming. Please get up quickly."
"..."
No one responded; the two people on the ground continued to do as they pleased.
Wang Ma was extremely anxious. "Young Master, Miss Jiajia, please get up quickly! Someone is coming. You can continue kissing after they leave!"
"..."
Seeing the two people on the ground reluctant to part, Zhang Xinru looked left and right, then scooped up a handful of soil from the ground.
"Wang Ma, hurry up and grab a handful of soil, there's no time to lose."
After saying that, he threw the mud in his hand at Fu Xiaochen's face.
The two of them, who were kissing, actually ate dirt into their mouths.
Fu Xiaochen hurriedly turned his head away, "Ugh... spit spit spit spit spit... Aunt Zhang, you... spit spit spit..."
Before he could finish speaking, Wang Ma smeared something all over his face again.
Ye Jiajia wasn't spared either, "Ugh... spit it out... what is this?"
The two people lying on the ground finally decided to get up.
Fu Xiaochen wiped the dirt off his face and threw it back.
"Zhang...Mom, are you all tired of living? How dare you throw mud at me!"
Zhang Xinru: What's wrong with throwing mud at me? If I throw mud at you, you can use it to grow lotus flowers!
Ye Jiajia: "Aunt Zhang, what are you doing?"
"Miss Jiajia, someone is coming. We're doing this for your own good."
Seeing that Fu Xiaochen was truly angry, Wang Ma quickly hid behind Zhang Ma and whispered something.
"You're the one who told me to throw this! I'm only responsible for throwing it, not for getting yelled at."
"..."
I feel like Wang Ma is getting smarter and smarter these days. Just tell me, isn't it satisfying to smash things?
Zhang Xinru calmly wiped the dirt off her face and then pushed Wang Ma to the front.
"Wang Ma, how can you be so insensitive? Hurry up and help Miss Jiajia inside to change her clothes."
"I..." You can't see me, you can't see me.
Wang Ma's eyes darted around, but she wouldn't look at Fu Xiaochen.
"Miss Jiajia, go back quickly, I'll find you some clothes, so you don't catch a cold again."
Ye Jiajia: "Aunt Wang, you won't catch a cold..."
Without giving her a chance to explain, Wang Ma hurriedly pushed Ye Jiajia inside, saying, "Let's go quickly, the young master is about to get angry."
After they left, Zhang Xinru explained.
"Young master, some villagers are coming. We've been calling you for ages but haven't responded. We have no choice but to resort to this."
He paused after speaking, and waited until the villagers were out of sight before continuing.
"That villager is the grandson of the son of the son-in-law of the son of Grandma Ye's cousin's grandfather."
"If he sees you doing...doing that kind of thing in public, Grandma Ye will beat you with her cane!"
Fu Xiaochen was almost confused by Zhang Ma's nonsense. "What kind of rubbish is this? You've only been here a short time, how do you know about the relationships between the villagers?"
Zhang Xinru nodded shamelessly, "I know, I know, I've already inquired about it."
Fu Xiaochen was amused by what Zhang Ma said.
"My son's grandson should still be wearing open-crotch pants, right? What's with that old man who just walked by? Do you think I'm stupid?!"
Zhang Xinru paused. Was that what she just said?
It was just a random excuse, why did you take it seriously?
"He... he's just old, but actually he's a very, very young person. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to call Grandma Ye 'Grandmother'."
"Of course, that's not the main point. The most important thing is that you can't lose face. I'm doing this for your sake."
Fu Xiaochen: "..."
"Young master, let me help you. Slow down, slow down. I told you not to go, but you insisted on going. You were so careless."
Fu Xiaochen deliberately rubbed the mud off his body onto Zhang Ma, and only when he saw that she was even dirtier than him was he satisfied.
Just then, Dr. Zhao saw them and joked, "You guys... went to play in the mud?"
"How old are you? Don't be childish."
Fu Xiaochen looked over coldly, "If you don't speak, no one will think you're mute."
Zhang Xinru, relying on her master's power, said, "That's right, if you don't speak, no one will think you're mute."
Fu Xiaochen glanced at him coldly again, "You're the same."
After changing his clothes, he threw the dirty clothes directly to Zhang Ma.
"Go wash yourself clean, or I'll throw you into the neighbor's chicken coop."
Zhang Xinru: I'll endure it.
While the young master was inside, Wang Ma sneaked over.
"Is the young master angry?"
Zhang Xinru diligently scrubbed the clothes.
"What do you think? That damned Fu Xiaochen actually wanted to throw me into the chicken coop. I didn't throw enough mud earlier. I should have thrown more when I had the chance."
Looking back now, Wang Ma feels a chill of fear. She actually dared to throw mud at the young master. Why is she a little excited?
"Alright, alright, the young master didn't really blame you, so be happy about it!"
"Oh, right, I have some good news for you. Dr. Zhao just said that we can go back tomorrow afternoon."
Zhang Xinru put down the clothes in her hand in surprise. "Are you serious? You're not kidding me, are you?"
Aunt Wang said with certainty, "It's true, I'm not lying to you. Hurry up and pack your things! We can finally leave here."
Zhang Xinru: "Great, I can finally leave. I've had enough of this place."
Aunt Wang: "Wait a minute, I need to take this call. Why is it Xu Jiaojiao calling?"
After answering the phone, I learned that Xu Jiaojiao was coming over the next morning.
"Don't come any closer, we'll meet tomorrow..."
Xu Jiaojiao didn't give Wang Ma a chance to speak.
"Why can't I come? I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! Even if you don't let me come, I'll still come..."
Aunt Wang reminded us, "We're going back tomorrow..."
Xu Jiaojiao ignored everyone's pleas, "I won't listen, I won't listen, no matter what you say, I won't listen. I'm coming tomorrow, so send me the address right now..."
Zhang Xinru remembered the two big roosters outside the door, moved closer to Wang Ma, and spoke into her phone.
"Come on in if you want, but don't blame us for not warning you, the neighbor has two roosters..."
Before she could finish speaking, Xu Jiaojiao had already hung up the phone.
Wang Ma: "Hello, hello? Why were you hung up before I finished speaking!"
Zhang Xinru immediately sent the location to Xu Jiaojiao, saying, "Never mind her, let's hurry up and pack our things!"
"If Xu Jiaojiao wants to come and take a look, let her come!"
"Maybe they came just in time to pick us up!"