bayedsolid Chapter 126 The One-Horned Rhinoceros's Past Life
Chapter 126 The One-Horned Rhinoceros's Past Life
Speaking of Xiao Si, her initial hobbies were the more the merrier:
Fine dining, entertainment, and socializing—in short, enjoying delicious food and drinks while having fun is a given!
He also has to constantly travel back to the early Tang Dynasty world, honing his exceptional wisdom and cunning methods!
For no other reason than to improve the scores in history and Chinese language subjects!
Do you believe it?
Even the little rhinoceros doesn't believe it!
She thought it was for these six god-like "handsome young men"~
Are they all super-rich? Yes, there are six of them in total!!
Xiao Si said, "We're doing this not for fame or status, nor to leave a lasting legacy!"
It's purely for the purpose of cultivating that heartwarming and healing farming skill!!!
This time she believed it.
The goal is crystal clear—once I'm here, I'm going to become the "King of Bargain Hunting" in the Tang Dynasty!!
Since we're already here, we must exchange our love for the person who loves us back, and for lasting happiness!
Cough, cough, cough, the little rhinoceros poked its head out of the lake and choked on some air.
(For those who don't understand the underwater world, please refer back to Chapter 1.)
She found herself surrounded by desolate land, overgrown with weeds.
The once beautiful lakeside herb has withered and died, leaving only a few scattered plants.
She led a one-horned rhinoceros and ran headlong, not knowing where she was going, but Si Zi firmly believed that the direction she was running was ahead!
Sunlight filtered through the sparse clouds, dappling the uneven cobblestone path.
"Inhale, inhale, exhale, exhale, one, two, three, four, five!! Inhale, inhale, exhale, exhale, one, two, three, four, five..."
The rhinoceros stared at the little ox, and the little ox stared at its shadow.
They ran in rhythm with their breathing, sometimes frantic, sometimes calm, their footsteps, breaths, mouth and nose sounds, cicada chirps... all blending together in the silence.
Scenes from a blockbuster movie flashed through Xiao Si's mind—
The first time she traveled through time was during the twelve years this unicorn girl inhabited Princess Jinyang's body. Combined with her consciousness, this truly stirred up a cataclysmic wave—
Following the Tang Dynasty's uncles to farm, build foundations, and cultivate fantasy?
...Uh, you're overthinking it, none of that applies.
It's just that I've returned to the infinite flow of time and space during the later period of the Zhenguan era.
And then there's that heart-pounding single-female-lead, no-romance, super cute world...
Hehe, is Jizi's world really that good or bad? Only those who have been healed by it can understand!!
Oh my god, I've really transmigrated to a place I'd rather die in—the early Tang Dynasty world, so sweet it's making my teeth ache!!
Since it's "sweet enough to kill," let's go all out!
Along the way, Xiao Si was fawned over by all sorts of famous scholars and talented men, who treated her like the moon, wishing she could be a "shooting star" streaking across the sky, with everyone vying to pick up the stars behind her...
—Goose, goose, goose, Si Zi thought, I've really had enough of being spoiled like a ball!
How do you live like this?
One minute he's talking about ideals with a poet, the next he's discussing military strategy with a general, making Xiao Si feel like the "only traffic magnet in the entire Tang Dynasty"!!
There's absolutely no time to cultivate the mindset of humans or rhinos; instead, their heads are constantly spinning from all sorts of praise.
Honestly, all Sizi wants to do is stay somewhere quietly and enjoy some "ordinary leisurely" time.
As a result, fate pulled her from one historical timeline to another, and she could never find a safe harbor to rest in!
This time travel really felt like conducting an endless dessert experiment:
I took a bite and wanted to quit. But I was pulled back and had to take another bite!
And what's even stranger is that—Number One Aye just got his lunchbox and left the stage, and Number Two Aye has already arrived!
The grand drama of "deposing the king and establishing Wu" almost made Xiao Si think he was a villain in a historical drama—he was actually "spoiled" by the name "An Ding Si".
Oh, fate! Were we wrong? Or were you wrong?
Now, Brother Zi'an suddenly appears—oh my god, hasn't he become the emperor? Why is he here to pick me up?!
I don't care, isn't the title of emperor a bit like a "fashion trend"?!
It seems like Brother Zi'an went through a time machine and something went wrong?
Do you want me to be a "historical witness"?
I thought he'd at least become someone like Zhang Ruoxu or Wang Zhihuan the second time, since he was Wang Bo the first time...
Tell me, how did he become emperor? Isn't this just him creating pressure for himself?!
Xiao Si really suspected that he had come to ask me to stage a farcical "emperor's wedding" together—who knows what new tricks he'll pull next?!
Little Si was certainly no pushover; she thought to herself:
Brother Zian, are you really going to use me as a "mascot" for the "Save the Emperor" plan this time?!
Alright, let's not put on any big show. I might just have to show my support and maybe even design an "upgraded" version of history!
The three stages that the key rhinoceros had gone through were becoming increasingly frustrating:
In the first phase, Li Mingda was very pampered and adorable. At this time, there was also her brother, Zhinu.
In the second stage, Yonghui Si felt frustrated and unjustly named. Fortunately, he met Brother Liji and Brother Mutou in the time-traveling adventure.
In the third stage, An Ding Si is becoming more and more like a little imp, knowing everything. Only, there's this annoying fake eunuch, Zi An, by her side.
I've met many quirky uncles with interesting backstories, cunning schemes, and legendary wealth—they're all promising contenders for the future of the Sizi Dynasty, each with their own unique charm and charisma!
Ding ding ding! Of course, as the pleasure threshold continues to rise, it becomes increasingly difficult for Little Sizi to experience pleasure!
Fortunately, things changed after Si Zi cultivated his Qi to a high level, achieving a tiny bit of prosperity for the country, family, uncles, and husbands!
Originally, after being reborn, Si Zi found that she didn't seem to have any special mission; she was just a bystander in history. Or rather, if one had to assign significant meaning to her multiple lives, what gave her particular satisfaction was—
Sizi chose a relaxed and carefree approach to growth, completely immersed in the process, yet feeling relaxed and content, constantly in a state of boundless happiness...
And she wasn't done playing yet; she wanted to keep playing.
Little Si discovered:
In the deep immersion of literature, history, governance, and economics, did I truly become involved in an interesting and engaging historical "out of control," or was it a historical time and space?
I don't care about anything else! I can't worry about it anymore.
She thought that she was originally a "troublesome" little rhinoceros, but after transmigrating into a baby girl, she learned a lot while being funny and cute!
What are so many things?
Do you think it's the scores in history and Chinese?
of course not! !
Stay calm! That's the key secret of the superstructure!
shh~
She was like this; she not only witnessed the rise and fall of imperial power at that time, what?! She also participated in the expansion of the territory!!!
Now, we have to give a shout-out to this adorable rhinoceros—the unicorn—Little Rhinoceros!