bayedsolid Chapter 253 The hottest dragon robe doll has a prequel.
Chapter 253 The hottest dragon robe doll has a prequel.
As for why the Card Girl showed a strange smile, it was because her bishop had promised her that she would regain her freedom as long as someone took over her duty of guarding the bottom of the lake.
Therefore, she took relatively good care of the little girl, hoping she would grow up quickly.
The reason Mocha came to the bottom of the lake to cultivate herself is because a heartbreak caused her to lose the drop of blood from her heart. Now that she has recovered from depression and wants to regain her freedom, she has lost the ability to go ashore...
Zhen Xiaosi remembered that before she transmigrated into Princess Jinyang, she seemed to have lived at the bottom of a lake for a period of time. She also remembered her uncle's face, which looked exactly like Li Shimin...
Brother Zhinu smiled and said to her, "Little girl, you know quite a lot. You're right. Humans are born to 'shit,' and there's no meaning to 'toads' in that! But the hot 'leftovers' themselves are the meaning!"
Xiao Si began to arrange Aye's birth chart: "The Day Master is Wu Earth, born in the Chou month when Earth is prosperous, and supported by the Earth and Fire of the Year and Day pillars, making the Day Master extremely strong."
Zhi Nu began telling Xiao Si a bedtime story again:
"In 615 AD, the eleventh year of the Daye era, Emperor Yang of Sui was besieged by the Turks at Yanmen Pass. Aye responded enthusiastically to the call to arms and joined the ranks of General Yun Dingxing to go to the rescue. Before setting off, Aye offered Yun Dingxing a strategy..."
"Oh? Hey, what is it?"
“Let’s take our flags and drums and set up a feint. Shibi Khan dared to besiege the Emperor because he thought we wouldn’t be able to come to his aid in time. If we let our banners stretch for dozens of miles and sound the drums and gongs at night, the Turks will surely think that reinforcements have arrived and will flee in terror. Otherwise, outnumbered, we won’t be able to win. That’s what I suggested at the time, and Yun Dingxing thought it was a good idea, so he led his army to garrison in Guoxian. The Turkic scouts quickly reported: ‘Great Khan, the Sui army is coming!’”
Xiao Si: "At that time, Shibi Khan must have been a rival in love. He should have sneered and thought that this was definitely a feint! The Sui army could not have assembled so quickly."
Zhinu: "Yes, so he ordered the siege to continue. Yun Dingxing was extremely anxious when he learned that the Turks were not retreating. Seeing this, Aye offered another plan."
Li Shimin: "General, we will have our soldiers frequently rotate shifts during the day, and double the number of campfires at night to continue to confuse the enemy." Yun Dingxing followed the plan.
Zhinu: "The Turkic scouts reported again, and Shibi Khan was now in a dilemma. Just as he was hesitating, news came from the rear that other Sui troops had been spotted nearby. Shibi Khan panicked, fearing an attack from both sides. After weighing the options, he finally had no choice but to order a siege and a retreat. Emperor Yang of Sui was successfully rescued, and our father also distinguished himself in this battle..."
Li Shimin listened with great satisfaction.
"Father, you are so powerful! You like metal to drain earth... because earth generates metal, which can resolve excessive earth energy! And water controls fire. Only when I, Little Rhinoceros, come can Father balance fire and water, and brother, you are wood. Wood can loosen earth, but wood also controls earth, so you still need me, Little Rhinoceros, to nourish you..."
Xiao Yao also came over, "Master, didn't you say I'm also made of wood?"
Xiao Si: "You're a fire element person, silly boy. Father's unfavorable elements are my favorable elements—fire and earth. But don't worry, my maid has no influence on Father..."
Zhi Nu nodded and said, "Little Si is exceptionally gifted and his calculations are incredibly accurate! Earth represents faith, Fire represents propriety, and Father has a resolute and decisive personality with exceptional leadership and charisma."
Li Shimin didn't believe the girl's nonsense; he just found it amusing.
Little Si secretly whispered to the young servant, "Father's earth element is too strong, making him prone to stubbornness. A lack of metal and water elements might manifest as insufficient flexibility and adaptability, which needs to be addressed through education..."
Zhi Nu suppressed a laugh: "No one's life is perfect. Even if you have all five elements, it's not good. You'll be weak in everything, won't you?"
"Hey hey hey, Little Yellow Chicken, even if life is tough and we're relegated to the sidelines by fame and fortune, we still want to enjoy the unique flavor of this 'leftovers'..."
With a soft "ka ka ka ka," Little Si was amused by her own childish voice and how her brother imitated her speech.
Little Si thought to himself:
"Of course I know that the seemingly ordinary 'simple-minded' brother in front of me, who can help me sculpt Transformers from yellow clay, is actually the future 'Crown Prince' of the Tang Dynasty, the future 'Emperor Gaozong'. Although he is not as tall as Mu Tiezhu, his grandfather is 'Emperor Gaozhu' Li Yuan."
Little Sizi said:
Guoguo, um, Guoguo, as the little rascal whom Father Emperor dotes on, do you know that I once had my fortune told by "Jiji"?
The child slave's tone rose: Oh?
Sizifenfen said: I belong to the "Duoduo" destiny.
Zhinu continued to raise his voice: Oh?
Sizi said in a childish but firm voice:
The most typical example is that "多才多疫" means easily getting sick, and being pregnant is like being "多愁膳感" and loving to eat!
Zhi Nu grinned and said: Hahaha, Si Zi is talented!
Si Zi patted his round, fleshy belly and said: "Hey, just like the 'mosquito buzzing' (civilization) of our big 'candy' (a type of cigarette), although sometimes it's tough and bitter, it's also full of 'flavor' (charm)!"
Hearing this irresistibly cute little unicorn chattering away, the older brother was almost overwhelmed by her cuteness and couldn't resist giving her two quick kisses on the cheek, saying:
Haha, it seems our little rascal's destiny is "trembling and shivering"!
Little Sizi said: "I'm stupid! I'm stupid! My dear slave brother, I'm planning to open a 'cheap body room' (gym) in the palace!!"
Because my hooves are weak and I'm stomping on ice, I have to give up on my health!! In the future, I will definitely become the "Soybean Paste King" with "many pancakes and a wide variety of sauces"!
With my clever little brain, I'm sure I can make a fortune in a small business!
I'm going to open a large-scale "stir-fried shit" restaurant in the palace. As for the "tadpole" customers?
Of course, "the more the merrier," the better!
Hahaha! Suddenly, a loud laugh rang out. Little Sizi, still in a daze, was scooped up from behind by her father and held in his arms, getting two more kisses on the cheek—mua, mua!
Si Zi roared inwardly: Ugh, this place is utterly disgusting!
Father looked lovingly into Si Za's big eyes and asked:
Whose little unicorn is opening a "cheap brothel"? Is it to become a "big sauce master" in the future "pancake and sauce empire"?
Hahaha! "Fried shit"... "Gu, gu ke"? What is that?
Little Sizi instinctively tried to dodge Aye's beard, but found herself so spoiled by Aye that she had nowhere to escape!
She pouted her rosy lips, shook her big head, and pretended to be mysterious.
Ahem, seriously now, living amidst the magnificent tapestry of the Tang Dynasty, I deeply feel that since this rebirth is so brief, my primary duty is to atone for my sins! Why do I say this? I'll tell you later.
Secondly, one can immerse oneself in the glory of the palace and the warmth of family, discussing the world with one's father, brothers, and sisters, and playing the game of Cuju (ancient Chinese football) with friends in the imperial garden.
Even though the early Tang Dynasty was full of hardships and challenges for a young girl like me, being pampered like this and knowing some history made my days particularly vibrant.
In ancient times, a heart overflowing with pure warmth and love was enough to bring contentment and happiness. Speaking of happiness, well, let's not talk about her for now.
Honestly, after living like this, I really worry about people in the 21st century. Technology shouldn't be advancing any further.
Even though life in ancient times was full of hardships and setbacks, I still hope that time will pass more slowly.
As for Princess Jinyang's life-or-death ordeal at the age of twelve, I can only proceed cautiously and observe the situation. The wheel of fate will turn on its own, and in this little unicorn's den, I can only take it one step at a time.
Gradually, I discovered that the social trends at the time had become extremely complex, and I could only temporarily live a simple yet eventful life of farming and gossiping, assuming the identity of Princess Jinyang.
The start was pretty impressive; I had two heavyweight Mr. Big by my side: my Emperor Taizong and my husband Emperor Gaozong.
Then let's just follow the two emperors and live our lives together, slowly exploring the chain reaction caused by the intertwining of these many factors...
Of course, I am no longer the innocent and carefree little princess recorded in history.
As for the Li Tang family group, I have already successfully entered its inner circle!
As the image of the Sizi was gradually established, the actual history that followed seemed to be "spoiled" and dictated the pace!
Everyone knows perfectly well that Little Sizi has basically become a "side story" in the history of the past, and there won't be another one like it...
If you were to ask, how did a princess who died at the age of 12 manage to do that?
Dudu dudu! Sizi has no choice but to call everyone to come and watch!! And I'm not just asking for a free pass~
You'd probably say: This is a princess who died at the age of 12? That sounds like the most tragic resume in a fairy tale—won't it just fall apart in no time?
It's not like this purple color!
When the storybook "The Great Tang Dynasty: My Six Little Rich Kids" is reborn on Youyou's bookshelf, we can set off together again for a Tang Dynasty "wild adventure" full of surprises!