Chapter 289 Birds singing and flowers fragrant
Chapter 289 Birds singing and flowers fragrant
This group of vengeful sparrows suddenly caused trouble, leaving Lin Chunyi unsure whether to laugh or be angry.
If it were just her sister who was about to pass out, she would probably be laughing her head off right now.
But I never expected these little guys to be so uncivilized!
She didn't provoke them, and even tried to stop Lin Lanshan from touching them; she's a good person.
As a result, these little sparrows couldn't distinguish between good and bad, and they started to hold everyone accountable!
I've only ever heard of the saying "If the emperor breaks the law, the common people are subject to the same punishment." But I've never heard of a younger sister's mischievous actions causing trouble for the older sister!
If she hadn't reacted quickly and run fast, she might have been soaked in sparrow droppings by now, and even pickled.
No, she can't let this unexpected disaster go unpunished!
So, Lin Chunyi's mind raced, and she turned her attention to Lin Lanshan. She pinched Lin Lanshan's cheek, pulling it outwards, and said in a sinister tone:
"Look what you've done! They were sunbathing peacefully, and I told you not to be so nosy, but you insisted on scaring them. Now you're in deep trouble, and you're finally getting your butt kicked, but you almost got me in too!"
Although the sparrows have all flown away, and the culprit can't be found, the "source" of the trouble is right beside her; she can't escape it even if she wants to.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, it hurts~ Have mercy, have mercy, sister, I was wrong, stop pulling, my face is going to be ripped off!" Lin Lanshan's face was being pulled, her head was turned to the side, she cried out in pain and begged for mercy.
What's the matter?
Is it because they never check the almanac before going out? That shouldn't be the case. She clearly did a good deed today, a great act of saving lives and accumulating good karma!
So all this trouble just because of a tiny pebble? First bird droppings, then Sister Ci pulling noodles…
Waaaaah, God, please open your eyes and look at your good child! She's so wronged, so pitiful!
Lin Chunyi pushed the face that had been pulled in front of her back, "Have you learned your lesson? Still want to hit me?"
Lin Lanshan covered her face, which had been pinched, and pouted, saying, "It's grown! It's really grown this time! No, I'll never hit sparrows again! They're just too vengeful!"
"..." This answer still didn't sound very reliable to her. Was it an irrelevant answer? Was she beating around the bush?
So you mean we won't hunt sparrows that are vengeful anymore, but we will hunt birds or other animals that are easy to bully, right?
Everyone else bullies honest people, but she's bullying honest birds? And it's not even something that actually harms them; she just scares them for fun, purely out of a mischievous sense of humor.
How incredibly bored one must be to do something like this? Lin Chunyi was momentarily at a loss for words.
It suddenly occurred to her,
Life in this fairy mountain is probably quite dull and boring. Although resources are abundant, with birds, beasts, flowers, trees and all kinds of plants, it seems like nothing is lacking, and there is plenty of fun to be found.
But if you stay there for too long, watch for too long, or play for too long, you might really get tired of it.
They only lived like this for a year.
Who knows how many more years lie ahead, and how will we spend them?
Can she continue living like this with a calm mind? My younger sister is not even fourteen years old yet. She loves to play and be lively. Is she willing to live a life where she can only see endless mountains every day and work with farm tools every day?
Perhaps it's time for them to go out and change their lifestyle?
But to ask them to accept, integrate, and even conform to some of the rules of this world... she suddenly felt lost. Sigh...
Seeing her sister lost in thought, Lin Lanshan leaned closer, blinked, and said, "Sis, sis? What's wrong? Did my skin get too bouncy and give you a concussion? You did it yourself, so don't try to scam me just because my skin is soft!"
Then she cupped her face in her hands, looking as if she were intoxicated by her own beauty.
Lin Chunyi's melancholy mood was interrupted. She came back to her senses and saw her sister's shameless face up close.
So he pursed his lips and smiled with a deadly grin, "Were you itchy because you didn't get beaten up just now?"
She was wrong! She wants to take back what she said!
Having a younger sister like this means that even if they live together in this desolate mountain for ten, twenty, fifty years... many, many years, she will never feel bored or dull.
It seems that the leisurely days of winter have made her start to overthink things!
"You just slapped me in the face! Hey! What are you, daring to possess my dearest sister's body? Get off my sister right now!"
After saying that, Lin Lanshan covered her mouth tightly with a look of horror, took a step back and jumped several meters away.
Then, he stretched out his right hand, put his index and middle fingers together, and tapped an imaginary wooden fish in the air, chanting, "Mommy~ Mommy~ Hug! Get out! Get out! Get out!"
The incredibly smooth and natural performance of the ghost story surprised Lin Chunyi.
"..." With this skill, hunting in the mountains is a waste; he should be a charlatan and a sorcerer.
Wow, my sister is amazing! How many more tricks do you have up your sleeve that I don't know about?
However, it's definitely enough to make my sister, who's suddenly feeling down, laugh.
"Alright, stop fooling around. It's getting cold, and you're laughing with your mouth wide open. I'm afraid you'll get a stomach ache from the cold," Lin Chunyi thought. She figured Lin Lanshan had run fast enough to avoid getting bird droppings on her head, which meant she hadn't had a chance to laugh herself silly.
But she still found happiness in her younger sister...
"That's easy! Just do what I do, grin and show your teeth, hee hee hee hee~ then the cold wind won't get into your stomach~"
Lin Lanshan grinned, showing off her bright white teeth, and shook her head left and right in front of her.
She was laughing when, in a flash, she seemed to see something, so she steadied her sister's arms and said, "Wait! Stand still, don't move!"
Lin Lanshan looked bewildered, but stood up quietly. "Sister, what's wrong?"
Lin Chunyi finally saw it clearly. She wanted to laugh, but couldn't help saying, "Behind you, there's something behind you..."
The strange expression on her sister's face startled Lin Lanshan. "What is it? Tell me! Don't scare me!"
A flicker of panic crossed her eyes, and her mind began to race as she considered what might be behind her: a centipede? A caterpillar? Or something else entirely? Surely it couldn't be a snake that had forgotten to hibernate?
She mechanically turned her head to look, and as soon as she saw a small, familiar white spot on her back, Lin Chunyi said, "There's poop on your back."
Lin Lanshan, her neck stiff and her mind blank, was speechless. She really didn't know how to describe her current feelings.
A variety of expressions flashed across her face, including frustration, anger, relief, and speechlessness.
“I &*%#@%…” and then, facing the direction the sparrows flew away, he loudly proclaimed “birdsong and fragrant flowers.”
And it's still being output...
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