bayedsolid Chapter 223 Hao Chen, who loves to talk big
Chapter 223 Hao Chen, who loves to talk big
Chapter 223 Hao Chen, who loves to talk big
On the way back, the Qilin suddenly realized that Zhujian had been following behind it.
So the Qilin patted Hao Chen beneath it: "Hao Chen, stop for a moment. That Zhujian seems to have been following us."
The Four-Unlikes wanted Hao Chen to stop so it could see what Zhu Jian was up to, which immediately angered Hao Chen: "Why do you care about her, Four-Unlikes? Didn't she just say you were synthetic flesh? Aren't you angry?"
The four-legged creature looked a little embarrassed. He couldn't very well say that he was the one who suggested synthesized meat, so he could only act as a peacemaker: "Alright, don't be angry. I just felt sorry for her, so I helped her if I could."
Although Hao Chen didn't want to pay attention to Zhujian, he stopped for the sake of the Qilin.
The four-legged creature slid off Hao Chen's body in a flash and then walked towards Zhu Jian.
When Zhujian saw the Four-Faced Beast approaching him, his expression brightened, but upon seeing Haochen behind it, he shrank back in fear.
Seeing Zhujian's timid appearance, the Qilin teased, "Fat God, how can someone so big be so cowardly?"
Upon hearing this, Zhujian immediately put on a wronged expression: "Synthetic meat, your dog is too fierce..."
Hao Chen, who already had a problem with Zhu Jian, snorted coldly when he heard the other party call him a dog: "You bastard, if you can't speak properly, I'll tear your mouth off so you'll never have to speak again."
“Synthetic meat, look how fierce he is to me.”
Although Zhujian was larger than Haochen in size and had great strength, he was still a great man.
But she had a gut feeling that she couldn't beat Haochen.
This made Zhujian inherently fear Haochen, and he had no intention of fighting Haochen. He could only look to the Qilin for help.
The four-legged creature had no choice but to turn to Hao Chen and say, "Hao Chen, why don't you excuse yourself for a moment?"
Seeing that Haochen was somewhat reluctant, the four-legged creature had no choice but to continue, "Good boy, I'll make you chicken stew with mushrooms when we get back."
"..." Hao Chen was speechless. It seemed that this strange creature was mistaking him for Tianlu. However, this was a good opportunity.
Although he slept with the Four-Faced Beast last night, that was a special case. Hao Chen guessed that the Four-Faced Beast would still make him sleep on the floor tonight.
Thinking of this, Hao Chen smiled and said, "I'll give up on the chicken stew with mushrooms, but I don't want to sleep on the floor anymore. I want to sleep in your bed too."
After Hao Chen finished speaking, he turned and ran away, giving the four-legged creature no time to react, leaving it no chance to refuse.
After Hao Chen left, Zhu Jian finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you, synthetic meat. You're truly a wonderful beast."
"You don't have to keep calling me synthetic meat. I'm called the Four-Unlikes, or you can call me Boss Four."
Even after being given a good beast card, the Qilin still regretted it, thinking to itself how it could have been so foolish as to say that it was a synthetic meat.
However, Zhujian seemed to have already accepted the identity of the four-not-like synthetic meat, and even though the four-not-like had corrected him many times, Zhujian still called it the four-not-like synthetic meat.
At this moment, the Qilin suddenly asked, "By the way, Fatty Lang Shen, what are you doing following us?"
Upon hearing this, Fat God was stunned for a moment, then burst into tears and cried out, "Synthetic Flesh, I want to remove the golden headband on my head. Just let me do three thousand things for you. In this way, helping you is also helping myself. Please let me help you."
"Don't cry yet." The four-legged creature was a bit overwhelmed: "Even if you say that, three thousand things is a lot. Besides, you can't help with the big things, and I don't need your help with the small things."
When Fatty heard the Four-Faced Beast say it didn't need her, tears welled up in Fatty's eyes again.
"Don't cry, let me think about it."
Seeing that it was about to cry again, the Qilin quickly raised its hand to signal the Fat God not to cry.
Suddenly, the Qilin remembered that someone had ordered a rare flower from him online a few days ago, so it said to Fat God, "Fat God, I know what I need your help with."
Upon hearing that there was something he could help with, Fatty Shen excitedly twitched his ears: "Really? Synthetic Meat, tell me quickly, what do you need me to help you with?"
"There's a unique flower in our mountains called the trumpet flower. It's sky blue, shaped like a trumpet, and can live for a long time even without soil. Although it looks unremarkable, there aren't many of them, and they're quite valuable."
If you help me find three thousand morning glories, consider it doing me three thousand favors. That way, you'll be free, I'll make money, and we'll all have a bright future.
When Fatty God heard that all he was asked to do was find flowers, he didn't complain at all. Instead, he confidently assured the Qilin, "Synthesizing meat is just finding flowers, easy."
Watching the fat man skip away, the Qilin didn't care whether he could find the flower or not, and turned to look for Haochen.
Behind the tree, the Qilin saw Haochen lying on the ground, pretending to sleep, and went up to pat Haochen's head: "Wake up, Haochen, we should go home."
"Oh!!" Hao Chen rubbed his eyes, and his body grew larger again with a "bang," then he lay on the ground: "You've taken care of the four-legged creatures, right? Now come on up."
The four-legged creature climbed onto Hao Chen's back. Looking at Hao Chen beneath it, it suddenly seemed that the four-legged creature wasn't so bad after all.
But the next moment, the four-legged creature was frightened by its own thoughts. It actually started to regard Haochen as Pipi and became less concerned about finding Pipi.
Hao Chen had no idea what the Qilin was thinking. All he knew was that a furry creature was sitting on his back, and the pressure from the furry creature made him very happy. If the Qilin could touch his fur, Hao Chen felt he would be even happier.
And so, Hao Chen carried the Qilin back to the Deer Man's shop before dark, only to encounter Rabbit Lord waiting at the door.
When Rabbit saw the Four-Unlikes return, he happily went to greet it: "Four-Unlikes, didn't we agree to go fishing together today? Why did you leave without waiting for me?"
The four-legged creature was still wondering if it had become complacent about finding Pipi because of Haochen, and therefore did not hear Rabbit Lord's question.
A sly glint flashed in Hao Chen's eyes. Taking advantage of the fact that the Four-Faced Beast was in a daze, he whispered, "Rabbit Master, the Four-Faced Beast is very unhappy that you stood him up, so I took it to take a bath."
"Standing up?! I didn't mean to... Wait, what did you say you and the four-legged creature did?"
Rabbit Lord originally wanted to explain that he had to deal with the work that came up suddenly, and that he did not intentionally leave the strange pigeon behind.
But the next moment, Rabbit felt like he had misheard: "You just said you went to take a bath with the Four-Faced Beast?"
"Yeah, that saltwater lake in the mountains, it's so comfortable to soak in. I'll take you there next time."
Hao Chen continued his nonsense: "I even rubbed the back of the four-legged creature, massaged its paws, and in the end, I was the one who licked its body clean."
Although Hao Chen was talking nonsense, Rabbit Lord obviously took it seriously. He suddenly lost all his strength and collapsed to the ground, muttering repeatedly, "How could this happen? I was wrong, I shouldn't have stood you up."
"Hiss, it seems we've gone too far." Hao Chen could almost hear Rabbit's heart breaking. He quickly squatted down, used his tail to pick up the four-legged creature, put it on the ground, and then, of the thirty-six stratagems, running away was the best option. He decisively made his escape.
The four-legged creature regained its senses the moment it touched the ground, only to find the rabbit spirit that had lost its soul.
"Rabbit Lord, what's wrong with you?" The Qilin reached out a paw and touched Rabbit Lord's forehead with some confusion: "You don't have a fever."
When Rabbit realized that the four-legged creature had finally touched him with its paw, he grabbed the creature's paw as if it were a lifeline and said, "Four-Four, I was wrong. I shouldn't have chosen work over you."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Are you drunk, Rabbit Lord?"
"No, I didn't drink alcohol, I'm serious. I can bathe you, scrub your back, massage your paws, and even lick your fur. Please give me a chance."
Rabbit God seemed to be venting his emotions, and he probably didn't even know what he was saying.
But after hearing Rabbit Lord's words, the Qilin felt dizzy and its cheeks turned red. It couldn't understand why Rabbit Lord would say such a thing, and so bluntly at that.
"Rabbit Lord, wake up!" The Qilin took a deep breath, forcefully flung Rabbit Lord away with its paw, and then kicked Rabbit Lord in the face with its hoof: "Wake-up Hoof."
The four-legged creature then realized that Hao Chen must have said something to Rabbit Lord that caused Rabbit Lord to lose his composure.
"Haochen, you bastard, you're going to have to sleep on the floor tonight."
The four-legged creature was still angry, unaware that Tianlu was already on his way back to the deer-man shop.
Sniffing the lingering scent in the air, Tianlu frowned: "Whose scent is mixed with the Qilin's? Could the Qilin have been kidnapped? Will the other party eat it?"
The thought of the four-legged creature possibly being eaten made Tianlu anxious, and he quickly hurried towards the deer-man shop: "Four-legged creature, wait for me, I'm coming to save you."