A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 173 A Counterfeit of a Counterfeit

Jiang Xinyu has a glamorous appearance and a hot figure. Yan Fei's disguise is quite good, and her high and firm breasts are really eye-catching.

After tearing off the mask, Jiang Xinyu ripped open Yan Fei's shirt and squeezed the two large bags that were almost indistinguishable from real ones.

Wow, this feels so realistic! Could Yan Fei be a transvestite?

Thinking of this, Jiang Xinyu's hand went straight for Yan Fei's underwear, and Xiao Die was so frightened that she quickly stopped her.

"Madam, please spare us! If you really let another man pull down his pants, the Chief Supervisor will surely kill us all."

Jiang Xinyu coughed and realized what was happening. She pulled Xiao Die away and called a guard to check if Yan Fei had a penis.

Although the guard answered that he was going to relieve Yan Fei's bitter tea, his stiff expression still showed that he was quite unwilling.

Jiang Xinyu guessed wrong. Yan Fei is not hermaphroditic, which means that her chest is probably also a disguise.

There were truly talented people in ancient times; only high-quality silicone could replicate that feel in modern times.

In some ways, Yan Fei was quite talented. If it weren't for the fact that this scumbag was such a terrible person, Jiang Xinyu would have thought it would have been a real shame to kill him.

Jiang Xinyu squatted down and pinched Yan Fei's chest again, "Tsk tsk, I'm so envious, it's so firm and bouncy, it feels so good."

You guys should try it too, it's actually quite fun.

Xiao Die looked at Yan Fei's chest and then at herself. Damn it, why did she feel so inferior?

The guards also had unspeakable expressions on their faces. "Madam, please stop playing around. You're making us terrified."

Although... we'd like to give it a try, hehe.

It's not that these junior guards had any ulterior motives; it was purely out of curiosity about the breasts of the opposite sex.

They wouldn't dare touch Yan Fei if she were a girl.

Since they're all grown men and this thing is fake, it doesn't matter to them; they just want to satisfy their curiosity.

Xiao Yuan's bodyguard system is very well-established, passed down from the older generation and still in use today.

Local officials in impoverished or disaster-stricken areas would purchase and shelter healthy boys under the age of six. Once they had enough, they would report to the Eastern Depot (a secret police agency) and have people come to collect them.

These children are assigned to different training grounds based on their aptitude, and they are usually assigned jobs based on their abilities when they are fourteen or fifteen years old.

The rules vary depending on the training camp. Secret guards are usually directly under the supervisor, and after three to five years, they are transferred to open positions and officially enter the Eastern Depot.

For example, five of the eight chiefs whom Xiao Yuan trusts most have risen through the ranks from his personal bodyguards.

Such subordinates are extremely loyal, because once their master falls from power, no one else would dare to employ them.

Marriage was forbidden during the time of the secret guards; those who wished to start a family and build a career could only do so after transitioning to the public eye.

To prevent being abducted or betrayed, the guards were not allowed to go out at will, and it was strictly forbidden to go to brothels or mingle with the maids in the mansion.

It can be said that the secret guards of the Eunuch's Mansion were all complete novices who had never touched a girl's body before.

So just imagine how tough it must have been for them to work the night shift when Xiao Yuan was doing that thing.

However, those who could endure the training of the Dark Guard Camp and work by the side of the Supervisor were all extremely persevering and well-organized.

They were all planning to wait until they reached a certain age to openly marry and have children, so naturally no one dared to have any ulterior motives.

Jiang Xinyu didn't know that; seeing that they were all hesitant to make a move, she thought they were just shy.

Just then, someone else came to the tent. This time it was a real eunuch, saying that the Grand Eunuch wanted to summon his wife.

Jiang Xinyu calmly said "I understand," and while having several guards search Yan Fei's belongings, she went behind the curtain and changed into women's clothing.

Xiao Die helped Jiang Xinyu put her hair up in a simple bun and applied some makeup. Jiang Xinyu then imitated the scheming girl's expression and put on a wronged look, instantly becoming a completely different person from her usual self.

This jerk likes collecting figurines, doesn't he? She'll see if he recognizes her.

When Jiang Xinyu came out, Yan Fei had been stripped naked except for a piece of bitter tea.

And let me tell you, her flawless, porcelain-like skin puts many girls to shame.

Then look at what the guards found: more than a dozen packets of powder, two boxes of poison needles, and even the rings, hairpins, and earrings were poisoned.

Jiang Xinyu smiled coldly and said that it was right for her to cripple Yan Fei first.

Looking at this pile of odds and ends, if this thing gets away, it could cause endless trouble.

Putting everything else aside, just because this person has the same face as her, any dog ​​of a man should take her down immediately.

What if this guy uses her face to poison people everywhere? She'd be in deep trouble no matter what.

He's so busy with disaster relief, yet he still has the leisure to play with venomous snakes; it seems he's not in a hurry to go home at all.

Seeing the three guards staring intently at Yan Fei, Jiang Xinyu suddenly revealed an evil smile.

There are two best ways to deal with rapists: one is to confiscate their tools and castrate them, and the other is to make them feel the pain of the crime.

then……

"Which of you three is interested in him? Let's get this straight: rape is illegal, but... prostitution is allowed."

So whoever wants him to give Xiaodie a copper coin as payment for prostitution later.

I plan to poison this guy until he's mute and sell him to the Nanfeng Brothel. It's fine if he gets to serve customers early.

The three bodyguards shook their heads in unison, almost in perfect sync, looking rather silly and cute like some kind of small animal.

Although I know that Madam is always unconventional, could you please not scare them like this?

They still want to get married and have children normally; not everyone shares He Zhang's interests.

They were genuinely just curious because they'd never seen a man look like that before, like seeing a cat with rabbit ears or a dog that meows.

Anyone with a bit of curiosity would probably take a second look.

Jiang Xinyu was just teasing them because she saw them staring at her. If these three really made a move, she would have to find someone else to stand by her side.

It seems my initial impressions along the way were correct; they are all good kids.

Actually, none of these bodyguards, the oldest being 19 and the youngest 16, are considered children, since it was common for people to get married at 15 in this era.

But Jiang Xinyu is mentally older than her age; she always feels that the maids and guards around her are young.

Jiang Xinyu was quite pleased with herself for being cheeky. She rubbed her face and left the tent, heading towards Xiao Yuan's direction.

Inside the tent, only Xiaodie and her three bodyguards remained, staring at each other in bewilderment.

They should be glad that the lady didn't take them, so they wouldn't have to struggle with who to help.

But I really want to watch it.

I wonder if the Grand Eunuch will recognize the Madam. If he doesn't...

Hehe, while lighting a candle for the supervisor, I'll also light a candle for the brothers on night duty tonight.

Hopefully, there won't be another fool like Lao Liu, who, upon hearing the Grand Eunuch crying and begging for mercy, jumped down from the tree and wanted to rush in.

If the boss hadn't knocked him down with a pebble, he might have gotten into serious trouble.

However, their chief eunuch's wife can be quite ruthless at times; some of the brothers have seen Eunuch Dou applying medicine to the chief eunuch.

It is said that there were several bloody marks on his back and teeth marks on his chest. Anyway, the supervisor looked quite miserable.

It's really strange. Shouldn't doing naughty things be fun? I really don't understand.

The Dark Guard Camp and the Asura Hall have always disliked each other, and Xiaodie and her three Dark Guards were in the same boat, each finding a place to sit and ignoring the others.

In reality, they were all secretly thinking about their wives and the supervisor. Even Xiaodie, who was usually so stubborn, became much more active.

On the other side, Jiang Xinyu walked slowly toward Xiao Yuan, plotting how to disguise herself as a fake.

When Yan Fei saw her at the Jiang family, she appeared weak, obedient, and indecisive. If her eyes were a little more languid and filled with the tender feelings of a young girl in love, she would probably look just like that.

Anyway, she's playing a fake now, so as long as she doesn't resemble the real person in any of the above ways, it'll be about right.

Jiang Xinyu smiled mischievously as she watched Xiao Yuan sitting at a table laden with delicious food, pouring himself a drink.

My dear husband, whether tonight will be a pleasant surprise or a shock depends on your performance.