A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 297 It’s a matter of course

When Bao Beibei was teasing Liu Xu, she noticed the affection in the young general's eyes and that's why she continued.

But the fact that Mingming liked him yet avoided him only fueled Bao Beibei's interest even more.

He never imagined that the reason the other person refused to accept him was because of their inferiority complex and their unbearable past.

Damn, you should have said so earlier!

She doesn't have any obsession with chastity. As long as she treats him wholeheartedly from now on, it doesn't matter whether he has slept with other people before.

Honestly, in this dynasty, where are there any virgins left among men over 20?

Not only did he have wives, concubines, and maids, but he also kept actors and formed sworn brotherhoods with them. Compared to male prostitutes who were forced to entertain customers, this kind of man who actively sought pleasure was definitely not worth having.

After finishing her sentence, Liu Xu turned her head and mustered her courage to look at Bao Beibei, awaiting the judgment that was about to be handed to her.

Bao Beibei hooked her arms around his neck and kissed him passionately until Liu Xu was panting heavily before gently biting his lip and laughing out loud.

"That's my answer. Are you satisfied?"

"From now on, you'll have a wife. We'll get married after this great victory against the Quanrong."

Liu Xu could hardly believe her ears. "Bei Bei, you...you really understood?"

I'm not clean..."

Bao Beibei playfully rubbed his cheeks with both hands, "Does sleeping with many people mean you're unclean?"

Then you probably can't even compare to Jin Zekang's father. I heard that the old emperor slept with at least 500 women from the time he took his first concubine at the age of 15 until he died in his 60s.

In terms of sheer numbers, you might not even be able to match him.

When have you ever seen someone feel inferior?

What has already happened cannot be changed; only by thinking positively can life get by.

However, I am a vicious person.

If you're still dreaming of having three wives and four concubines and enjoying the bliss of having multiple wives, then I'll give you a chance to explain yourself now.

"I didn't care about what you did before, but if you still have an affair after I'm with you, I'll break all three of your legs."

He had this delusion after learning that Bao Beibei and Jiang Xinyu had a good relationship.

Thinking that birds of a feather flock together, perhaps Beibei could accept his unbearable past.

Unexpectedly, her dream came true. Liu Xu excitedly hugged Bao Beibei and spun her around before burying her face in her shoulder and solemnly promising her.

From now on, he will only have Beibei. If she betrays him, he will be sent back to a brothel.

This vow was more poisonous to Liu Xu than being torn to pieces, and Bao Beibei, overjoyed, kissed her again.

We're all adults, stop being so coy! Once we're in sync, of course we should test our physical compatibility!

Despite being the seasoned veteran, Liu Xu was acting like a novice in front of Bao Beibei.

To be honest, he was afraid that Beibei would think he was pretentious.

But when facing someone he likes, his heart races, his hands and feet stiffen, and he's completely at a loss for what to do.

It was as if all the things the madam had taught her, along with her former identity, had been lost.

His clumsy responses were even more awkward than when he first served a customer.

Originally, Bao Beibei wanted Liu Xu to take the lead, but seeing his submissive attitude, she was overcome with a mischievous impulse and pushed Liu Xu onto the bed.

Her fingers deftly removed his soft nail polish as if she were unwrapping a gift.

Although she herself had that thing, she had never really studied other people's.

Now is a good opportunity for her to try out those blockbuster movies she used to watch.

Fortunately, it was already evening and Bao Beibei didn't like being disturbed, otherwise Liu Xu really wouldn't have dared to stay.

But for him, the two were moving too fast. After Liu Xu's shirt was pulled off, she instinctively covered her body.

"Bei...Beibei, could you..."

"you are not willing?"

"No, it's too...too fast."

"It seems so."

Bao Beibei nodded and reached out to pull Liu Xu up. "We've been so busy talking that we seem to have forgotten to eat."

I'm going to find Yudian to freeload a meal; I didn't bother setting up a small kitchen in this yard because it's too much trouble.

As she spoke, Bao Beibei straightened her clothes and turned to leave.

As Liu Xu put on her soft armor, she secretly regretted it.

He shouldn't have rejected Beibei. Was Beibei angry?

Is it because Beibei still dislikes his body?

Does this mean that Beibei will no longer take the initiative to get close to him in the future?

As Bao Beibei walked out of the room, Liu Xu quickly followed.

He wanted to muster the courage to hug Bao Beibei and tell her that he didn't mean to refuse, but he didn't have the chance in the end.

Seeing Liu Xu's absent-minded look, Bao Beibei chuckled mischievously to herself, employing the "playing hard to get" tactic from the 36 Love Strategies.

You regret it now!

Let's see if this silly boy will still pass up the opportunity again next time.

Even though Liu Xu went along with it, Bao Beibei didn't intend to go all the way. She just wanted to unpack the package, see her new boyfriend's physique, and have some fun.

She's in a man's body now, and she's not ready to do *that* yet.

It feels awkward being on top.

She doesn't like female-dominant/male-submissive relationships at all, and she doesn't like using tools she's not familiar with for physical labor.

If it were me... it would hurt, wouldn't it?

She had heard that being the bottom was bad for her health, and she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to experience that kind of pleasure.

Actually, she originally preferred that the two of them comfort each other and not actually go all the way to the end.

But once she learned about Wang Huan's hidden pain point, she knew it probably wouldn't work.

If she doesn't go all the way, that fool might think she's disgusted by his filth and fall into a vicious cycle of self-pity.

Since that's the case, then take the initiative and express your affection warmly so he knows you don't dislike him.

Based on her understanding of Wang Huan these days, she knew he absolutely couldn't stand such rapid development.

She would readily accept any rejection from the other party.

This time, I can't say it's because I dislike you, can I? I think you were the one who said you didn't want it.

Having many sisters means you learn a lot of different things. Which older sister taught her these manipulative woman talk?

I'll ask Xiaoyudian if she has any tricks up her sleeve; her best friend seems to have a knack for dealing with these ancient people.

The problem is that the two sisters both married people from rather remote areas, and even though they became two couples, they couldn't have a child together.

No matter how much Liu Xu regretted it, it was too late. She was soon dragged by Bao Beibei to Xiao Duzhu's courtyard.

Bao Beibei was an unofficial staff member. Although she held a prestigious position, the level of hospitality she received was far inferior to that of Xiao Yuan, the Marquis of Zhenguo.

She herself doesn't like large groups of people, so she doesn't have anyone to serve her in the courtyard. She usually comes to Xiao Yuan's courtyard to freeload meals.

When the two entered, Liu Xu blushed and felt a little awkward, but Jiang Xinyu seemed to have expected them to come and had even prepared the bowls and chopsticks on the table.

Bao Beibei pulled Jiang Xinyu close and nuzzled her cheek. "Little Raindrop, you're so prescient! How did you know I could win over your cousin?"

Jiang Xinyu picked up a meatball and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Whether I win the bid or not, I know you're definitely here to freeload."

Success is a celebration, failure is a way to turn grief into food and heal emotional wounds.

I specifically asked them to double the amount of food, isn't that generous of me?

"Absolutely! My daughter deserves to be enshrined in the Imperial Ancestral Temple."

Liu Xu's eyes nearly popped out of her head as she watched the two of them interact intimately, arms around each other.

The level of shock was no less than when I first found out Bao Beibei was a man.

Is my cousin Yu going crazy?

Beibei is a man, and the two of them are like this...

Liu Xu subconsciously looked at Xiao Yuan and, sure enough, saw that Chief Supervisor Xiao was staring at Bao Beibei with a murderous look on his face.

Sensing Liu Xu watching him, Xiao Yuan snorted coldly.

"Keep an eye on your wife and don't let her bother my wife."