Chapter 106 Hee hee no hee hee
Chapter 106 Hee hee no hee hee
Jiang cleared his throat twice and said, "Good morning, everyone. Today I will share my motto with you. I have always felt that a motto can encourage us to move forward and also give us a better goal in life."
Jiang's first half of the sentence was very good. The more the head teacher listened, the more satisfied he was. Just when he thought he could say something earth-shattering,
Jiang Xian suddenly paused, then shifted his gaze to Wen Wen. He smiled and said, "I think we should give other students a chance. I believe everyone wants a chance to be seen by the teacher. Just like when the get out of class was over, Wen Wen told me that it would be great if he could have a chance to perform. I hope the teacher can give Wen Wen a chance."
The head teacher looked at Wen Wen hesitantly. Wen Wen had just covered his head with a book when he heard the head teacher say, "What are you doing here? Wen Wen, it's you. Tell me what your motto is? What are your goals for the future? What do you want to do in the future?"
Wen Wen stood up reluctantly and glared at Jiang Xian during this time. Because Jiang Xian was too far away from him in the classroom, it was not convenient for him to directly raise his middle finger to Jiang Xian. Wen Wen couldn't swallow this breath, so he had to put his right hand behind his back and raised his middle finger to Lu Yu'an.
Who makes them good brothers?
What's wrong with a good brother helping to bear a little anger?
From now on, we must walk together as brothers.
Lu Yuan: “…”
Jiang Xian: Hehehe
Wen Wen: No, no.
Wen Wen took a deep breath, his eyes firm. He almost didn't join the party. He said: "Everyone should have a dream when growing up. Only with a dream can we move forward. Only with a dream can our sails slide to the farther shore. Everyone should have a dream. In my heart, dreams are more important than anything else. Because I can pursue my own dreams, I will have my own goals to strive for."
Wen Wen quoted the sentences he usually wrote in his essays. Facing his teacher's hopeful gaze, he paused and tried hard to think of the following text in his mind.
After a while he said: "So, my goal is to make a lot of money, my dream is also to make a lot of money, my motto is to have a dream in your heart, then you can travel thousands of miles, I have a big dream of making money."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Who doesn’t want to make a lot of money in today’s society?
This dream of his was quite realistic. Facing the laughter of the crowd, he didn't think it was a big deal. Anyway, it wasn't as big of a response as his other daydream.
The head teacher also smiled and said: "Wen Wen, you have great ambitions in the future. I am a layman and I also want to make a lot of money. If you can make a lot of money someday, please help me."
The head teacher was obviously joking. Not long after he said this, the whole class burst into laughter again.
The atmosphere in class meetings is generally good, while the atmosphere in other courses is rather depressing.
Therefore, the head teacher usually makes some jokes with them in class meetings to relieve the pressure caused by daily studies.
Wen Wen also smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment, teacher. I am grateful to Jiang Xian for giving me this opportunity to speak here. If it weren't for him, I might never have the courage to stand here and speak in my life. So I hope the teacher can also give Jiang Xian a chance to speak here."
The "unity" among the classmates made the head teacher feel a little relieved. "I didn't expect that you all get along so well. I really didn't expect it."
"Yes, teacher. I like Jiang Xian very much. I think he is my idol. If he were a star, I would definitely be his number one fan. I think he is a good student. If I could hear his speech, I believe I would be more motivated to study in the future."
Jiang Xian: “???”
What about upside down?
Didn’t you just mention Wen Wen?
Is this how Wen Wen takes revenge on him?
Perhaps it was because it was rare to teach a student with Wen Wen's personality, the head teacher obediently and smilingly shifted his gaze to Jiang Xian's face.
"Jiang Xian, you've seen it too. Wen Wen admires you so much. You can't possibly disappoint him, right?"
What's wrong with this?
If this is outside.
Not to mention chilling Wen Wen's heart, he believed that even if someone asked him to dig out Wen Wen's heart, he would be willing to do so.
Jiang Xian hid his hand under the table. He knew Wen Wen couldn't see it, but he still raised his middle finger.
He stood up as reluctantly as Wen Wen before him.
He didn't have any ideas. Just being alive was enough. He lived day by day. He never thought of any motto, nor did he think of any words that could inspire him.
Now his mind was full of gossip that the table in front of him shared with him this morning:
"Hey Mr. Jiang, when are you going to get married?"
Jiang Xian was still a high school student. This was the first time he was asked such a direct question. He had never even been in a relationship, and this time he went straight to the point of calling her wife.
His face turned slightly red, and he avoided the question without answering it.
The other party asked this question just to have a better point of connection, not really needing him to answer the question. He was not angry when he didn't hear Jiang Xian's answer.
"I'm telling you it's amazing, my junior high school classmate is already engaged, damn, I thought I was still a primary school student, how come they are planning to get married, it really shocked me."
Jiang Xian hadn't expected it either: "My junior high school classmates are getting married now? No way? At most, those who haven't even entered high school are engaged? Aren't they old enough? How come they are getting married?"
"No, no, no. There are quite a lot of repeaters in our junior high school, so our junior high school classmates are now in their 20s."
Jiang Xian was shocked by this number. "No matter how many times you repeat the grade, you should be 3 years older than me, right?"
You know, he is only 17 this year.
"I don't understand either, but it's amazing. There's a girl in our class who's already a mother of two children. Last time I ran into her at the mall, she asked her children to call me uncle. I was shocked at the time. I'm still in high school, and I'm an uncle. Can you imagine that?"
These things happened not long ago, but he still remembers them clearly. His mind is full of things like his junior high school classmate having a child, his junior high school classmate getting married, and him becoming an uncle.
There is no life motto at all.
He was afraid that he would say something like his goal was to get married.
Jiang Xian smiled at the head teacher and said, "I don't think I have any goals. As a high school student, studying hard is my goal. I just hope I can go to a good university in the future."
This sentence does not contain any technical content, but it contains the wishes of many high school students.
What he said was not a complete lie.
At least half of it is true.
Sure enough, the head teacher was still somewhat relieved.
He asked Jiang to sit down first. "I found that our class is not usually visible, but at this time, you are very united and friendly, and your goals are also great."
Wen Wen didn't know whether to laugh or not, and threw back the note that Lu Yu'an had just passed to him.
A few more lines were added on top.
[Do you think I am great? ]
Lu Yu'an put it simply: [Great.]
Although he knew that the other party might just be using this trick to cheer him up, Wen Wen still couldn't help but frown.
Continue to write in the notebook:
[You think I'm awesome, right? Actually, I'm just average. Well, I've always been awesome, but you may have just discovered it now. If you had known me before, you would have discovered that I've always been awesome, and you wouldn't regret knowing me.]
[I don’t regret it now. ]
He couldn’t tell, he really couldn’t tell, that Lu Yu’an was quite good at coaxing people.
Even after class, Jiang Xian's mind was still full of what the student sitting in front of him had shared with him today.
As soon as the get out of class was over, he couldn't wait to share this with Lu Yu'an.
So the words that came out became:
"Brother Lu, when are you going to get married? When are you going to get married? Don't you have anyone you like? When are you going to introduce someone to me?"
Lu Yu'an paused with his pen, and before he could give a response to this confusing question, he heard his good deskmate asking for help.
"Mr. Jiang, why do you care so much about Lu Yu'an? You don't like him, do you? That's why you try so hard to get close to him. I find that you are quite thoughtful."
Jiang Xian: “???”
Lu Yuan: “…”
Jiang Xian: "Please don't slander the pure friendship between me and Brother Lu. We are the most brotherly people I have ever seen."
Wen Wen nodded, noncommittal: "Yeah, brotherhood, just like those friends' sisters, ah, we are just friends, ah, she is just my sister, we have no relationship, please don't slander us."
Wen Wen even imitated the tone.
He acted like something really happened between the two of them.
Even Jiang Xian began to doubt himself.
"Brother Lu, there won't be anything between us..."
Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Lu Yu'an, "No, there is no such possibility, don't worry."
Lu Yu'an's refusal was too decisive. Jiang Xian showed a hurt expression: "Really? Is there really no possibility at all?"
I don’t know where Jiang Xian learned this from, but he has been acting for no apparent reason these days. Lu Yu’an even wanted to ask him if he wanted to enter the entertainment industry after the college entrance examination, so that he could win the title of Best Actor as soon as possible.
Wen Wen looked suspicious, and then looked at the two of them with a shocked expression: "You said that you two have no relationship, but I heard it all, I heard it with my own mouth. If someone else said it, I might not believe it, but now I heard it with my own ears. Do you still want me to not believe my own ears? I didn't expect you two to be such people. I really didn't expect that you two little lovers would hide by my side for so long."
The case was solved. Jiang Xian might have learned acting from Wen Wen.
Really, we shouldn't have let the two of them know each other in the first place. Now, with each of them saying something, they can directly determine his guilt.
If he was not Lu Yu'an, he would have thought that Lu Yu'an liked Jiang Xian when he heard this.
Lu Yu'an said calmly: "If you two accuse me again, I will become an immortal."
Wen Wen also agreed: "Yes, yes, Jiang Xian, if you continue to slander Lu Yu'an, what will happen if Brother Lu ascends to heaven in the future? You are going too far. I never do such a thing."
Jiang Xian: “…”
Lu Yuan: “…”
Jiang Xian never had that kind of intention towards Lu Yu'an.
He doesn't like boys, he is a dead straight guy, he doesn't like it and he doesn't dare to have it. Who is Lu Yu'an?
In his heart, that was his good buddy who had been through thick and thin with him.
If he were asked to abandon the idea of being a good friend, he would get goosebumps and shudder at the thought of liking Lu Yu'an and dating him.
He didn't even dare to imagine that such a thing would happen to him. The more he thought about it, the more horrified and unbelievable it became.
"Please, Wen Wen, please stop talking. It's so disgusting. You disgust me."
Realizing that his words contained too much disgust, Jiang Xian explained: "I'm not saying that homosexuality is disgusting, I just say that the thought of the possibility that I like Brother Lu, the thought of the possibility that Brother Lu and I are in love makes me feel disgusted."
Wen Wen said "Oh" slowly, "You are not trying to hide it, are you? You are not saying these words now just to hide your feelings for Lu Yu'an, are you?"
After he said this, he showed an expression that said, "I understand you."
I don’t understand shit.
He shouldn't have said that in the first place, now he's fine, right?
He didn't want to play anymore, didn't want to continue talking nonsense, but there was always someone who wanted to take him back to the past and was unwilling to let him go.
"Please, Wen Wen, I really beg you, can you please stop talking? I'm about to be heartbroken."
His heart wasn't completely broken yet when he was met with Lu Yu'an's faint smile.
Even more creepy.
His smile was as if he wanted to die before tomorrow. He was afraid that he would not see tomorrow's sunrise.
Wen Wen finally let him go and didn't continue the topic of Jiang Xian liking Lu Yu'an.
"I saw you were so anxious to ask when your brother Lu would get married, I thought you liked him, sorry."
Jiang Xian didn't expect him to apologize. He could tell that Wen Wen was joking. "Well, you don't have to be so polite. You're being too polite. It scares me even more. I remember you should have said a few more words to me."
Wen Wen: "...Are you a masochist? You're not happy if I don't scold you? What kind of perverted demand is this?"
Jiang Xian: “…”
The meaning was misinterpreted again.
"Brother Lu has never been in a relationship, so can't I care about when he will have one? I'm thinking about Brother Lu's lifelong event, but you don't understand, right?"
Wen Wen nodded: "I don't understand. You are only in high school, only in the second year of high school, and you are already concerned about the other person's marriage. After he gets married, will you help him contact the confinement center? Will you also help him contact the coffin when he gets old? It's quite considerate."
Wen Wen's words sounded strange, although he didn't know what Wen Wen meant.
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