Records of the Cattle and Horses of Chang'an

Chapter 619 It stinks

As the light came on, Cui Bianxu could clearly see the skull of the person in front of him.

Well, this round head is definitely his wife’s.

Good, he's done.

It’s his fault that he didn’t observe the celestial phenomena last night, otherwise he would have been able to see that there would be such a disaster today!

In a split second, Cui Bianxu, flustered but still trying to remain calm, finished his brainstorming. Recalling how Cui Zhe had coaxed Zhao Yue, he grabbed Jiang Shangxian's hand and held it tightly, his face full of sincerity: "Did it hurt? Where did you fall and hurt? Let me rub it."

Seeing Jiang Shangxian hanging his head and ignoring him, he was about to pinch his throat and imitate his father to say a few corny words, but he happened to catch a glimpse of the bloodstains on her face that had not been wiped clean. A trace of anger flashed in his eyes: "What's with the blood on your face?"

Who on earth dared to do such a cruel thing to his slave girl, whose face was so beautiful that it could shame the moon and the flowers?!

This is the most beautiful face in the entire Tang Dynasty!

Just as soft and round as steamed buns!

His eyes instantly became deep, his expression serious and tense. He took out a hand and stroked her cheek, which had become much thinner. He was careful at first, and after finding no wound, he wiped it with a little force. Only when he was sure that it could be wiped off did he feel relieved: "How did this happen? Are you bleeding from the nose again?"

Jiang Shangxian was angry, aggrieved, and heartbroken. His palms had been covered with blisters from years of martial arts training, which kept breaking and forming. Finally, his hands were covered with calluses. Now they were even rougher than before, and they stung his face when he touched them.

With puffed cheeks, he glared at the person in front of him like an angry fat rabbit, punched Cui Bianxu's chest twice, grabbed his right hand and rubbed the broken skin back and forth, and burst into tears: "Fei Guang is dead, Jian Ming has lost an arm, wuwuwu..."

She really has so many grievances to express.

Her thighs were rubbed raw from riding horses, her palms were covered in blisters, her legs felt like they were filled with lead from climbing mountains, her mouth had blisters from eating Hu pancakes every meal, and she was constantly having nosebleeds, which made her feel dizzy at the slightest provocation.

In order to be a good leader, she has been tough all the way, but now when she meets Xiao Cui, she doesn't want to talk about all this in detail.

Because he's clearly not okay either.

Yingzi, who had just been helped out of the secret passage by the guards, ran over like a monkey when he heard the noise: "Auntie, Auntie, what happened? Did you get hurt when you fell down just now? Son-in-law, didn't you catch it?"

Cui Bianxu was embarrassed and did not answer when he was questioned about his pain points. He was too embarrassed to speak!

On the contrary, Zhao Shan, who was watching the excitement from the side, said in a cold tone, gloating: "Why didn't you answer it? Not only did your son-in-law answer it, he also threw the person out like that~"

Cui Bianxu: .....This guy is really itching for trouble!

"Jianming is not dead?!" Li Sheng grasped the key point and took the opportunity to rescue his Jiulang.

For a moment, the guards all showed relieved smiles on their faces. At least he was not dead. Even if he lost an arm, he still had another one. It would be enough!

Cui Bianxu gave Li Sheng a look of great appreciation, then took Jiang Shangxian into his arms and said softly, "Where is he now? Why are you here?"

"His injuries were too severe, so I asked Jinyun and Yang En to take him out. Although Qiqige treated him, there is a shortage of doctors and medicine here, and it is not convenient for him to recuperate... You don't know, the injury looked painful, but he was very determined this time and didn't cry at all. I underestimated him." Jiang Shangxian praised Jianming generously.

I originally thought that the crybaby would burst into tears when he woke up, but his eyes were bright and firm when he was giving me instructions, without shedding a single tear. He is a real man!

Cui Bianxu had originally thought Jianming was dead, but upon hearing the news, his heavy heart relaxed. He smiled and said, "He has always been able to endure hardships."

The Cui family didn't choose their guards casually. They were poor in literature, but rich in martial arts, so training a single guard was a significant expense. They usually selected boys around five years old, and after physical and bone examinations to confirm their martial arts talent, they would be sent to the master's household.

Jianming is not the most talented one, but he has always been the hardest working one.

He had aspired to become a military commander on the battlefield since he was young, so Jian Ming said he would be the bravest vanguard and lead the charge for him.

Now he is trapped in Dali Temple, and Jianming is missing an arm.

It can be seen that life is unpredictable and nothing can go according to one's wishes.

"Don't worry, even if he lost an arm, he is still my most trusted guard. As long as I am here, he will have a good life." Cui Bianxu knew that she was soft-hearted and kind, especially towards the servants and guards around her.

Jiang Shangxian, whose sobs had gradually subsided, sniffed, put his arms around Cui Bianxu's waist and rubbed it back and forth a few times, then became sad again: "My grandmother asked me to come here. She said that we need a member of the Xiou tribe to lead the way to this place."

Wow, her little Cui has become thinner and the feel of his hand has changed.

Noticing her movements, Cui Bianxu tensed his whole body, trying to show his muscles to the best condition.

It is important for a person to know himself. He knows very well what his young slave likes.

The coy and flirtatious Xiao Cui turned his head and pinched her waist. Just then, he saw a strange woman not far away, staring at him critically. He frowned, but remained gentle. "Just send the guards over. It's such a bumpy and tiring journey. Why do you need to come here in person? It's simply ridiculous! Grandmother is getting more and more confused."

"Hey..."

Jiang Shangxian silently broke free from his embrace, pinched his nose and whispered in disgust: "Why do you stink so much?"

She didn't want to spoil the mood at such a tender moment, but she couldn't help herself after trying to hold it back.

The stench of corpses, blood, sweat, and a damp, musty smell...

How is this different from biological weapons?

Feeling that his wife's affection for him had slightly declined, Xiao Cui pressed her back into his arms and said confidently, "You stink too, how could I not be disgusted by you?"

"I don't stink!" Xiao Jiang got angry.

Qiqige came over with a wink, looking Cui Bianxu up and down at close range, and finally gave Jiang Shangxian a high evaluation: "You are a decent man. It may be a little dirty, but it can still be used after washing. It's a good rack for work and hunting!"

What does it mean to make do?

What does it mean to be able to be used after washing?

Cui Bianxu's face turned dark. He didn't like being stared at like that in the first place, and this woman even came up to him and spoke nonsense.

"Of course not. I told you long ago that my Jiulang is a very good man. He is tall and handsome, well-read, and skilled in martial arts. Even in Chang'an, he is one of the best."

Jiang Shangxian raised his head proudly.

She was so cunning that she noticed at the first moment that the man was unhappy, and she started to say something flattering to him, which made Cui Bianxu feel refreshed and the corners of her mouth curled up wildly.

Qiqige curled his lips. A man who always had a sullen face would be slapped by his wife in her tribe. Only men in the Central Plains were lucky. Humph...

"This is Qiqige. She is the Gu Po of this generation of the Xiou tribe..."

Jiang Shangxian's boasting for the second time was so fluent that Qi Qige, who was praised in person for the second time, felt that what he said was absolutely right.

She is such an outstanding woman!

Jiang Shangxian finished boasting at double speed, then picked out the key points and concluded, "Zhao Ji is nothing to be afraid of. Although his death hasn't been confirmed, he's alone in this deep mountain and injured. Even if he's not dead, he can't do anything. It's just that the two groups of people following you haven't been seen at all."