bayedsolid Chapter 384 The Love and Career of a Beautiful Immortal 5
Chapter 384 The Love and Career of a Beautiful Immortal 5
Chapter 384 The Love and Career of a Beautiful Immortal (5)
One of the celestial servants couldn't help but mutter to himself:
"This Xuanming God Lord is too playful. Even with the Heavenly Emperor's decree, he's still eyeing his surfboard."
The fairy attendant beside him quickly covered his mouth, signaling him to be quiet.
Xuanming heard the muttering, and a slight, almost imperceptible smile appeared on his lips. He thought to himself:
"This is my precious treasure, so I must preserve it carefully."
Noon - Arctic Abyss Forbidden Pavilion
At noon, the Arctic Abyss Forbidden Pavilion was filled with a chilling atmosphere, and mysterious runes flickered on the surrounding walls.
Sui Si held the Sword of Judgment in his hand, but its purpose at this moment was unexpected—Sui Si was using it to peel an apple for Ran Cang.
The sword of judgment twirled deftly in his hand, slicing the apple peel into long, thin strips that fell continuously.
After peeling the apple, Sui Si used the blade of his sword to carve out a series of rabbit ice sculptures, each with a different shape and lifelike appearance.
Before long, the rabbit ice sculptures were arranged in a peculiar formation, emanating a faint chill.
A crimson gold chain bound the "Regulations for the Suppression of Chaos," which sat on a nearby table, but between the pages were doodles drawn by his sister three hundred years ago.
The graffiti depicts Si Zhan Xing Jun with long horns being kicked in the butt by the Jade Rabbit, and the exaggerated style of the drawing is hilarious.
Ran Cang entered the forbidden pavilion and, upon seeing the scene before him, couldn't help but laugh out loud:
"Brother, what are you doing?"
Laozi's elixir of enlightenment..."
Sui Si remained expressionless as he put away the ice sculpture, saying, "I've replaced it with mints."
As he spoke, he casually burned the fake pills, his movements swift and decisive.
Just then, a rattle drum that Ran Cang had grown up with fell out of his sleeve. Ran Cang picked up the rattle drum, his eyes filled with memories.
Sui Si was slightly taken aback, then smiled and said:
"It fell out by accident."
Ran Cang gently turned the rattle drum, and the star pattern on the drumhead subtly changed.
Upon seeing this, Sui Si's expression changed slightly. After carefully observing the star chart, he exclaimed in surprise:
"This drum-shaped star map actually predicts the time of the next Ruins Uprising!"
Ran Cang stared wide-eyed at the star map, muttering to himself:
"I never imagined that this rattle drum had such a secret."
The two exchanged a glance and saw the seriousness in each other's eyes, instantly turning the relaxed atmosphere tense.
Wei Shi (1-3 PM) - Jade Pool Immortal Banquet
At the hour of Wei (1-3 PM), the banquet for the immortals at Yaochi was a lively affair.
Colorful auspicious clouds swirled around the cloud platform, celestial music floated in the air, and fragrance filled the air.
The five immortals sat solemnly on the cloud platform, their appearances dignified, as if all the world's conflicts were none of their concern.
However, a fierce battle was taking place under the table.
The frost-covered soul silently froze the chili sauce bottle that Xuanming had secretly hidden.
When Xuanming discovered it, he tried to reach for it, but found that the bottle was frozen solid and he couldn't pick it up at all.
He couldn't help but mutter a complaint:
"Ran Cang, you're ruining my plans again! This is all the chili sauce I have left!"
Ran Cang raised an eyebrow and said smugly:
"Who told you to keep it hidden? It would be much better to share it with everyone."
The raging heavenly fire mercilessly scorched the storybook in Si Zhan Xingjun's sleeve. Looking at the storybook reduced to ashes, Si Zhan Xingjun cried out in anguish:
"Sui Si, you owe me back my storybook!"
This is a rare, one-of-a-kind copy that I finally managed to find.
Sui Si glanced at him indifferently and said:
Instead of spending all day looking at these useless things, you should hone your skills.
The Jade Rabbit of the Moon Goddess hopped and skipped away and snatched the pearl from the Heavenly Emperor's belt, but the Heavenly Emperor was completely unaware.
The Jade Rabbit proudly hid the bead in a corner, intending to play with it slowly after the banquet.
Xuanming's water mirror was broadcasting Laozi's health exercises live. Laozi's movements in the video were so comical that the immortals couldn't help but chuckle.
Lao Jun noticed something was wrong, turned around and saw that he was being live-streamed. He was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
"Xuanming, you brat, how dare you broadcast me live! I'll settle this score with you!"
Just then, the God of War suddenly slammed his hand on the table and stood up. The immortals thought he was about to announce something important, so they all fell silent.
But then he held up a mousse cake with a peace flag stuck in it and shouted excitedly:
"Congratulations on my successful development of the oven-safe fairy cream puff!"
Everyone was taken aback at first, then burst into laughter.
When the Heavenly Emperor arrived, the scene before him left him both amused and exasperated.
All that could be seen was the sword of judgment, while Sui Si was leisurely eating;
The moon-shaped knife was cutting through the Napoleon pastry, and the Moon Fairy was elegantly savoring it;
The black iron halberd stirred the pearl milk tea, and Si Zhan Xingjun drank it with great relish;
The Guixu vortex froze into an ice shaved ice bowl, and Xuanming ate it with a satisfied expression.
Frosty essence condensed into birthday candles, and Ran Cang was about to light them.
Sui Si flicked his fingers to light the candle, and said with a smile:
"Celebrating three consecutive days of zero new cases in the Chaos Rift."
Ran Cang's icy glint gently wiped the cream from Xuan Ming's face as she spoke:
"And the compensation bill for someone's surfboard that caused the Demon Realm Watchtower to collapse."
Upon hearing this, Xuanming blushed and gave an awkward laugh:
"Oh, let's not talk about that anymore, let's eat cake."
The immortals burst into laughter again, filling the Jade Pool Immortal Banquet with a joyful atmosphere.
3:45 PM - Si Zhan Xing Fu
Inside the tranquil Si Zhanxing Mansion, Si Zhanxingjun sat before a jade table, arranging freshly baked almond cookies with great interest.
The halberd in his hand, originally a majestic divine weapon, now resembled a delicate pastry knife, gently slicing the almond shortbread into the shape of a Yin-Yang formation.
Golden syrup slowly seeped from the cut, flowing and gathering on the jade table, gradually outlining a mysterious hexagram.
Si Zhanxingjun stared at the sugar painting that presented a "Kan and Li inverted" state, his brows gradually furrowing, and his expression becoming solemn.
Just then, a book called "Dessert Astrology" hidden inside his armor slipped out and fell to the ground with a "thud".
This is no ordinary book; it is a divination technique that Si Zhan Xing Jun painstakingly compiled three hundred years ago to appease the crying Ran Cang.
It incorporates various desserts and celestial phenomena in a strange way. Originally a toy to amuse children, the pages now faintly glow with an eerie blood-red light.
"How can this be?"
Si Zhanxingjun muttered to himself, his eyes filled with shock and confusion.
He dared not delay and quickly used the Water Mirror Communication Technique to send an urgent message to his fellow immortals.
In the midst of his panic, his mass message to the Water Mirror even included the notification sound of an oven, making it seem somewhat comical and absurd.
"Everyone!
My newly developed lava-filled pastry... no, no!
The water level at Guixu is rising, and the situation is critical. We urge everyone to quickly discuss countermeasures!
Midnight at the Arctic Abyss Observatory
The Arctic Abyss Observatory, which should have been a tranquil place for stargazing, was suddenly disrupted by an unexpected event.
Without warning, a layer of crystalline frosting formed on the Frost Soul Compass in Ran Cang's hand, while the star trail model formed from heavenly fire in Sui Si's hand began to slowly melt, as if being eroded by an invisible force.
The brother and sister exchanged a startled glance. Before they could even speak, a loud bang rang out as the Moon Goddess kicked the door open and burst in.
She exuded a chilling aura, and the torn copy of "The True Record of the Eight Trigrams of the Three Realms" still hung on her moon-wheel blade, clearly indicating that she had just experienced a bout of rage.
"My laurel tree has blossomed with red spider lilies!"
The Moon Goddess roared angrily and casually flung out the thorny flower branch.
Upon closer inspection, everyone discovered that fragments of the Xuanming surfboard were hidden within the flower's stamen—a truly bizarre sight.
"Also, the divination tortoise shells of the Water God Temple... have all turned into dice!"
What exactly is going on? "
No sooner had he finished speaking than Xuanming climbed in through the window, soaking wet and looking quite disheveled.
He shook the water droplets off his hair and said breathlessly:
"I was surfing in Guixu when my idol was standing on the crest of a wave, casting divination blocks! This is outrageous!"
As he spoke, he raised the Three Lives Stone in his hand. The words "Xuanming was here" that were originally written on it had somehow been transformed into the shocking words "Great Misfortune".
The Meeting of the Five Immortals and the Reflection in Mirror Lake
As the situation worsened, the five immortals gathered by Mirror Lake to discuss countermeasures.
Sui Si used his supernatural powers to burn the lake surface with heavenly fire until it became as smooth as a mirror.