Absolute Surrender [Football]

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Absolute surrender [football].

The second round of the UEFA Champions League semi-final was just a few days after Kaka’s birthday, and it came in the blink of an eye. In the first round, Dortmund and Manchester United played first, and the second round was reversed. The most suspenseful group, Real Madrid, was the first to decide the winner. Back at home against visiting Bayern Munich.Because the Manchester United game was just one day later, it was impossible for Liandel to go to the Bernabeu to feel the atmosphere of the life-and-death battle. He watched live TV at home and checked Facebook, with Kaka.

Because they won the previous game well, the Red Devils can be said to have no pressure. The day before the game, Ferguson gave the players a holiday to let them relax and watch another game to get a feeling... You can do some training by yourself, but you can’t decide You are not allowed to go out and fool around. If you get caught, I'm sorry. There are no conditions to talk about. Just wait to be cleaned up.

This kind of waste of physical energy before a key game leads to sleepwalking on the field is very disgusting. It is too unprofessional. Even if Ferguson freezes this kind of player, others will not say anything. The rules are here. Be aware.

Liandel and Kaka felt very good. Rooney was originally a messy person, because he was surrounded by two clean-spirited gay friends, which made him noble. Suddenly, he felt that he was too stupid before, and he was sorry for his wife and himself.

According to the Spanish media, even Ronaldo has learned it well.

In the past year, there have been very few gossip news. Occasionally, one was invited as a spokesperson to go to the show to chat with beautiful women in the fashion circle. He has no girlfriend and does not participate in the messy queue. It seems that he is the whole person after breaking up with Elena. It's mature, and there is a sense of amazing transformation.

Through Ronaldo's citation, Marca asked the players to learn from him. After not messing around, Ronaldo is more focused on football, and he feels that his condition is better than before, and he is in full swing.From the experience and status of Kaka and Ronaldo in the past year, the media concluded that Liandel is simply the agent of the FFF group in the football circle. The stars around him will flourish as long as their relationship is not going well.

The majority of fans do not believe it!

Not Rooney?Where did you put our fat boss down?Their performance is excellent, and the family is very happy.

In fact, it's not a surprise. Rooney broke up with his Yingying and Yanyan, and now he concentrates on guarding his wife and has no other thoughts.

Knowing mistakes can be corrected, and doing good things is great.

After correcting his life style, Rooney's evaluation is much higher than before. Liandel is known as the clear stream of English football. Not only is he a noble character, but he also guides his friends to be like everyone.

Rooney has tasted the sweetness and the bitterness. He thought he couldn’t quit before, but it’s okay to make up his mind, especially since he has been with Leander and Kaka for a long time. .

It's not easy for Mrs. Star, but Colleen still has good patience. Before, she felt that she couldn't live on. After seeing her husband learn well, she realized the truth. Those friends of Wayne are as good as him, and it's even worse when they get together. That's why After doing so many things, now I meet Leander and Kaka.Liandel thinks all day long about earning money from the championship, not to mention Kaka, his style of life is very good, he learns from others, learns from dogs, and he changed it all at once.

The couple happily sat watching the game together, and Kay was sitting in his father's arms. At this time, the players on both sides were already warming up, and the game was about to start.The Bernabéu is completely white today, except for a small group of colors belonging to Bayern on the away side of the stand. Real Madrid has the advantage at home, and they won a little bit before the game even started.

Rooney took a selfie with his wife and son, showed off his happiness, and asked everyone what they were doing and did they watch the game?Leander brushed his account, followed suit, and took selfies with Kaka and their family, Luka.

Fans of Love and Justice: I'm watching, I'm watching, cheers, La Shenfeng!Come on Marco!Come on, Master Pei! 272 Come on!The robot male rises up!Tututu

There are three pictures, including a group photo, a picture of the TV screen in front of it, and the fruit plate, hamburger, fried chicken drumsticks, fried anchovy shrimp, etc. in front of it, which look very rich.

The fans in Europe are fine. After all, it’s only around [-] pm, and the game hasn’t started yet, so I have time to order takeaway.

It's miserable here in Asia. It's past two o'clock in the morning, and most of the night can only be done by yourself.

The quick-witted Chinese fans followed suit and laid out eight eggs -- [I've already prepared it, look at me! ]

From here on, the style of painting becomes very magical, starling eggs are in front, steamed sweet potatoes are in the back, microwave popcorn is next, soaked chicken heels come... Fans are sharing the delicacies in front of them, even Wowotou Both.

Leander committed another crime. After sharing the mouth-watering food, about 5 minutes, he was still eating chicken legs, and the phone rang.

My mother, it's Sir Alex calling!

What's going on here?

Is it to let him make a clear stand and draw a line with the Real Madrid team and not cheer for future opponents?

Before picking up the phone, Leander had prepared himself mentally, and he started talking non-stop as soon as he got through.

"My lord is very clear! I stand very upright and did not collude with the enemy and betray the country. I almost knelt down and begged my ancestors to bless them for a few afternoons. Really! You believe me!"

"..."

Ferguson paused for a long time before he said, "Empty your food into the trash can, take a picture of it and send it to me."

If you don't stare at him for a day, you will mess around.

Can those fried foods be eaten casually?

Σ(°△°)︴Fuck you forgot this!Damn it! ! !

Leander reacted quickly enough, he immediately changed his tone, saying that tomorrow is the game, and you must maintain a good mood today. If you put these in the trash, what if tomorrow is too sad and you can't cheer up?

Anyway, they are leading by five goals. If you are not like you, Sir Alex is very firm. How can Leander's little arm twist his thigh?After thinking about it, he agreed to Ferguson's proposal. He found a clean bucket, covered it with a thick fresh-keeping bag, and threw several fried foods into it one by one, making it as messy as possible to look real. It's like pouring it in.

He spent a lot of effort to take a photo, and was about to send it when he found Kaka walking out with the bucket in his arms. He thought he was going to load a plate, but Kaka walked all the way to the gate.

"What? What? What are you doing?"

"I haven't eaten two bites yet. I bought this for hundreds of dollars!"

Kaka paused for a moment, turned around and looked at Leander, grinning with white teeth.

"My lord just called me and said, take it out of the trash can and empty it out when you're done packing. This task must be completed."

After speaking, he left again...

gone again...

Up...

Mom in another world, your son is so miserable, life can't go on!

Can Sun Monkey escape from the palm of the Tathagata Buddha?

Wouldn't it be planted?

Liandel was distraught, he posted on Facebook angrily, and cried to fans all over the world, saying that Ferguson was too much, he forced people to waste food, he ruined people's mood of watching football, he is dead!strike!Must strike!

This nature is a bit serious.

Fans are terrified.

[What's wrong with my husband?Have something to say!What kind of work do you want? ]

There are always smart people among the tens of millions of fans, so they guessed what was going on: [Is it too embarrassing to be caught by Sir Alex and asked you to write a review? ]

Big Sam used to like to ask him to write the inspection the most. Leander asked the fans to help a lot.

Could it be that eating and drinking, being caught and being caught can't watch the game, so go to training?

Fans underestimate Liandel too much.

If he ate his mouth, it doesn't matter whether he watched the game or not, he will be fined, the key is that he only ate a few bites! ! !They were all dumped by good friends who lived together! ! !

No, he said it was not wasted, this bag was given to the homeless man on the street outside, so that he would be full...

What Leander was thinking was: Do I look like such a kind person to you?

What he said was: "It's good not to waste!"

This is a walking coward!

The fans were filled with righteous indignation at the beginning, but after guessing about it, they felt sorry for him, so distressed, there is no evil, hey, Sir Alex will clean him up in minutes!But he's pissed!

Later, Kaka also updated one.

kaka: About 5 minutes after Ander posted the photo, Sir Alex called. I didn’t hear what he said specifically. After answering the call, Ander excitedly poured the fried chicken legs and fried anchovies into a thick safety bag. I found a clean tube to put it in, and took a photo.While he was busy with these things, I also received a call from Sir Alex, saying that Ander promised not to eat, and to dispose of these unnutritious foods, and asked me to help him take out the contents of the bucket fall down.It's too wasteful to dump it directly, I gave the big bag to the homeless on the street outside, it was still warm!Because of this, Ander looked at me aggrievedly for several minutes. ...

The news of revealing the truth and apologizing to Leander has been rounded up countless times by fans, and if it unfolds casually, it is magical.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

My mother, I want to laugh and cry!

Our husband is so witty, but the ultimate *oss is Sir Alex!

Demo~!

After laughing, the brother who shared the food with the wind poked his head out again.

[Not as good as my eight eggs!At least I'm nutritious! ]

Liandel gritted his teeth when he saw this, and he didn't see any filling eggs after eating so many eggs!

What's more, just got the warm family bucket, just looking at it makes people drool, and the fans ask him if he wants to eat it?

I want to kill you, bastard!

When the fans molested Liandel, friends in the football circle also realized that they were laughing crazy. They reposted and shared what they had prepared, and comforted Liandel by telling him not to cry!Don't eat those junk foods!

Especially Real Madrid fans, they still remember the spell of the chicken leg. Leander said when he was a guest on Sky Sports that once he watched a Real Madrid game, the opponent scored a goal as soon as he gnawed on the chicken leg. The scene became very stalemate. back to the situation.He didn't believe in evil at first, but after a few times he finally believed in it. He found a fresh-keeping box and put the chicken legs in the refrigerator. Sure enough, Real Madrid won the game and won the counterattack.

Leander felt that he had lost a lot. Fried food would soften immediately after being put in the refrigerator, and the microwave couldn't save it, and the taste plummeted.

He still complained for a while, because after more than a year, he forgot about it later, but the fans still remember that Real Madrid fans lined up to thank Sir Alex Ferguson for his help.

Ferguson: ...

Everything is under control!

Of course, the best one to reach the final is Real Madrid. No one knows Ronaldo better than Ferguson.More importantly, if Bayern is promoted, Bayern will be playing at home, and there will be a huge bonus in terms of momentum. With this wind, it is easy to open the situation. Real Madrid is better. If they are in an emergency, the situation is five or five Come on, no one will take advantage of this aspect, and the competition depends on its own ability.

Leander was wronged by himself, and a lot of people praised Sir Alex Ferguson, saying that he is wise and wise, and that football needs such an excellent coach. He is not only capable, but also has high moral character. He is simply a model for coaches all over the world. A role model for others to learn from is a veritable godfather of the Premier League!Such an excellent coach can definitely fight for another ten years, why retire? If he retires, it will be a loss for the football world!Huge loss!

The Real Madrid fans spoke plausibly, as if that was the case, and everyone who knew the truth laughed like crazy.

Bayern is a bit far away from the Premier League, and most fans don't understand the situation and watch the movement on the Internet inexplicably.

What does what Liandel eats have anything to do with Real Madrid?

Are you crazy?

Can we watch the game well?

It's crazy. In such a critical game, the last round was still 2:2. Of course, the fans hope that there are no omissions in every link and everything is perfect.The development of this game is as they hoped. I don't know if it's because the Bernabeu's home buff is strong, or because Bayern this season is not as strong as before, or Real Madrid's stars have exploded!From the beginning of the game, the situation was in their favor, and the offensive end was impressive. What made the fans most happy was that Casey was in excellent form today. In the first half, he made four or five superb saves, and his state was unstoppable.

Looking at the situation, God is on Real Madrid's side.

In the 45 minutes of the first half, they quickly opened up the score and returned to the locker room with 3:1. In the second half, Bayern was also fierce for a while, and they couldn't stop Ronaldo from playing bravely.

From 3:1 to 3:2, the score was once very close, and then widened in a very short period of time.

At the end of the game, Real Madrid scored 5:2 at home and the total score was 7:4. They beautifully got the first ticket to advance to the Champions League final.

At 10:[-] minutes, the fans felt bad. They might lose their chance to win the championship at home. Not to mention winning the championship, they felt that even the qualification to participate in the finals was getting farther and farther away. Liandel's idiot fans were particularly frightened.

I told you and you didn't listen!The male god only has a curse on him, although he himself does not believe it, but how could there be such a coincidence?Forget it once, twice or three times!What he says is what he says, he will be unlucky if he eats chicken legs Real Madrid!

Even if it's a coincidence!

Such a coincidence is enough to make fans superstitious.

[Quit junk food!Don't eat it in the future, I am really convinced! ]

[Stop, quit, don't quit, it's not human! ]

Cristiano Ronaldo achieved a heaven-defying senior fourth achievement. He thought that the Champions League scorer list was right before, and Leander must be the first.

Both will be revealed in the final.

Ronaldo was very involved in the game, he didn't know what happened off the court, and he didn't know that his wife almost cheated him.

If you listened to it as a joke before, after this time there is another curse in football.

Liandel's chicken leg magic, officially certified by Bayern.

After getting this ticket, Ronaldo was very happy. He first participated in the post-match celebration with his teammates, had a good meal, and thanked the fans for their support on Facebook and Twitter. When he came back, he and Liandel Got on the phone.

"I've advanced!"

"Look if I don't punish you in the final!"

"The champion is ours!"

Leander ignored him at all, he seemed to have fallen into the second ebb of his career, Ferguson is too bad!The gay friends who live together are too bad!All cheat him!Even all the fans are watching jokes!

strike!Say strike, strike!

Liandel yelled very loudly, but he came to Old Trafford in good spirits the next day.

Although they have won a 5-0 game, Manchester United cannot let go of this game, because the opponent is Dortmund, Shinji Kagawa is watching the game on the TV, and Crowe is talking nonsense at the press conference after the game Pu, they are all looking forward to a miracle and want to make an away game comeback.

In fact, it is understandable for the coach to say any harsh words. After a big loss, you have to find a reason. You can't say that we can't do it, we can't win, it hurts morale.

Understanding belongs to understanding, Chinese fans said, educate him!Teach him to be a man!