Chapter 391 391:
Chapter 391 391:
Absolute surrender [football].
Liandel was mentally retarded again. His declaration against Mourinho immediately spread throughout the team, and then there were two different voices in Real Madrid.On the one hand, represented by C Rokaka, dragging him to death; on the other hand, Marcelo Ramos and others, they tried their best to encourage, saying that the water splashed out by what they said was not a person! ! !
The voice from the bottom of his heart was "Dad is not a human being". After careful consideration of the possible consequences of the two choices, Liandel went all out.
He will die if he makes trouble, and he will die if he doesn't make trouble. He must let the big guys know that he is the poor and innocent party who is being fucked. Mourinho is the power in football. He is both domineering and arbitrary. Decisions are fundamentally hurting each other. It is an act of hurting the enemy eight hundred and self-defeating one thousand. It is unwise.
As an activist, Liandel immediately came up with several options. It is unrealistic to find UEFA officials to complain face-to-face, or choose to save the country with a curve.
As soon as he turned around, he groaned, saying that he was hungry and wanted to eat, but he couldn't run without food. The Real Madrid staff who accompanied the team to arrange meals for him immediately made a simple meal and sent it to Liandel.This guy was still not satisfied, and he groaned, saying that I can't eat with you looking so artistic, so the big guy quit.
During this time, Leander recorded a video. He first told his grievances, saying that at this juncture, my boss is like a spy sent by the Red Devils. In addition to three nutritious meals a day, the more he eats, the more he lacks nutrition. He obviously wants to get rid of my state!Can this be tolerated?I can't stand it!Leander became aggrieved in front of the camera. He appealed to the President of UEFA for human rights, saying that his freedom had been violated. ! !Never heard of that?People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry!Do you understand that people depend on food?Do you understand?
Leander became more and more aggrieved, saying that if the state is gone, it will be gone. He has won so many championships, but he still calls on UEFA to investigate. The deeper goal is to put an end to the unhealthy tendencies in European football... Forget it, he threatened, if you don’t make decisions for the players or redress the grievances for the people, then I will submit it to FIFA for arbitration. I believe the president of FIFA Mr. Rattle will uphold his right to eat meat and revoke Mourinho's license!
After finishing the lecture, he tried the nutritious meal that Mourinho specially arranged for him in front of the camera. It looked a lot like that, and the taste was really unflattering. He only took a bite of each, and the new emoticon package was launched up.
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Soon, Platini received the email he sent, and before he had time to extract the attachment, he was scared to pee when he saw the title.
"Eliminate Unhealthy Trends, Give Back My Freedom and Human Rights!" "
Usually, the developed countries in Europe like to criticize people for having no human rights and disrespecting citizens. Now it’s okay, Leandre has carried a big banner and scared Platini, who was chatting with a famous football star, forgot his lines.
He confirmed the sender's name again, and it was not wrong for the little prince of England to die!
Luckily, Leander didn't know about this, so if you let him know, it's absolutely okay. He originally wanted to write "the blue sky above UEFA's head", but he temporarily changed the wording because he was afraid that the illiterate would not be able to understand it.
If it is said that seeing the title already has an ominous premonition, after confirming the content, Godfather Pu felt that it was too long to be the UEFA president for two consecutive terms, and suddenly wanted to resign.He was full of grass and mud horses, as if the dog came back from the sun just now.
Platini wants to say that I am the head of UEFA, but I don't care!We UEFA do not care about this!What you eat is your freedom, and it's his freedom to restrain the players. What kind of troubles there are between you is none of my business?Can't come and go!
It is true to say so, but he did not dare to respond in this way, for fear that Liandel would go crazy after hearing this, and Platini would forcefully throw the blame away. He responded, "According to the principles of region and nationality, please give priority to appealing to the FA if you are dissatisfied with the system or encounters. Let them come forward to protect the rights and interests of British players."
Platini almost told him to go to your mother's family and cry, the British are very capable of making troubles, and they must be happy to listen to you.
We have already said that Leander is mentally handicapped, and he also thinks it is reasonable to say that, so he forwarded his original text and the comment to Prince William, and asked the president of the FA to take the lead in safeguarding the rights and freedoms of the players.
William planned to take his younger brother Harry to the scene to watch this game. Before they arrived at Wembley Stadium, they were stabbed in the knee and almost knelt down.
I am the prince of England and the honorary president of the FA, but I don't care about this, not only me, but also UEFA and even FIFA!This is a conflict within the team! ! !
Prince William was very tired, so he wanted Leander to make trouble with Florentino. He is the chairman of Real Madrid, and he managed it with confidence, so he told him, either protect my right to eat meat, or I will take the lead in a strike and make trouble. look!
Prince William didn't have time to respond. Brother Harry, as a celebrity in the Leander fan group, excitedly snatched his brother's phone and forwarded the email to himself. Within half a minute, Harry's Facebook, which has a large number of fans, An astonishing piece of news popped up on the account, with the theme "Conflicts within the Real Madrid team have intensified, Liandel seeks help from all directions to sue Mourinho, and give me the freedom to eat meat!"
The first half looked serious, but the content of the appeal was so embarrassing that I wanted to cry.
How boring the Real Madrid team is, Liandel was deeply dissatisfied because he had eaten a nutritious meal for a few days. He asked UEFA to revoke Mourinho's coaching certificate.
UEFA really can't control this.
Not to mention the FA.
First, Mourinho is Portuguese.
Second, he taught in Spain.
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It doesn't matter that the FA can't take care of it. The British media has been beaten to death. They are worried that they have no news to write, and someone will send a pillow when they are sleepy.The British media don't care whether this kind of matter can be submitted to arbitration. Based on past experience, they reprinted and supported Liandel, and severely disliked Jose Mourinho.
"There is no such ruthless person anymore. I can't imagine what kind of life Liandel has lived in Real Madrid. It has only been three months since his debut. He has been fined twice, and there are too many conflicts in the team to enumerate." .Our great player of the British Empire should not be sunk in Madrid, thousands of fans in England are waiting for you to come back!" - "The Sun"
"Mourinho is an iron-blooded coach. His desire to control will limit Liandel's inspiration and talent. He is not suitable to stay in Real Madrid." - "Mirror"
Mourinho just went to make the final tactical arrangements for the game, and European football went crazy as soon as he turned around.
He didn't check the news because he was focused on the Champions League final, and he didn't have a social account, so he didn't know about it yet. He just felt baffled. The expression on the robot's face was very exciting, dragging Liandel towards him.
Mourinho looked at them both blankly: "What's the matter?"
Leander finally understood that the joke was too big, he swallowed his saliva, and didn't dare to answer, Ronaldo replied wittily: "This kid is not good at thinking, and he is not reliable in doing things without his mouth, but he really has no evil intentions." , if he did something wrong, I implore you to forgive, if there is no way to forgive and punish him."
I always felt something was wrong, but couldn't tell. Mourinho thought for a while, maybe he was apologizing for what he had encountered before. He nodded to show that he was not so stingy, and mobilized them to cheer for the game, and let them go down.
But after passing this level, Leander looked at Ronaldo with tears in his eyes, feeling very moved.
Master Luo raised his hand and patted the dog's head: "This matter is over, prepare well, and don't make any mistakes on the field."
For Liandel, this incident has indeed passed, but the media, the fans, and Mourinho, who realized the truth after a while, couldn't make it through.
Damn it! ! ! ! !
Leander is a shit-stirrer!As for the robot...he's a scheming bitch!
I can't believe I let go so easily!
Mourinho thinks it's time to open a social account, at least multiple sources of information!
This logic must be given full marks. Before opening an account, he was going to settle accounts with Terry. It is not good to argue with his own players in the current competition. He can find old generals to tear them apart!Mourinho deeply remembers that in the photo of Liandelhu eating and drinking that broke out a few days ago, Terry was next to him.
Still before the Champions League final, Terry received a text message from former Chelsea coach Mourinho, telling him to go on his own if he has nothing to do, and not to bring Liandel down.
Terry was still struggling with how to stand between Mourinho and Leandre, but after seeing the text message, he stopped struggling.
Sure enough, they still want to call on UEFA to revoke their coaching license, so that they don't have to worry about him returning to Chelsea in the future to wear small shoes for him.Terry used to think that Mourinho loved him, but he didn't expect that he was blind. Liandel was the one who was injured, but he was the one who was injured. ! !
Mourinho was relieved after venting his anger. As for the follow-up impact of this incident, he didn't care about it. It didn't take him a day or two to be scolded. I don't believe that someone dared to revoke his coaching license. Europe probably thinks that he and Leander are incompatible, which is good.
He was happy, and Terry cried aggrievedly. He was also going to watch the game live, and he brought his family and friends with him.
After learning the truth, everyone laughed at him mercilessly, and Terry was so angry that he tapped his phone and sent a text message to Liandel.
[Let you die!I took the blame!Jose sent me a message telling me not to spoil you, who spoiled whom? ! ]33 Novel Network
Leander replied patiently while sitting on the bus:
[You are the leader of the Blue Army!This is London is your place!There are thousands of fans behind you!Are you afraid of him? ]
Terry laughed back angrily. He directly forwarded this paragraph to Mourinho, saying, "Don't forget to care about the mental health of the players in the team while winning. Leander is crazy. He didn't realize his mistake. He still I want to incite Chelsea fans to hate you"...
Leander was originally chatting with Ronaldo, and they had a good chat. Suddenly, his back felt cold, and he glanced around and saw the dark-faced boss. He always felt that something was up.
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