Absolute Surrender [Football]

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Absolute surrender [football].

Reasonably, if Liandel exposed his pet name, Ludwig should respond in the same way, but after thinking about it, the nickname "Little Snake" is useless except to match the face of the little bird.This level obviously couldn't vent his anger, and then the coldest male god Bernd Ludwig, who claimed to never cooperate with the media and the most difficult to get along with in football, drove.

Although he was not cruel enough to contact the "Sun", Ludwig made a big move when chatting with Rooney as if he had slipped his mouth.

Rooney asked how long he and Leander had known each other.

Ludwig: "150 years."

To tell the truth these days, no one believed it, and Rooney didn't want to talk at that time.Seeing his expression of stepping on shit, Ludwig changed his words and said, "Three-quarters of life."

This answer is not much better, what about acting in an idol drama?

Rooney really felt sorry for his teammate with facial paralysis, and asked him: "How can you be friends with him for such a long time? Never thought of breaking up with him?"

"I can bear it more, and there are situations where I really can't bear it. You can think about his embarrassing things in your heart. We have been through thick and thin for so many years."

Finally it comes to the key! ! !

"What's so embarrassing about being so handsome?"

Ludwig turned his head to look at Rooney, and said seriously: "He wetted the bed when he was ten years old, and he ate eggshells when others ate eggs. The perfect goddess in his heart is his mother, and he has been fighting with his father since birth. Dai Tian..."

Ludwig urinated calmly, and Rooney knelt down for him, and laughed grimly after kneeling.

It turns out that he still has so much dark history!

You always have to pay it back when you come out to hang out!

If you don't believe me, look up, who will the heavens spare!

Rooney posted on Facebook and edited Ludwig's words. He swore that he didn't do any post-processing. After confirming the sending, Rooney was very happy.The haze of failure in the penalty shootout was swept away. What is it to lose a Champions League title?The opportunity to mock Leander may be once in a lifetime.

y (Rooney): Ludwig shared with me interesting stories from the past, most of which are about your goddess Leander starting again. His ideal type is not David or a robot, but his late mother. It is said that from the day he was born Since then, Leander has been competing with his father for favor.This is nothing, there are even more explosive ones, Google and Wikipedia pay attention, Leander’s favorite food is not fried chicken legs but egg shells, he still wets the bed at the age of ten...

As soon as Rooney's line was sent out, it immediately caused an earthquake of magnitude [-], accompanied by lightning and thunder, and the idol collapsed.

Many people have Oedipus complex, it doesn't matter, what's the matter with eating eggshells?Bedwetting is... forget it.

Leander noticed that there were constant notifications on his mobile phone, and it seemed that something terrible had happened. Friends in the circle lined up to chat with him, and he logged into the backstage without thinking much, and then saw Rooney's message.

He exploded these three points are all rumors!

What late mother, gorgeous, noble, gentle and kind-hearted mother is alive and well, but she just didn't follow through!

What is ten-year-old bedwetting? There was more than ten years between his birth and his broken shell. During that time, he was soaked in the fountain of life. Later, when his scumbag father went out, he rolled around and acted like a baby to let his mother put him to bed. At that time, I already had my own ideas, and it was still a golden egg in appearance. Because the soaking time was too long, the eggshell seeped water and wet the bed that night...

Besides, love to eat eggshells, that is really dark history.

In my hometown, most of the egg-laying races will eat the shells after they are broken. There is a strong energy in them, which is very nourishing.

At that time, Leander wanted to grow up quickly and let his mother be his bride. After eating his own eggshells, his strength increased a lot, so he mistakenly thought that he had found the right way to upgrade, and after eating for a long time , There are all kinds of eggs, only to find that there is no use for eggs.

When I first met Ludwig, I said these things in order to knock on the door of his heart. At that time, most of them were said by myself, and he didn't know whether he listened or not.

Now that Leander knew, he not only listened to it, but also kept it deeply in his heart, without missing a word.

When he accidentally recalled the idiot's past, Leander wanted to hit him back, but it took him a lot of effort to hold back, and replied to Rooney pretending to be calm.

Liandel started again: You are very brave to slander a handsome guy like me, you are waiting to receive the lawyer's letter.

Will I be fat?

Don't say that Leander is so picky that he won't spend money to hire a lawyer, even if he really sues!That's what Ludwig said!Even spreading rumors is still a crime, and at worst a fine will be fined. Fatty is not short of money, and he is rarely happy once.

y (Rooney): Whoever lies is a bastard!

At the same time, the Real Madrid Shit Stirrer is online again.

The fans finally understood how they forced Liandel to complain to UEFA for revoking Mourinho's coaching license.

S (Ramos): You go to hire a lawyer, you go to sue, it's not human if you don't sue!Lyander starts again

pepe (Pepe): You go to hire a lawyer, you go to sue, it's not human to not sue!Lyander starts again

lo (Marcelo): You go to hire a lawyer, you go to sue, if you don't sue, you are not human!Lyander starts again

a (Benzema): You go to hire a lawyer, you go to sue, it’s not human if you don’t sue!Lyander starts again

rao (Coen Tran): You go to hire a lawyer, you go to sue, it's not human if you don't sue!Lyander starts again

……

Seeing these stabbing people queuing up, Leander's first reaction was not to go home and pick up the knife to attack them, but turned his head to stare at Ronaldo.

"Are you checking Facebook?"

"Well……"

"See? What do you want to say?"

"Cough... What Wayne said is true?" Leander felt aggrieved the moment Ronaldo asked. He felt that he had received a fatal blow. Even if others didn't believe it, Ana replied that it would be the same!This world is too cold and heartless!He was deeply hurt!

"Wow, no matter what others do, you actually choose to believe in Fatty and not me!"

Ronaldo really wants to tell the truth, compared with Leander's serious nonsense, Rooney is much more.

He dare not.

In the relationship between lovers, white lies are necessary, and the wife just wants to coax.

"I didn't mean that. I just can't believe that Wayne has become like this four years after the transfer. He even dared to fabricate rumors. The atmosphere in English football is really..."

This was obviously not what Leander wanted to hear, and he went from wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.

Ronaldo, he is still too principled and conscientious to completely turn black and white. It can be seen that Rooney has a target, and Ludwig behind him broke the news.At this time, it is better to talk less and directly take practical actions to support it. Ronaldo logged on to his mobile bank.

Immediately afterwards, Leander's cell phone rang, and he received two text messages at the same time.

[Jin Thigh transfers £205730 to your Barclays account. ]

[Sue him, I'll pay the lawyer's fee, wife, don't be angry. ]

This kind of problem of transferring money after a disagreement is really fucking! ! !So fucking endearing! ! !

More than 20 pounds, you can buy a car when you go out!

Look at the number again, 205, Ronaldo's birthday is February 730th, [-], Leander's birthday is July [-]th.

After understanding the other party's intentions, Leander's first reaction was not to be moved. He only hated that both of them were born in the wrong month. What would you say if the two four-digit numbers were combined!

Such as 1205, 1230.

He never thought that it might become "￡1205.1230".

With such a large income, Leander's heart was clear and cloudless. From then on, he was always smiling when the celebrations started.Such an abnormal follow-up made Rooney panic. He thought that Liandel would turn into a rage, but in the end it was just a seemingly official response?

Rooney sent another text message, taunting him further, and Leander replied without changing his face.

[Congratulations, you have been blacklisted by the other party, and the other party will no longer receive your messages. ]

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After dismissing the fat people, the Bernabéu celebrations are ready, the stadium is full, and the stands are all pure white. Leander is dressed very simply, that is, a timeless shirt and trousers. He has his sleeves rolled up and his neck A Real Madrid scarf hangs on it.

In order to stir up the atmosphere, the chairman also asked him to hold out all the trophies he had won in the past few years. A fifa golden ball.

His husband Ronaldo, friend Kaka and others are also equipped with similar equipment, and all the golden balls have been brought out.

After the time was up, the whole Real Madrid team came out under the leadership of Chairman Florentino, a group of officials and coach Mourinho. Like every game appearance, they lined up and walked out of the channel, and everyone showed up You can hear the voices of [-] fans calling him. The three finale came out side by side. Ronaldo was in the middle, Liandel and Kaka were on the left and right. The height is about the same, the figure is perfect, and the aura is strong... Ronaldo is also really awesome. If he is replaced by Kaka and Leander, he will definitely wither.

The temperament of the three of them is completely different. The son of God is warm in the spring, the robot is domineering and cool, and the newly enthroned King is pretending to be noble and glamorous. Seeing him like that, fans can't get their legs together.

The grand finale was the first climax of the festivities, with fireworks over Madrid and billboards all over the city congratulating the great team on their tenth crown, the first in UEFA Champions League history. Nowhere else.

Afterwards, Madrid-born singer Placido Domingo, one of the world's three major tenors, took the stage and led the fans to sing the team anthem.

hala! madrid!come on!Madrid!

Leander is tone-deaf, and he is responsible for improving the overall appearance. Next to him, Ronaldo is holding the trophy with one arm, and the other is on Leander's shoulder. It can be seen that he is very happy.

There are screens on all sides of the middle stage, where the highlights of this season are played, every save, every shot, every unscrupulous laughter... Leander also turned his head to watch for a while. Like yesterday, the past few months have passed too quickly. Although there are some troubles, I am still happy, really happy.

It was also so touching that Leander hummed along, took out his phone to take a selfie, and uploaded it to his personal homepage simultaneously.

Liandel started again: On the day I landed in Madrid, I said that the goal of this season is to win six championships. I never broke my promise, and I am on this road.picture