Chapter 454 454:
Chapter 454 454:
Absolute surrender [football].
Even if Ludwig even played the trick, Liandel still grabbed half of his page. When the Christmas gift incident was raging, Real Madrid officially released a video about ten minutes long, starting from the source of ideas, to Leander dragged Ronaldo together to put on a fat cartoon doll outfit, and went to the busiest pedestrian street in the city center with a hood to distribute chocolates. Thanks to the kiwi at home, both of them are very good at amusing children, dressed as It's not too embarrassing to do anything like that, the two of them have broken the offline line, no matter how happy they are, how they come from being funny.
Mendes arranged for a special person to record the video. In order to avoid the plan being dismantled during the execution, the filming personnel dressed up like ordinary passers-by and sat or stood nearby.There are three people in total, divided into three angles.
The two big stars wore their own cartoon equipment, and even performed some iconic moves without the ball, such as Leandre's Leap of Faith, which he performed as a roc spreading its wings, and Ronaldo's iconic stand Standing with his legs apart and his hands on his waist, he himself looks very domineering, even if his movements are not deformed after dressing up like that, he feels very indescribable.
They just played the monkey show for two hours, handed out all the chocolates they brought out, and walked out of the pedestrian street surrounded by children.
Fortunately, it's winter, and it's quite warm to dress up like that. If they did this kind of thing during the summer break, the two of them would have been overwhelmed.The two walked through the entire process. What was particularly funny was that there was a child in the middle who dug out the drawing book from the bag and took a colored pen to sign the "big star". No one knew that they were the real ones. Under the premise, Leandre confidently took the book and left a message saying: You are the next Leandre!
The kid pouted after seeing it: "I'm not a striker, I'm a proud goalkeeper!"
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Leander wanted to ask Ronaldo what he thought.
God knows that Ronaldo is about to be annoyed to death by little Chris, and he doesn't know what's wrong. Obviously, his father is a professional winger, and his stepfather is a professional center forward. He's just fucking crazy and can't appreciate the charm of the offensive end at all. To be a goalkeeper.
The goalkeeper is the background board for a wonderful shot, why can't you think about it?
Ronaldo squatted in front of the children and asked: "Why is it a goalkeeper!"
If you expect a five or six-year-old kid to speak the truth, that would be too naive, that little guy with golden hair, white skin, white skin and plump face turned his head and thought for a while and said, "Because there are many forwards and only one goalkeeper. "
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It’s an irrefutable reason. Of course, fans of this age must be encouraged. Just as Ronaldo was about to say something, the little fat man abandoned him, walked up to Liandel with short legs, and stretched out his hand to hold the support in the cartoon costume. The fat trouser legs got up, and he raised his head and asked, "Can I learn goalkeeping from you?"
Although Liandel is indeed a panacea, and there are many places where he can play as a cameo, he is a professional striker after all, known as the existence of the world's number one center forward, damn it!You have to learn from him to guard the gate!Why don't you go to heaven?
Compared with this, what is even more incomprehensible is that even if he is dressed like this, he is still the one that children like the most. Ronaldo is simply convinced.
Liandel is really having an equal dialogue with the little fat man: "I won't accept if I'm not good enough."
"Excellent! Excellent! I am the best goalkeeper in our garden!"
Forget it, Liandel also fooled the little fat man to tell him to go back and prepare well, and inspect him at any time, the little fat man really believed it, he didn't even leave a contact information, and went home happily.
At least at this time, Ronaldo thought that Liandel was an irresponsible fool.
He didn't expect that guy to play for real!
A two-hour trip was planned, because the follow-up was delayed for half an hour, and the three follow-up shooters immediately sent back their own video, and Mendes arranged a special person to do post-editing and add subtitles.
Although so many shots were taken, only ten minutes of content was left in the end, and many things were fast forwarded.After the video was finished, it was not released as soon as possible. Instead, it was shown to the deity. After watching it, Leander insisted that his agent add the behind-the-scenes tidbits. He even took a second shot with his mobile phone, which was on the sofa in the villa. It was filmed by his father holding a Shiba Inu on the Internet, and the little fat man's parents saw the video and took the initiative to contact him, anyway, it meant to fulfill the promise.
Ronaldo also appeared in the re-shot video.
He poked his head over and asked, are you serious?
Leander takes it for granted: "It's a manly deal!"
The truth is, he was deceived by his scumbag father too many times when he was a child, and when he thinks about that period of the past, he feels sad, and it is too much to fool a child.Children learn from each other, not to mention, he himself is a living example. If he hadn't been cheated all the time, how could he be so cheap now?They all learned from the scumbag father, that is to say, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked.
Although Mendes found it troublesome, he added this tidbit at his own request. The length of the video was increased by a bit, and there were a lot more cute spots. Leander pretended to be himself and signed autographs and died It is not difficult to imagine why the sons of stars from all walks of life like him after watching him talk to the little fat man.
After re-editing, Liandel checked one side again and felt that there was no problem. Mendes passed it to the Real Madrid official, and that side started.
As soon as the video was released, the fans went crazy.
Because it is so funny, the comments are all hahahahahahaha.
[If I didn't know that it was Leander and Ronaldo, I wouldn't believe it even if you beat him to death. That action is so imitative, is that a leap of faith?You must have studied in the martial arts world! ]
[Hahahaha, it's obviously Dapeng spreading its wings! ]
[I think it is particularly appropriate to use a poem to describe it: Your Excellency, why is it that the wind rises and soars to ninety thousand miles...]
[Hengpi: Why don't you go to heaven? ]
[Hahahahahahaha stop making trouble! ]
The fans said that this must be Liandel's idea, it must be!Because only he can do this!
Of course, not everyone is laughing, and there are quite a few people who cry like fools.
Those who accepted the chocolate but didn't recognize the person!
Those who treat them as strange uncles won't accept chocolate at all!
Those who saw two psychopaths from a distance and took a detour!
There are also those who planned to go to the pedestrian street and suddenly became lazy and didn't want to go out!
There are also those who happen to stagger the time for various reasons!
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Who would have thought?
Who would have thought that the two heavenly kings would not want to do such a thing!
Who would have thought that the person dressed as Leander is Leander, and the person dressed as Ronaldo is Ronaldo!
These people reacted too much, and the onlookers were all entertained.
[It’s a good thing if I didn’t catch up. If I came back from hiding from Uncle Weird and saw this kind of video, and found that Uncle Weird’s real body was my goddess, then I wouldn’t be able to survive. ]
[Yes, just look at me_(┐「e:)_]
[Why do I want to laugh so much? ]
[I can't even cry, you are laughing! ]
The cute tidbits later made people want to scream, Leander will definitely be a good father!Everyone who has seen the video thinks so!This leads to more people wanting to marry him!The female fans flocked, screaming enough to tear the house down!
After returning home with the autograph, Little Fatty said to his mother, "I saw Leander today."
Mom thought he was sleepy and didn't take it seriously.
He said the same thing to Dad again, and Dad went even further: "Then why don't you hug his legs and go home with him?"
The little chubby glanced at him: "Like when you watched the ball? That's too stupid."
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No one took what he said seriously until they saw the video. Xiaopangdun's parents were still a little behind. They hugged and sat on the sofa watching a movie, and the mobile phone rang like crazy, and friends they knew lined up to send messages.
[You are lucky! ! ! ! !What a stroke of luck! ! ! ]
[Your baby can hook up with a goddess!I am so envious and jealous! ]
[Ah ah ah ah, you promise me that when you go to see the goddess, you must take me there! ]
[You have used up all the luck in this life, why are you so lucky! ]
Little Fatty's parents are confused... Goddess?Is it the goddess they thought?impossible!
Thinking of his son saying that he saw Liandel, the two of them didn't even bother to watch the movie, and immediately logged on to Liandel's personal homepage, which was not updated, but they saw the content shared by their friends, it was a small video officially released by Real Madrid, It took the two of them half an hour to read it, and then they were dumbfounded.
Fuck I can't believe that's my son!
My son is not stage fright at all and looks good on camera!
Wait... This doesn't seem to be the point, the point is that he really met Leander! ! ! ! !Only today, only today, if I let him sneak out without paying attention, I had such great luck! ! !
The gap between people is so big!
The stupid son not only yelled at Ronaldo that the goalkeeper is good, but also brazenly hugged Leander's thick thigh!If it wasn't their own son, I couldn't help but pee pee pee after watching the video!
Little Chubby's father sat stupidly on the sofa for several minutes, and then rushed into his son's room like crazy.
"Honey, sweetheart, my baby, good boy, you really met Leander!!! You even got an autograph!! Show it to Dad!!"
No one cooperated when he was upset before, but now he has a little emotion.
He glanced at his father with the eyes of an idiot, then turned around and scribbled on the drawing book. His father felt something was wrong, so he took a closer look, I'll go! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !This brat! ! !
He he he!He even drew a stupid stick figure next to Leander's signature!Also wiped a bunch of colorful things!
Stupid Dad: If you ruin the goddess's signature like this, you will be struck by lightning! 〒▽〒
His mother came here after hearing the news, and almost couldn't help asking for family law.
This appalling night was still photographed and shared on Facebook. Looking at the accompanying description, it fully reflects the collapse of his parents. When encountering such a thing, everyone wants to spray that little chubby in the face. After recovering, they Can't help but gloat.
[Hahahahahahaha, I couldn't help it, I fucking died laughing! ]
[Hurry up, frame it before it is completely ruined! ]
[Take it away and put it in plastic packaging. When the little fat man grows up, show him. I believe he will vomit blood. ]
[It feels like my parents took out a piece of Ronnie's autograph that was torn apart and glued back to me, saying that you met Ronaldo when you were five years old, and he offered a special autograph. ! ]
Whether it will be crazy or not is hard to say, anyway, Leander laughed and cried after seeing it.
Ronaldo understands that feeling very well. After all, there is an ignorant kid in his family. His father is the world's number one winger. He is like a goalkeeper...
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