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I also want to end this world chess game. "
Wu Xiaoyun was silent for a while, then asked:
"Is it because we merged this time, I can't come out again?"
Tianzun said: "Yes, when the time comes, I will be you, and you will be me. There is no room for flaws in fighting him."
Wu Xiaoyun bit her lip and cursed angrily:
"Bastard bastard, why didn't you say it earlier, woo woo woo, Chef Jiang, I can't eat the food you cooked for me anymore, I should have eaten more at that time"
"Huh? No, I will still be me at that time, and I will still be able to eat."
"Hurry up, bitch, I'm in a hurry!"
Wu Xiaoyun took out the Tianzun token in his arms and threw it on Tianzun, the surrounding cold air spread like tarsal maggots.
In the blink of an eye, Wu Xiaoyun's body was frozen into a lump of ice, and his vitality was also directly frozen.
And in the ice cube, a faint spiritual light flashed away.
Tianzun caught the token, closed his eyes to sense, and the memory of Wu Xiaoyun going down the mountain kept rolling in his mind.
"Chef Jiang, what about Jiang Ping?"
A faint smile suddenly appeared on the corner of her mouth
Chapter Two Sixty??
"Ah, ah, ah, ah!"
State of Lu, Qiuyuan City, on a certain street.
Jiang Ping, who didn't go to Tianzun Palace, even went against him, sneezed several times. He rubbed his nose and complained to Long Dafu beside him:
"It's annoying to be handsome, and you're always being talked about for nothing."
Hearing this, Long Dafu couldn't help touching his greasy belly, full of envy.
In fact, he really wants this kind of trouble.
It's a pity that the day of Qiye's return is far away, and now he can only recall his handsome face and tall and straight figure in his sleep.
But this disappointment comes and goes quickly, and people still have to look forward.
He looked at the bustling scene of people coming and going on the street, and asked, "My lord, do we really want to do this?"
They have traveled thousands of miles and crossed the borders of several countries, just to play a pair of dude and his dog-legged followers here.
Then there is a great cause that will last for a thousand years and will not be outdated to moles women from good families.
In theory, all non-male creatures on the street are their targets.
The reason why they did this was to attract a player.
A famous player.
This player has his own understanding of the game. Players who belong to the first echelon have their own set of chivalrous standards. When they come to the rivers and lakes to play games, they are knights and murderers.
Once he finds out that someone is doing evil, or there are people and things that he can't see, he will turn into a deadly killer, killing the evildoers completely, even the family dog.
Because according to his principles, if one person makes a mistake, the whole family is guilty.
As a result, he committed many major cases of extermination. It can be said that there are many souls of his subordinates, and the name on his head is also dyed blood red.
Jiang Ping also got the news about him through today's big information network, knowing that he will be a hero in Qiuyuan City recently.
Isn't this a gift package of experience delivered to your door?
So Jiang Ping ran over with the two younger brothers non-stop.
By the way, a detailed plan called Leading the Snake out of the Cave was drawn up.
At this time, Jiang Ping was wearing a plain white shirt, holding a jade bone fracture fan, a purple dragon jade pendant hanging on his waist, and a sachet in his pocket.
Hearing Long Dafu's question, he opened his fan with a bang, and said leisurely:
"Remember, we didn't come here to do bad things this time, it's just a means, our ultimate goal is to be a hero.
Please always remember that we are a good people.
In this case, the burden on my heart will be much less.
And stop talking nonsense, 50 meters in front of the target, go! "
Fifty meters away, a young lady with a good figure and beautiful appearance led a maid to choose pearl hairpins at a jewelry booth.
Long Dafu's face collapsed.
Thinking about how he is also the dignified Zeng Momen's candidate son, it is too shameful to flirt with beautiful women in the street.
As far as this matter is concerned, even spending a little money to go whoring is better than this.
However, the son's order cannot be disobeyed.
He patted his face, forced himself to move his hands back, and several tall and strong followers followed.
As a qualified henchman, he must know how to take the lead for his own dude.
The young lady seemed to have a weak personality. When she saw someone blocking the way, she was an obese middle-aged man. She was not a kind person at first glance.
Panicked on her face, she pulled her servant girl to hide.
But to do a job is to love a job, even if you are an amateur, you have to show professionalism.
Long Dafu opened his hands to stop him, with a lewd and disgusting smile on his face:
"Little lady, where do you want to go?"
A few attendants behind him also blocked the way of the two young ladies at the right time.
"Who are you? Why are you stopping us?"
The young lady was so frightened that she grabbed the hand of her servant girl, and the maid was tougher than the young lady, and asked boldly.
"Why are we stopping you?"
Long Dafu continued to smile ripplingly, his eyes narrowed, revealing a squinting light:
"Isn't it obvious? Walk with us and you will know, hahaha"
"Let me tell you, my young lady is the jewel in the palm of Master Gao's family. If you dare to touch her hair, just wait for the government to come and arrest you!"
The servant girl stood in front of the lady and warned loudly.
She is smart enough to know that this can attract the attention of other people on the street and deter this ugly fat man who comes out of nowhere.
Sure enough, following the maid's yelling, the attention of passers-by on the street was attracted.
Everyone stopped, pointing around, discussing the identity of the fat man, the origin of the young lady, and a standard posture of eating melons.
Seeing the popularity gathered, Long Dafu thought to follow the plan, and at this time his son would almost appear on the stage.
And Jiang Ping was indeed ready.
He took a few steps forward, walked out of the crowd, and pushed Long Dafu away.
As soon as the folding fan was opened, he showed the standard smile of a dandy to the young lady, and was about to say the classic opening line:
"Oh, little lady"
As a result, he just said the word "little lady", when he saw the young lady who was terrified just now, her eyes suddenly lit up, she jumped over her servant girl, and grabbed Jiang Ping's arm tightly, as if grabbing the last straw.
"Sir, save me!"
While speaking, the young lady shrank into Jiang Ping's arms in fear, tremblingly said:
"Young master, they are all bad people. My father will definitely thank you for taking me home, young master."
Jiang Ping: ""
At this moment, Jiang Ping's heart is broken.
Hastily!
If he understood correctly, he was molested by the girl.
What kind of world is this, can you be kinder to a handsome guy like him?
Don't you just want to tease a girl?
Why is it so difficult?
Can you act according to the script? !
So Jiang Ping was ruthless, hooked the young lady's chin, and forcibly finished his lines:
"Little lady, you were born with a good life, and I want you to be my No. 18 concubine.
As long as you promise to keep the delicious and spicy food, from now on, you will be rich and prosperous, and you can enjoy it endlessly. "
Now is the time to figure out who the bad guys are?
Still not afraid?
Still not screaming?Still not running away?
I, Jiang Wanping, am just so unreasonable and inhumane!
but who ever thought
"Yeah, I do!"
When the young lady saw Jiang Ping molesting her, not only did she not resist, but her eyes lit up, and she nodded happily in agreement.
"My lord, I would like to go back with you."
"I don't want to!"
Jiang Ping turned around and left.
Who is this?
Not at all reserved!
"Hey, what's your name, son? Where do you live, can I find you?"
The young lady shouted loudly behind her.
"Miss!"
The servant girl had a black line on her face, and she held on to her crazy young lady tightly:
"He is in the same group as the group just now, and they are bad guys."
The young lady held her heart in both hands, her face full of peach blossoms:
"Impossible, how could he be a bad guy with such a handsome face? He was the one who beat the bad guy away just now, and he was my savior.
There is no way to repay such a great kindness. I want to marry him.
Let's go Caiyu, go back quickly, I want to tell my dad that I have found someone I like. "
Maid Caiyu: ""
Jiang Ping almost staggered, and quickly quickened his pace.
rogue!Female gangster!
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As the saying goes, people look for him thousands of times, and when they look back suddenly, that person has a flashy player name.
The plan to moles a good family failed, and Jiang Ping found out that there was only one biggest reason for the failure of this plan by summarizing his experiences and lessons.
That is, he is too handsome.
As the saying goes, as long as you grow well, the three views follow. This extremely wrong value made the young lady lose her basic sense of right and wrong.
So Jiang Ping thinks that next time Long Dafu should play the role of the son. He should be a melon eater.
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