bayedsolid Chapter 439: After the Luck Was Stolen, the Survival Game Came
Chapter 439: After the Luck Was Stolen, the Survival Game Came
[Look at our Zhuyou's complaining face, I can imagine how stinky it must be! ]
[Thanks for clearing the mines. Really, I won't even meet these two masters! I will just close the door and refuse visitors when the time comes! ]
[One good news, one bad news!]
Good news: I met two masters today and they both got on my raft!
Bad news: Jiushang poured me stinky wine, and Xiangye gave me stinky incense!
Takemata: Ugh...yue...】
[Am I the only one who is somewhat envious of Master Xiangye's calming perfume? After smelling it for less than a minute, the insomniac Takeumata actually fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep! Although it was only ten minutes, it seems to be very useful! ]
[Come on upstairs, when you wake up the next day, you will find that you have been marinated! 】
[Mom, there is a foul smell coming from the east of my raft, Zhu... could it be you? ]
【??? Is this true or false?】
[Really? I estimated that it was almost a thousand meters away. I could only see a black mass, but the stench... well, it really caught my attention! ]
[Oh my god, I can smell it from so far away, is it really Zhuyou? Is the master's incense so smelly?]
[I don't know, the raft suddenly turned and drifted away to the east. This must be Takemata! ]
【Takemata: I am not, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense! 】
[The real culprit has come out to prove it, it really is Takemita! ]
[Hey, picture.jpg, look, that’s the raft! ]
[Zhu You: Fellow villagers, could you please spare some of Zhu's underwear? Please stop taking it off. I am feeling sad and depressed...]
[Oh my god, Zhu is so miserable again! ]
[Alright, alright, I won’t say any more. Just go and keep stinking on your own! ]
[What's wrong with these two masters today? They are so rude and they make people feel bad right away! ]
[Oh, forget it, I'll just go fishing for the box! I don't think today is a good day to learn from a master! ]
[Indeed... I feel like every one of the masters who are easy to get along with is either this or that, and it's impossible to figure it out! ]
[Yes, let’s review the masters who have appeared from the beginning to now! ]
[Master Luyi, Master Yuanyuan, Master Miaoshou, Master Jiushang, Master Xiangye, these should be the five masters! ]
[According to this calculation, it seems that only Master Miaoshou is easier to gain favor with! Master Jiushang and Master Luyi are not easy to gain favor with, and Master Yuanyuan and Master Xiangye should be treated with caution! ]
[Yes, for now, Master Miaoshou does look okay! ]
After chatting for a few words, everyone dispersed.
Just at this moment, the system message popped up again.
【Master Xiangye boarded the player Takemata's raft! 】
"What's going on? Why did Master Xiangye get on Takemata's raft again?"
Lu Hansheng was so skeptical about his life that he wiped his eyes and went out to watch it again.
"I don't know. Maybe Master Xiangye just likes the smell, so he couldn't help but go there again?"
Situ Xuan made random guesses.
These words passed by Jiang Yueshu's ears, and she suddenly had an idea in her mind, but she was a little uncertain.
"It's really possible! If that's the case, doesn't it mean that Master Jiushang's stinky wine was the cause, which led to Master Xiangye's arrival? In the final analysis, it was Master Jiushang who caused the trouble!"
Lu Hansheng said.
"Who knows? Zhu was splashed with wine for no apparent reason, and now the smell of the wine has attracted Master Xiangye here!"
Situ Xuan nodded and agreed with this.
"But this is useless. Although the calming perfume is useful, it stinks! How can I use it? I won't know how to use it when the time comes!"
“I think it’s quite useful!”
Listening to the conversation between the two, Jiang Yueshu suddenly interrupted.
"Useful? What's the use? To smoke people? Or to smoke monsters?"
Situ Xuan was curious and puzzled.
"That's a good idea of yours!"
Jiang Yueshu's eyes lit up. She had only been thinking about the soothing perfume before, and didn't pay much attention to the fragrance stick.
Although it can be used to fumigate people or monsters, you will also get a bad smell on yourself.
It can be said that, killing one thousand enemies, we lose eight hundred of our own!
"Ah... Sister Jiang, are you making fun of me? If I were to use it to fumigate others, I would be smelling all over myself, right?"
"Yes, this is indeed a shortcoming!" Jiang Yueshu nodded.
Lu Hansheng: "So what did you just say was useful?"
Jiang Yueshu: "It's the calming perfume. I'm mainly interested in its hypnotic effect! If I use the calming perfume to deal with monsters, it should be very useful!"
"Yup!"
Lu Hansheng's eyes lit up and he clapped his hands.
"If that's what you're saying, this calming perfume is indeed very useful! When the time comes, we can put on masks, hold our breath for a short while, and throw the thing. Wouldn't those monsters fall to the ground immediately?"
"Not only that, we can do the same when we encounter other hostile players. Besides the smell, it's really practical! When the time comes... we only need to do a little bit and take them down immediately!"
"Yes, then we can find something to soak in, and throw out the monsters when we encounter them. Isn't this the way to catch them unawares and take them by surprise?"
Situ Xuan also followed suit, her tone excited and thrilled.
"It seems that the master is worthy of being a master! It's not that we can't use it, but that we don't know how to use it!"
"Oh my god, after hearing this I want to meet Master Xiangye now!"
"Me too, me too, but... Master Xiangye is still in Zhuyuan!"
Situ Xuan agreed while keeping an eye on the situation in the group.
Master Xiangye came and Zhuyou started bubbling again.
【Takemata: Oh my god, I’m so tired. I’m really tired! 】
[What's wrong? Why did Master Xiangye go to your place again? ]
[Yes, isn't it only effective if you invite me? Could it be that... you invited Master Xiangye? Or did Master Xiangye come to you on his own initiative and you didn't refuse? ]
【Takemata: I can’t refuse! 】
[Ah? Why can't I refuse? The master can't force himself onto the player's raft, right? ]
【Takemata: Because Master Xiangye never leaves my raft. After she left last time, she floated past my raft again and again, trying to get on, but I refused! 】
【Takemata: But she wouldn't leave! I refused, so she kept parading beside my raft, and finally even got alongside my raft, and then she sat there to make perfume! 】
【Takemata: Friends! Did you know that when Master Xiangye mixes perfume, it will have a stinking effect! What can I do about it?】
【Takemata: So I took the initiative to invite Master Xiangye to board my raft! 】
[No, she won't make perfume if she gets on your raft? ]
[Yes, wouldn't it be more fragrant if I blend it next to you? ]
[Zhu You: No, you guessed wrong! She is not mixing perfume, she is lying on a lounge chair basking in the sun, looking very intoxicated! ]
As he spoke, Zhu angrily posted a secretly taken photo.
In the photo, a woman with black hair and black clothes was lying on a large recliner. She was dressed in black, and if it weren't for her long, smooth hair, it would be difficult to tell whether she was a man or a woman.
In the lower left corner of the photo, a small chin with a full mask was lucky enough to enter.
It is obvious that the man wearing a mask is Takemata.
[Zhu You: Look, what can I do? I don't know what the wine that Master Jiu Shang poured was. It's been almost two hours, and the smell is still there! ]
It is precisely because of the effect of Master Jiushang's wine that his raft can always remain in a stinking state.
As for the soothing perfume that Master Xiangye had given me before, it smelled very bad when it was opened, but after the lid was closed, the smell gradually dissipated.
So... in the final analysis, it was Master Jiushang's wine that was working.
【Takemata: I'm really scared! I don't dare to go out, I can only chat with you guys secretly here! 】
[Go out, Master Xiangye is probably asleep, what are you afraid of? ]
[Yes, just bear with it for a while. When noon comes, the masters will go back to rest! Then you can be free! Come on! ]
[You also pull up a recliner and lie down next to Master Xiangye, pretending to be intoxicated but actually sleeping! ]
[Yes, that's a good idea! Just go to sleep. When you wake up, maybe the master will have left by himself! ]
Seeing Zhu You in such a miserable state, everyone started to give him advice.
【Takemata: I don’t want to go out. I’ll vomit if I go out! I really can’t stand the smell. I feel dizzy now!】
[No, kid, are you feeling suffocated by wearing a mask? Why are you still feeling dizzy? ]
【Take off the mask and get some fresh air! 】
[No, just wear a mask when you go out. It’s not a big deal…]
【Takemata: No, you don’t understand! I can’t stand whether I take off the mask or not! If I go out without taking off the mask, Master Xiangye will see me wearing a mask, and she will think I am different from ordinary people. She will pull off my mask and share her favorite fragrance with me, so that I will like it too! If I take off the mask and go out, I can’t hold it for long and I can’t help but want to vomit, and she will also question me, so she can’t help but discuss incense making with me! 】
[Oh my god, is this true? After all this talk, the result is the same, just forcing you to make incense? ]
[How do you know? You wouldn’t…]
[Then I'm very curious, how did you sneak out to chat with us now? ]
【Takemata: Because I just experienced both, and then... I chose to pee! 】
[…Okay, clever boy! ]
[Forget it, don’t go out. If you want to go out for a while, just say you have a stomachache and you have diarrhea today…]
[Why do I feel like this is only treating the symptoms but not the root cause? By the way, Zhu You, do you smell bad? Can you cover it up? ]
【What's the matter with the above? 】
[Because the root of this is Master Jiushang's wine, if the smell of wine is not removed, Master Xiangye will come over if he likes it.]
[Don’t take a two-hour break at noon, Master Xiangye will come again in the afternoon...]
[Oh my god, I can’t even think about it. Is Zhu crazy? Has he tortured me for a whole day?]
[Forget it, just be thankful that you are still alive! ]
【Take: What? What should I do? I seem to have a smell on me too. I have taken ten showers and my skin is almost bald! The smell is all around me now and I can’t even smell if there is any on me!】
[Forget it, this situation is obvious at first glance, this is really marinated! ]
[That's a mess. My original suggestion was to just leave your raft and let your friends summon you over! ]
[If you stink, even if you are summoned, I doubt if Master Xiangye will follow you? ]
[Let's gamble, fifty-fifty! Your chances are higher, after all, the wine was poured on you! ]
Seeing that everyone in the group was calling for Zhu to pass by, Lu Hansheng immediately became alert.
"Sister Jiang, Brother Xie, do you think we should summon Zhu again?"
"You mean...?"
Situ Xuan turned to look at him with an excited tone.
"Yes! It's just what you think! Don't we want the soothing perfume? To get the soothing perfume, we need Master Xiangye to come, and when Master Xiangye comes, we need the smell that she likes! Now we have a pickled bamboo and a master Jiushang whose whereabouts are unknown. But we don't know where Master Jiushang is, and we don't know how to provoke him so that he will pour wine on us? But isn't this bamboo ready-made?"
"That's good, but it's not a 50-50 chance. Are you sure Master Xiangye will come along?"
Thinking of the speculations in the group, Situ Xuan felt a little uncertain.
"Well, let's have a private chat with Zhu again. Let's summon him over and save him from the dire situation. Shouldn't he give us some calming perfume?"
Lu Hansheng looked confident, and even had another idea in his mind.
"I have another idea, but it may not work. It depends on how far away we are from each other. If one of the five of us has a raft that is closer to the bamboo, we can let him row the raft over there. It will be easy for us to get on!"
The summoning card that Lu Hansheng had used earlier had not expired, so he could determine whose raft to gather on based on the coordinates of their respective rafts.
"No...you think so much. If Master Xiangye comes, can you bear it?"
After listening to the two people talking for so long, Xie Guangfei couldn't help but think of the dizzy feeling described by Zhu You, and doubted whether the two people could bear it.
With just one sentence, the enthusiastic Lu Hansheng and Situ Xuan instantly shut up.
The next second, the two opened the chat group and began to frantically scroll through the messages, trying to read every message from Zhu You.
After reading it, they both breathed a sigh of relief and looked at each other.
"I have an idea..."
"I have an idea..."
The two spoke in unison, and after seeing each other's eyes, they instantly reached an agreement.
"I've thought about it. We'll take turns to watch over Master Xiangye for four minutes each. We'll change shifts every twenty minutes, which should be enough! If that doesn't work, I'll just find an excuse to leave. I'll say I have a cold, and one of you will say you have diarrhea. Then someone with allergies will leave, and another with acne on his face, and another who stayed up late last night and is drowsy will leave!"
"Besides that, we need to prepare some fruit. When we feel really uncomfortable, we can plug our mouths first, pretend to want to eat, and then slip away!"
"There are only two hours left until twelve o'clock. Don't worry, just hold on. We will definitely make it through!"
Xie Guangfei: “…”
I have to say that it is indeed very thoughtful and takes all aspects into consideration.