Chapter 624: Mass Wedding? Eat 3 Meiji to Calm Down
Chapter 624: Mass Wedding? Eat 3 Meiji to Calm Down
Chapter 624: Mass wedding? Eat a sandwich to calm your nerves
"What do you mean? If he wasn't sent by the Interstellar Alliance, would it have any effect on Reuben?"
"Don't worry, Pepper. It's not a big deal. It won't affect your adding new family members." Li Chengfeng said with a smile, "In fact, I came here because the FBI just established a global search and positioning system for experimental subjects through Experiments 624 and 626, and the first one to be located was you... So I came by to take a look and confirm the accuracy of the system."
Reuben was stunned.
Are all the people on Earth so friendly? How could they be so accepting of such unnatural creatures?
Pepper seemed to sense Reuben's emotional fluctuations, turned around and patted his head.
"Don't worry, Reuben...you're safe here."
"No, the question is not whether I am safe or not...but aren't you afraid of your own safety?" Reuben asked doubtfully, "I just smashed your boyfriend's armor into scrap metal."
"These are just minor issues, buddy." Stark sat down next to Reuben without hesitation, his movements and expressions were exactly the same as his dead father. "You do have some fighting ability, but it's just a little. You know, there are a lot of real monsters on Earth. At most, you can only be considered... not that weak."
"…Am I on Earth or Titan?"
"Reuben, believe me." Li Chengfeng finished the bacon and fruit sandwich in his hand in a few bites. "People from Titan who come to Earth... still have to stay in the FBI for a while. They will only be released after their specific background is investigated."
"6."
"You learn Earth's buzzwords really quickly."
“Language is one of my talents.”
Just as Reuben relaxed and was about to eat another sandwich, the elevator suddenly rang.
I saw four people coming out of the elevator.
Looking closely, it was Oliver, Felicity, Bruce and Selina.
They came here seemingly to celebrate their successful division of Pioneer Technology.
"Tsk tsk tsk, after all this fuss, it turns out to be a gathering of capitalists."
"Don't take me with you. Pepper is the capitalist now, and I'm just a gigolo." Stark approached Pepper and deliberately acted like a male lover.
"Ugh... Stark, look at your mustache, and think about your age. No matter what, you can't be called 'young', okay?" Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes at Stark. "What's the wind today that has brought both of your families here?"
"Hmm? Li? Why are you here too? Are you going to join in too?"
Oliver’s words stunned Li Chengfeng.
Their tone...
Doesn't it sound like they're celebrating the defeat of A.I.M.?
"No, please explain clearly, what are you participating in?"
"I thought you knew, but you didn't." Felicity came forward to explain, "Look, Boss, didn't you let it slip that Clark was going to propose to Lois?"
"I really didn't let it slip! I'm very tight-lipped! But in that situation, no one can resist the temptation, you know? No one!" Li Chengfeng explained decisively, as if he wanted to protect his few moral integrity. "Ahem, so what does this have to do with you coming here?"
"Didn't Clark tell you?" The six people present except Reuben and Li Chengfeng looked at each other, then smiled maliciously at Li Chengfeng, "We plan to... hold a group wedding."
"...Huh?" Li Chengfeng's brain froze instantly. "No...are you sick? Don't you Americans hate getting married the most? Don't you want to postpone it if possible? Why are you suddenly having a group wedding?!"
"This is not our idea." The three men waved their hands together. "This is the result of a discussion among the Pretty Girls Association."
"What the hell is the Pretty Girls Union?"
"As for the name of the group chat... Anyway, this matter has definitely been decided." Little Lajiao sat next to Li Chengfeng and patted his hands lovingly. "I'll leave the witness role to you this time."
"...Wait, didn't Ada and Crazy Man express their desire to participate?"
“What a pity…they both said they don’t plan to get involved.” Selina interrupted, “Think about it carefully. If you really marry Hela and the other three, how will you decide who will get married first? Won’t you still have to get married together in the end? If that’s the case, why bother joining in the fun of this group wedding?”
"I mean... do I have to be tortured by you alone?"
"Unfortunately... it seems so."
Li Chengfeng sighed.
If I had kept my mouth shut a little more, or if I had been able to resist the temptation of the maid outfit a little more...
Do I have to stop eating the dog food of these bird people?
but……
Since they have already informed me, it means...
There is definitely no room for maneuver in this matter.
But if you think about it carefully, these four old men are not young anymore.
It’s time to get married indeed.
"Well, I'm your best friend after all." Li Chengfeng shrugged, "But is your group wedding really reliable?"
Not to mention that they are the people in charge of Stark Industries, Wayne Group and Quinn Group...
Lois Lane's family also has a strong military background.
Such a group of people holding a collective wedding...
It is bound to detonate all media in America.
Even the heat of the presidential election may be overshadowed by this incident.
"You have all...arranged everything?"
"We don't have the final say on wedding matters." Bruce Wayne spread his hands helplessly. "When it comes to things like this, women have an inexplicable enthusiasm and desire for control... So apart from paying, everything is decided by the four of them... And the four of them are in high spirits right now."
"Well, if there's anything you need help with, just tell the FBI's Internal Affairs Division... They were the ones who planned Pietro and Sheila's wedding of the century, so they're experts in this kind of work."
"Really? That's great." Pepper smiled slightly, "Then who should I contact?"
"I'll give you the contact information of Max and Caroline from the Ministry of Internal Affairs later..." Li Chengfeng nodded, "Since you are either FBI agents or FBI partners... I will ask Nick Fury to open a green channel for you in all aspects."
After Li Chengfeng finished speaking, Reuben held the sandwich and whispered to him:
"What does it mean to get married?"
"Marriage is a ceremony where two people fall in love with each other and decide to make each other their own property..."
"Wow, that sounds really evil... You Earthlings are really good at this."
Reuben looked shocked.
"I'll have a sandwich to calm my nerves."
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