What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 703 Coulson: My gentle night! Gone!

Originally, on this quiet night, I should be at home with my girlfriend, enjoying the moonlight.

But it was completely broken because of a video call!

Coulson still held the personal terminal in his hand, and fell into a state of confusion.

"Phil? What's wrong with you? Why are you sitting here in a daze all of a sudden?" His girlfriend Audrey, the cellist he always talked about, came out of the bathroom. "I heard you took a call just now... Was it a call from the FBI?"

"No, Audrey... This is much more tragic than the mission." Coulson smiled bitterly, "I should have been here with you tonight... I have prepared the little blue pill!"

"You old pervert..." Audrey blushed and slapped Coulson twice. "Go ahead, Phil. Since there are problems, go and solve them... I'll wait for you at home."

"You're not going to blame me for ruining our night?"

"Oh, God, of course I complain... but at the same time, I understand very well." Audrey hugged Coulson's bald head and kissed him. "There is no conflict between the two."

"Okay, Audrey, thank you for your understanding... I'm so lucky to be with you."

Coles responded with a smile, then put on his clothes, opened the door, and disappeared into the night.

……

"Don't! Don't!"

"Don't steal my steak!"

Skye, who was sleeping soundly on the sentry post, suddenly woke up!

Just now, someone who looked like both Li Chengfeng and Nick Fury stole her steak!

She was about to put the last piece of steak into her mouth!

But I was stunned for a moment, and then I reacted...

"Oh yeah, I'm on top of the sentry post..." After muttering to himself, Skye stuck his head out to look around, then let out a long sigh, "Luckily I wasn't caught... Otherwise I'd be in big trouble this time."

"Oh? The bad luck you're talking about doesn't mean falling asleep on the night watch and getting caught, right?"

"Humph! I'm not caught...Fuck! Who's there?!"

Skye whirled around, pistol drawn, and aimed in the direction of the sound.

But she saw Coulson sitting in the dim light with a grim face.

After seeing Coulson, Skye immediately gave an awkward smile.

"Ahahaha, Coulson... What a coincidence, why are you here too... By the way, how long have you been here?"

"From the moment you walked into the steak house and ordered 120 filets." Coulson looked at Skye speechlessly, "How hungry are you normally? You dreamed of ordering 120 steaks, and you actually ate them piece by piece... No! You've misled me! Are you talking about how many steaks you ate in your dream? This is the sentry post of the team base! Although the symbolic significance far outweighs the practical significance! But you're still the first guy to fall asleep on the sentry post!"

Coulson is somewhat disappointed with Skye.

No matter what, he is at least a superhuman. Can't he stay on guard duty all night?

Besides, they are not prohibited from having fun on the sentry post!

"So... why do you want to sleep? Even if you order some takeout and eat a lot, it's better than eating a lot in your dreams!"

"Ahem. I've been too busy with work lately, flying back and forth between the base and the afterlife..."

"Is that a reason? The Quinjet has an autopilot system! You could have caught up on some sleep!" Coulson covered his face, his frustration reaching its peak. "Even when Hulk was on guard, he didn't sleep!"

"Fuck! Coulson! This is a bit of an insult to my character! You're comparing me to that stupid guy Hulk!"

"... a big fool wouldn't fall asleep while on guard duty."

"…Just mention it once…Mentioning it so many times is a bit too much!"

"Did I think I was overthinking this?" Coulson said with a sad face, pointing at himself. "Originally, Audrey and I had taken a shower tonight and were ready to have dinner, but what happened? Just because you fell asleep on the sentry post, that bastard Li Chengfeng called me and asked me hypocritically why I wasn't asleep yet? All the sentries fell asleep, you're really hard-working!"

"Wait...wait, who called you?"

"Li, Cheng, Feng!"

"Hiss!" Skye gasped, "No, no, I have to go to the afterlife to hide!"

After saying that, Skye prepared to run out.

Fortunately, Coulson was quick-witted and grabbed Skye who was about to run away.

And it was at this moment that Coulson completely walked out from the dark area.

Skye just glanced at him and then burst out laughing.

"Hahaha! Coulson! How come you came out with Audrey's lip print on your face! Wow, the bright red lipstick is so sexy!" Coulson was stunned, and immediately took out his personal terminal and turned on the front camera.

Then, a handsome middle-aged man with a bald forehead and a big red lipstick mark appeared in the camera.

Coulson gave a wry smile.

It seems that this is Audrey's way of blaming herself.

Of course Skye did not miss this good opportunity and rushed out in one step.

He waved at Coulson from a distance, then activated the vibration wave and rushed straight into the sky.

He didn't even start the Quinjet, but just relied on his ability to run away!

This shows how anxious Skye is this time.

Looking at Skye disappearing into the night, Coulson gave a helpless smile.

How to do it?

The subordinates that you pamper.

Then, he turned around and sat in the sentry post.

Since Sky ran away, he is the only one who has to take up this shift.

……

The next morning, Li Chengfeng appeared outside the sentry post.

"Hey, it seems that Skye has finally gotten away?"

"Humph...it's you who scared her!"

"Tsk... You're acting like an old father seeking justice for your daughter, that's a bit too much!" Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched, "Don't forget, you have a girlfriend... Does Audrey know that her fiancé has a twenty-something who is almost an adopted daughter?"

"Of course I know. Audrey is a good person in the usual sense. She understands Skye's existence very well and hopes to help me take care of her..."

"… Damn, you, the former bald guy, really got the upper hand this time! It's great to have an understanding girlfriend!"

"Lee...why are you gritting your teeth so much?"

"You may not understand... this thing is called jealousy."