What? Teammate lives in Arkham Asylum?

Chapter 811 Li Chengfeng: I’ll treat your brain first!

"Good fellow, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has stretched its hands far enough to seize even the Primarch I brought back?"

Li Chengfeng held two little babies in his arms who were curiously observing their surroundings. He formed a hand with green light energy in mid-air and looked through the recent assessment list of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

The name of Robouti Guilliman was prominently displayed above it.

"Oh my god, sir, please have mercy on us..." As one of the main managers of the Internal Affairs Department, Max tried to attract the attention of the two babies with the lollipop in his hand like teasing a cat, while pretending to be pitiful to Li Chengfeng, "As the busiest and most complicated department in the entire American Bureau, we also have the lowest willingness to join and the most transfer applications in the entire American Bureau... After all, the vast majority of office agents don't just want to be office agents, but hope to become the real face of the FBI... that is, field agents."

"I suggest you not use candy to attract the attention of Winder and Bart... Although it is impossible for them to have cavities, and I can't think of any candy that can corrode the teeth of a half-blood Kryptonian, but their biological mother has repeatedly forbidden me to give them candy... If I get trained like a zebra by that couple, I will definitely drag you down with me."

Li Chengfeng looked at Max, who was complaining about his busy and complicated work, but ended up having so much free time to play with children in front of him.

Didn't she realize that in the eyes of the two little babies, her voluptuous bust, which was so outstanding that only the big beaker waves could compete with her, was much more attractive than candy?

After all, it's the difference between a meal and a snack.

"The look in your eyes... Although I'm happy to do so, I don't want to be torn into pieces by the God of Death and the Witch." Max proudly but cowardly highlighted his figure, then asked with interest, "Are these two hybrid Kryptonians? In other words, are they the children of Lois Lane and Clark Kent?"

"Yes, they are also my two godsons."

"Then why is it that you are the one taking care of the children today? Where are their biological parents?"

"You know, reporters and stuff..." Li Chengfeng shrugged. "Of these two, one went straight to Krako for a front-line interview, and the other was a reporter reporting on the American government's public meeting... Then Hela, Ada, and Harley and my mother took the Original Transcendent to who knows where in the morning... Then the unfortunate job of taking care of the children would fall on me, right?"

As Li Chengfeng spoke, a hint of pain appeared between his brows.

Although he does like being with children...

But even as a half-Kryptonian, he was still a baby.

This also means that Li Chengfeng will inevitably need to give Winder and Bart...

Change diapers.

Whether it's taking care of John Lee or little Rosemary, it hasn't come to this yet.

This is also the most awkward thing about Kryptonians...

He has the power of a god, yet possesses all the characteristics of a human.

"Okay, let's not talk about these two brats. How many people do you need?" Li Chengfeng raised his head and looked at Max. "Although you always turn life into a sitcom, and sometimes I even hallucinate that canned laughter, you are not the kind of person who shoots without a purpose... It seems that the Ministry of Internal Affairs is really short of people recently?"

"It's more than just a lack of people... I even want to directly conduct a college recruitment..." Max sighed, "Dear sir, do you know that since you brought that human empire from nowhere back to our universe, under the joint decision of Director Fury and the other four directors of the General Bureau, the FBI decided to start monitoring outside the universe... That is, to officially start monitoring the dynamics of the multiverse."

"…Uh, are they serious?"

"You should be serious, right?" Max spread his hands. "When you went to the third parallel universe a few days ago, you had already started the pilot test... Then, based on the data fed back, the FBI used multiple technologies and several cross-dimensional energies to not only monitor the various changes in the third parallel universe, but also the feedback speed was very ideal, with a delay of no more than five minutes."

Li Chengfeng opened his mouth.

Black braised eggs...

It can be considered a big thing that was accomplished quietly.

In fact, to achieve this, for Li Chengfeng, it only takes a few minutes to scan the entire parallel universe...

But for the FBI, this is definitely a groundbreaking achievement.

And most of them have borrowed a lot of power from the subspace...

After all, the subspace is now the most convenient channel to access the major parallel universes.

No wonder Max started saying he was short of people...

This amount of information processing is indeed a bit terrifying, and monitoring points are still being gradually deployed in various parallel universes.

The workload will gradually increase.

"Okay, okay, I'll solve the problem about the internal affairs agent for you..."

"Sir, you'd better not be perfunctory..." Max knew very well that Li Chengfeng was usually unreasonable, "Otherwise, I will spread the news that you called me and Caroline mom in SCP-3999 to everyone in the streets..."

"And then you were beaten into elementary particles by my own mother?" Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes, not at all impressed by Max's threat. "I'm not trying to fool you, but I really have a large number of people to digest, and I will definitely satisfy you... By the way, let me tell you first, all of these people are muscular men... You have to write me a letter of guarantee that you will never harm them."

"All the muscular men... Sorry, sir!" Max saluted Li Chengfeng with a firm look, "I'm sorry, I can't obey your command!"

"grass……"

Li Chengfeng looked at the excitement and agitation between Max's eyebrows... and the shadow of lust flashing behind her...

What is the Chosen One of Slaanesh...

Li Chengfeng ignored Max who was already caught up in the fantasy of the ultimate reverse harem, but began to plan to go to Batman's house for a meal and ask Alfred to help him look after the children.

The personnel he promised to Max were naturally the Astartes who were currently undergoing mass body size normalization surgery.

These are millions of soldiers with excellent work records.

Especially for the Extreme Warriors among them, clerical work is definitely a piece of cake for them.

Moreover, based on the work scenarios that the FBI has to deal with, it can definitely provide perfect employment for all the members of the corps...

However, these millions of Astartes will be assigned to positions in various corners of the world.

The specific distribution method will depend on the arrangements made by the Gene Fathers of Astartes and the Emperor's Skin.

"Sir, tell me, when the time comes, should I let the muscular men carry me on their shoulders and call me Queen, or should I let them smear olive oil on themselves and wrestle for me in just a pair of shorts?"

"I think you should be sent to a medieval Inquisition to cure your brain first!"