bayedsolid Chapter 222: Smoking is not allowed on the battlefield
Chapter 222: Smoking is not allowed on the battlefield
"Oh my god, come here quickly!"
Zhang Yi was getting so anxious that he almost went crazy. Li Si hadn't come yet when the game was about to start.
"Okay, okay, here it comes, check in, check in."
Jiang Liurong went backstage to participate in the competition, and Li Si came
Sitting on the seat, Ye Ye, who looked like a little boy, nodded to Li Si as a greeting.
Li Si just sat down when someone started farting.
"The King of Dragon Country? How come he is just a little brat? It is said that Dragon Country is a place that values social etiquette. I now seriously doubt their strength!"
An old man with a white beard looked sideways at Li Si who had just sat down, holding a pipe in his hand ready to smoke.
Li Si stood up, snatched the pipe and threw it on the ground. Seeing the old man trying to bend down to pick it up, he stretched out his foot and stepped on it twice.
"Oh no! Fuck! What did you do to my cigarette!"
The white-bearded old man was furious. Li Si straightened his face and said,
"How dare you! Don't you know that smoking is not allowed on the battlefield? I'll put you in solitary confinement if you do that again!"
After saying this, he sat down domineeringly. The old man with white beard didn't intend to end it like this.
As soon as he stood up, several people from the Eagle Country beside him also stood up.
The old man stared and said, "You just arrived and haven't seen me, right?"
Li Si glanced at him and asked, "Which one are you?"
“Heh, I’m a visiting professor in your Longdu!
Even the president of Ruilin University has to give me some respect, how dare you step on my pipe?!"
"You are right. Then you won't bother with an unknown junior like me, right?"
"you…"
The old man choked, and Li Si raised his middle finger. Unfortunately, the old man couldn't see it, but the other Eagle people could see it.
"Fuck, damn kid, don't think I don't know what this means!"
A young man stood up angrily and pointed his finger at Li Si almost in his face.
Seeing the commotion here, several trainers came over, "Professor Maibar, what made you so angry?"
The leader, Li Si, is somewhat familiar, but I seem to have forgotten a little bit.
Maibar looked at Tang Longzhandao,
"It's you, Xiao Tang! This rude guy stepped on my pipe and broke it! I want him to compensate me!"
Tang Longzhan looked to the side and was almost petrified. "Hey, Professor Maibar, how much is your pipe? How about I compensate you?"
"Oh fuck! Don't you Dragon people say that everyone is responsible for their own actions?
There is no reason for you to help him, let him pay for it himself!"
The young Eagle Nose shouted loudly and in a very arrogant manner.
Li Si just sat there without saying anything. The man with the eagle nose became anxious. This was a good opportunity for him to gain merit in front of the professor!
He took a step forward and was about to grab Li Si, but was stopped by an arm.
Tang Longzhan pulled the eagle-nosed man and narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "If you have anything to say, just talk about it. There's no need to fight."
"I don't need you to..."
The man with the eagle nose was about to pull his hand out when he realized that he couldn't get rid of it even if he used all his strength.
"Please be quiet, I am honored to host this year's Pokémon Contest..."
Zhang Yi appeared on the stage again, but this time he was the host. Maybe there were not enough people, or there was no one else qualified except him.
Seeing Zhang Yi talking about the details of the gorgeous competition, Maibar stopped them.
"Hmph, let's wait until this match is over, Xiaosuga let him go."
The man with the eagle nose returned to his seat, but he still glanced at Li Si from time to time to prevent Li Si from sneaking away.
Tang Longzhan and Li Si didn't have anything to say, so they went to the back and sat down.
Li Si called over the staff and asked, "Who are sitting on the rostrum?"
“My Lord, the organizer of this year’s gorgeous competition is Ruilin University.
Most of them were visiting professors from Ruilin University, and some students from families with some status also bought tickets and sat in the back. "
Li Si nodded and let her go. He turned around to look at Tang Longzhan and the few young men beside him. No, he seemed to be a young man too.
After Zhang Yi finished speaking, he asked thousands of contestants to come on stage and draw numbers.
The staff on the stage, who were obviously students, were busy and sweating. The eagle-nosed man next to Professor Maibar and another person also went there.
Li Si ignored their provocation and looked speechlessly at the battle stage which looked like a grand meeting.
No wonder Zhang Yi asked them to come. As the organizer, Ruilin University did not arrange the numbers in advance and actually drew them on the spot. There are more than a thousand people.
For every two people who participated, one person went on stage to get a number. Jiang Liurong came out from the backstage when the number was almost drawn. When he came back, he showed Li Si two nines.
"Number ninety-nine? Forever and ever?"
The man with the eagle nose and another man also came. The man with the eagle nose unfolded the number and showed it to Professor Maibar. He said confidently,
"Teacher, I drew number 88! I will definitely make it into the top ten!"
Maibar smiled and nodded with satisfaction. He was his favorite disciple.
He is an expert in training skirt girls, and even an old man like him can't help but touch the skirt girls of the eagle-nosed man.
"Next, please welcome the chief judge and supervisor of our gorgeous competition."
Zhang Yi kept the secret a secret, pointed to Li Si's position and said, "Our Dragon Country's Evil King Ye Ye and Ground King Li Si!"
"Ahhhh! Where is he? I haven't seen my idol in such a long time! I fantasize about him every day when I comfort myself!"
"Don't block me! How come that beam of light is shining on the podium? Damn, Li Si is there! I haven't seen him for more than a year!"
"I'm an old fan! I know Li Si's nickname is Champion Brother!"
"What champion brother? He's obviously a crazy demon brother! He can even seduce the last king Jiang Tian..."
"What's the matter, brother? Tell me in detail."
Ye Ye walked out from the backstage to the cheers, smiling and waving as he walked.
A beam of strong light hit the podium, and Li Si felt like a thousand animals were flying through his heart, but he still forced his eyes open and smiled.
Zhang Yi, you are trying to trick me, right? You want to see me make a fool of myself, but you’re done!
Li Si stood up facing the light. People around him cheered and wanted to rush over. The staff hurried over to help. Li Si had just taken two steps when the light followed him.
?
Zhang Yi felt Li Si's embarrassment. He turned around and looked at the backstage. This was definitely not done by him.
Suddenly the beam of light turned green, like a crown on Li Si's head...
Li Si:........
"Hahahaha, cuckold, it seems like that, hahaha." Jiang Liurong was laughing so hard in the back that he stopped when he saw that it was almost enough.
Li Si passed by Professor Maibar and whispered, "No. 88, out."
The eagle-nosed man was shocked. He sat there in a daze without saying a word. He had offended the supervisor!
Maibar's face turned red, but he didn't dare to say much because of his cowardly character.
The two walked to the middle and sat down. Zhang Yi also asked someone to bring a sign to represent their identities.
"The gorgeous competition has officially begun!"
Except for the eagle-nosed man and Professor Maibar, everyone cheered. Li Si sat there obediently.
"Yeno? What are you busy with lately?"
The little boy turned his head, his eyes lit up, "It's in our Central Plains. It's quite relaxing to go to various capitals when I have nothing to do."
"It's good to have some free time. You don't know that in our coastal areas,
The local customs and habits are still the same as they were a hundred years ago, which makes me feel very uncomfortable. "
The two of them started chatting like this, and the first game below had already begun.
Two men and two women, a long-eared rabbit and a fiery red fox, versus a Marylou and a pickpocket cat.
Fighting is secondary. The main thing is the beauty of your moves. If your moves are beautiful, your score will not be low even if you lose the game.
Although Ye Ye and Li Si are the chief judge and supervisor respectively, they actually don't know how to give scores, so they are just there for show.
However, Li Si had no intention of letting No. 88 go. This foreigner felt very powerful when he came to Dragon Country. If he didn't dampen their arrogance, he would be showing no regard for the Dragon Country's king.
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