bayedsolid Chapter 242 You have to hold your fart. If you can’t, you will be the one who suffers!
Chapter 242 You have to hold your fart. If you can’t, you will be the one who suffers!
The next day, when Long Xianxian woke up, she found that both sides were empty.
He immediately screamed "Ahhhh".
At this time, the emperor had just been called up by Godley to attend the morning court.
The emperor looks refreshed today, and the pimples on his nose have become more mature.
【Where are my father and mother? 】
But after a while, the emperor came over after cleaning up, and seeing Long Xianxian trying to get off the bed, he grabbed Long Xianxian.
"Hey, you're up!"
The emperor scratched his daughter's little face and felt that she was particularly well-behaved today.
[Father, why are you so happy today? Where's Mother?]
The emperor said: "No need to look, your mother worked too hard last night and is still sleeping."
[Hard work? Mother, what is hard work? Father, aren't you not doing well? How can Mother be hard work?]
The emperor felt that Long Xianxian's voice today was particularly pleasant to the ear.
Emperor: My daughter, please keep it in mind and speak it out loud when you go to court later!
The emperor smiled and said, "Let's go to court with father!"
After not attending court for three days, all the civil and military officials missed the little princess very much.
The court was as lively as usual today.
"Prime Minister, you don't look well. You need to get some rest!"
"I've been working overtime for three days. Do you know what kind of life I've been living these days?"
"Prime Minister, this is a great achievement for you. Who knows, one of the princes might be made the crown prince!"
"Just shut up, or you can lead the way!"
"Ahem... well, Prime Minister, you are still strong and healthy. I believe you can do it!"
……
The prince was also very depressed!
At this moment, several adult princes were thinking that this emperor was not worthy of being a human being.
They would be exhausted after reviewing memorials for a few days, let alone becoming emperor.
The Grand Secretary of the Hanlin Academy also assigned them a lot of homework, and recently it has been difficult for them to see their wives.
At this moment, someone outside the door shouted, "Your Majesty has arrived!"
Everyone knelt down and shouted "Long live the emperor" three times.
The emperor carried the little princess to the dragon throne.
"Everyone is safe!"
Long Xianxian scratched her head and came out, seeing that everyone was extremely excited.
[Hello everyone, it's been a while since I last saw you all. I missed you all.]
Ministers: We miss the little princess too. We haven’t eaten any melons in the past two days and we miss her so much.
So, no one asked for leave when attending court today.
Long Xianxian began to dig into the court officials' affairs.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the guards outside the door arrived.
"Your Majesty, the Eastern Expedition Army is expedited for 800 miles!"
Godley went down and brought up the letter.
The emperor was very happy after reading it!
"Japan is gone!"
As soon as these words were spoken, all the ministers said: "Congratulations, Your Majesty!"
Not only is Japan gone, but even its territory is gone. Now only the Fuchun Mountains remain. Perhaps they have committed too many sins, and even Heaven can no longer bear it.
[However, Ryukyu was not affected. The Eastern Expeditionary Force retreated in time, and no one was injured. They won a great victory!]
Lin Chong and his men are already on their way back.
This Eastern Expedition was really smooth.
Now Dayong has taken over the northern region and destroyed Japan.
Dayong's territory is unprecedentedly large, and its influence on neighboring countries is also enormous.
The Emperor said: "Very well, when the Eastern Expeditionary Army returns, I will personally go to the city gate to greet the soldiers!"
Ministers: "Your Majesty is wise!"
[Father, I guess you'll have to wait. Lin Chong and Miss Yang Wan have been fighting all the time, and they've finally had a few days off. They're trying to conceive!]
After these words were spoken, Commander Yang outside the door almost lost his balance.
The ministers expressed their understanding, after all, they were young people!
The emperor coughed awkwardly twice: "What else?"
Long Xianxian looked at the green melons all over the room and was about to click on one of them when 666 ran out.
"Host, host, look at the melon of the Southern Border Prince!"
Prince of Southern Xinjiang?
The ugly prince who wanted to marry me?
"What's up with him?"
When Long Xianxian opened the scroll, she saw the scene of the Prince of Southern Xinjiang dying!
[This Anaran is so powerful, she actually killed the Crown Prince of Southern Xinjiang with one sword!]
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone smelled something fishy.
Even the emperor didn't expect that Anaran would act so quickly.
After my father and mother's wedding, Anaran left the capital with the Southern Xinjiang Crown Prince. Anaran wasn't allowed to stay with my father, and was humiliated by the Southern Xinjiang Crown Prince along the way. As soon as they reached the Southern Xinjiang border, the Southern Xinjiang Crown Prince tried to humiliate Anaran, but his attendants suddenly grabbed him. Without a word, Anaran stabbed the Southern Xinjiang Crown Prince in the neck.
[I have to say, this Princess Anaran is quite formidable, and ruthless! It looks like things are about to change in Southern Xinjiang!]
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look at His Majesty.
Your Majesty did not take Anaran into your possession.
Could it be that His Majesty ordered Anaran to do this?
If Southern Xinjiang is in chaos, then wouldn't Dayong be able to...
Thinking of this, Hua Rong stood up.
"Your Majesty, the bandits in Southern Xinjiang are still determined to fight. I believe we must be on guard. I am willing to go to Southern Xinjiang to defend it."
[Sister Hua still has a sense of crisis, worthy of being the general who protects Dayong! ]
When the Fourth Prince heard this, he almost got anxious.
Did she know that they were getting married?
If she went to southern Xinjiang, would he be left alone in the empty house?
But the Prince of Zhennan also stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I will be returning soon. Leave this matter to me. After all, the Southern Region is under the jurisdiction of my Zhennan Palace. I will not allow the people of Southern Xinjiang to occupy even a single inch of my Dayong territory!"
The emperor nodded. Although the Prince of Zhennan was a bit stingy, he was decisive on important matters.
"In that case, let the matter be handed over to the Prince of Zhennan."
The emperor felt that it was indeed necessary to prepare early.
If Anaran can't be dealt with, then Dayong can take advantage of the situation.
[It seems the Prince of Zhennan hasn't paid off all his debts yet. What does he mean by this? Is he planning to run away?]
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone looked at the Prince of Zhennan.
Prince Zhennan smiled guiltily.
He never thought that the little princess still remembered this.
The emperor was speechless.
The Prince of Zhennan said stubbornly, "Well, my son will be getting married on the eighth day of next month. I invite all my colleagues to come and have a feast. No gifts are required!"
The Emperor said: "Congratulations, Prince Zhennan. However, before you leave the capital, please remember to settle all those old accounts!"
Prince Zhennan nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, I understand!"
The general snorted coldly: "I have to say, the banquet gifts from the Zhennan Wang family are really expensive!"
Prince Zhennan: "No, no, what are you talking about, General? I will go to your house tonight to invite you."
Everyone started discussing state affairs again, and Long Xianxian clicked on the melon she had wanted to watch before.
After reading it, Long Xianxian burst out laughing.
[General, you better hold back your farts. If you don't, you'll be the one who suffers!]
As soon as these words were spoken, the people standing behind the General of Chariots and Cavalry were so frightened that they took several steps back.
"General Chariot and Cavalry, please hold back!"
But he couldn't help it!
With a "plop" sound, the eight-foot tall man fell to his knees, holding his butt.
This hurts so damn much!
[I told you to hold it in, but you didn't listen. Now it's over, your hemorrhoids have burst again!]
The smell that can be seen with the naked eye makes people around stay away.