bayedsolid Chapter 514
Chapter 514
"Well done! Kill that man!"
"The people of China are only fit to be defeated by our country."
"Let the people of the Dragon Kingdom see who the true ruler of this world is."
"Don't those Chinese have ace athletes? We beautiful Chinese have them too!"
"..."
The comments below were either applause or suggestions.
The comments under the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Dragon Kingdom today would never have appeared.
Those netizens who had just thought that American netizens would also voice their opposition have now fallen silent.
However, let's compare the two sides.
This makes those traitors seem just like clowns.
If they even smear their own country, how can you expect them to have a sense of shame?
"So, Su Laoliu was sanctioned by athletes from other countries."
"The entire world is preparing to laugh at our Dragon Country."
"I can already imagine what will happen if Su Laoliu loses to any of the players."
"The match video will be taken out by those scoundrels and used to mock them relentlessly."
"At that time, the entire Chinese nation will suffer the same fate."
"Now it seems that Su Laoliu really did uphold the dignity of us Chinese people, just as the Ministry of Foreign Affairs said!"
"The title of 'National Guardian Cannon' for Su Laoliu is well-deserved."
"@Ministry of Foreign Affairs, you're learning from Su Laoliu? Do we need to teach you that?"
Some netizens, still feeling indignant, began tagging the Ministry of Foreign Affairs repeatedly.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs propaganda officer scoffed and chuckled, "Do you think I need to teach me this?"
Two minutes later.
Extranet.
Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Dragon Kingdom.
The official account directly tagged several countries, including the United States, and reposted previous articles.
There's no scheme or trick that can't be solved with a slap; if there is, then give it another slap.
A simplified version of the video is attached at the end of the article.
Su Yu started drawing cards at the contestant "Little Days" right from the start!
Accompanied by the lyrics 'huo huo huo huo'.
Su Yu felt incredibly satisfied with the slap.
The second half consisted of post-match 'performances' by athletes from various countries.
Some were lying on the ground bleeding from all seven orifices, some had lost all their teeth, some had their heads tilted and slapped the corner of a table, and some were so slapped that they cried and suffered respiratory alkalosis.
Of course, the most interesting one was Smithson from the United States.
Su Yu slapped him so hard he was reduced to Zhao Si.
The official account also thoughtfully added the caption: "Are you alright? If you are, take a walk!"
This wave is: close-range ultimate attack, the most deadly!
Although there are some dissidents among Chinese netizens, China's large population base makes up for it.
Overall, the people of China have a strong sense of national and collective honor.
However, unlike the Dragon Kingdom, which has a strong sense of collective honor, the people of America receive a Western-style liberal education from a young age.
So, after seeing Smithson slapped by Su Yu and looking so ridiculous, like Zhao Si,...
Although they felt humiliated and ashamed, but...
This is absolutely hilarious!
How could we not make it a bit meme-worthy?
Ever since.
Not only on Douyin and Bilibili, but also on foreign websites, people have started to use various rhythmic music to parody Smithson.
of course.
The most viewed video was of Smithson being attacked and stabbed by various security personnel.
The scene shows the two sides facing off.
Various special effects were added.
The forks in the hands of the security personnel became various magic wands.
Smithson, on the other hand, became Chrysanthemum Monster and Kunkun Monster.
the other side.
imperial capital.
The highest attic.
The Grand Secretary looked at the documents presented by his subordinates and smiled with satisfaction.
"Xiao Su, the more I look at this child, the more satisfied I become."
in the file.
This is a summary from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs regarding the slapping contest incident.
The secretary standing nearby also breathed a sigh of relief:
"Of course, even your mood has improved, Your Excellency."
The Grand Secretary handed the document to his secretary.
"Make a separate copy of this document and put it in the file specifically created for Xiao Su."
The Grand Secretary gave these instructions.
"receive."
The secretary took the document.
Major events that occurred at some key junctures and involving important figures.
There will be dedicated staff to collect and organize them.
More important key administrative officials will have separate files kept for future reference.
However, the lowest-ranking official among those whose files were created separately was the top official at the provincial level.
Even someone like Su Yu, who had just graduated from high school, was personally selected by the Grand Secretary to have his file placed separately in the highest attic.
The confidentiality level is SSS!
This was the first time he had ever seen it!
After all, there have been many exceptional geniuses in various industries before, but a case like Su Yu's has never happened before.
"correct."
The secretary, who had just reached the office door, stopped and turned around upon hearing the Grand Secretary's voice:
"Your Excellency, is there anything else you require?"
The Grand Secretary raised his head.
"Keep a close eye on the filming of 'The Battle at Lake Changjin' and make sure it's finished before the holiday."
"I worry……"
The Grand Secretary shook his head.
The sentence was incomplete.
But as the person closest to the Grand Secretary, the secretary naturally understood the meaning of the unspoken part of the Grand Secretary's statement.
The Grand Secretary was worried that after this slapping contest, the United States and other Western countries had suffered a loss.
They will intensify their efforts to create other trouble around Army Day.
but.
Compared to a month ago.
The Grand Secretary was no longer worried at all.
Because "The Battle at Lake Changjin" is a film that truly reflects the history of the Chinese nation.
And this excellent script was written by Su Yu!
This is one of the reasons why the Grand Secretary suggested compiling Su Yu's file into a separate volume.
"alright, got it!"
The secretary nodded.
After walking out of the office.
They immediately called Wang Cheng of the State Administration of Culture and Tourism and the three directors at the filming location to confirm the filming progress.
The secretary breathed a sigh of relief after learning that everything was normal.
And the other side.
The culprit that caused all this vortex.
Su Yu was lying in the presidential suite of a five-star hotel, receiving a new reward.
[Ding dong! Congratulations, dear host! You have been awarded the national honorary title of "Guardian Cannon," triggering the Moral Exemplar buff and receiving the following rewards. Please check them promptly!]
Upon hearing the system's words, Su Yu rubbed his hands together excitedly:
"A national-level award? I wonder what kind of reward they'll receive?"
Before this, the moral exemplar buffs he triggered were all at the provincial or ministerial level, such as the annual Good Samaritan Award issued by Shandong Province and the "Great Nyima" award issued by the Tibet Autonomous Region Culture and Tourism Bureau, etc.
And now, this honorary title—the Guardian Cannon—is a national-level one!
Su Yu's eyes hardened: "This reward definitely won't disappoint me, right? System!"