bayedsolid Chapter 637
Chapter 637
Because the audience was so engrossed in listening to the music, the sales of mandarins came to a standstill.
Seeing this, Su Yu was not in a hurry, but smiled slightly.
Let the mandarin oranges fly for a while!
He continued singing:
Oh—that's great, please let me introduce myself properly.
I've always been very smart and good at exams; I'm a teacher's darling.
Every day after school, I help all kinds of elderly ladies cross the street, the older the better.
I healed their legs, but they ran away whenever they saw me afterward.
I wanted to be a rapper back then.
He later became a rapper.
Although the lyrics are explicit, I have never done anything wrong.
I never talk back when people criticize me online.
Two words to describe me—"A Good Person"
The lyrics, told from a 'man's' perspective, recount all the events that have passed in his life.
There was no murder or arson, no theft or cheating, and no heinous crimes!
In short, everyone thought that 'God' would then allow 'the man' to enter Heaven.
Su Yu's voice changed rapidly, and he sang in a disdainful and doubtful tone:
Why are you telling me all this?
In a shocked tone: 【Huh?】
He asked, puzzled, "Why are you saying all this?"
Speechless: [I want to stay in heaven!]
He patiently explained, "But this doesn't depend on whether you did good deeds or not, nor does it depend on whether you're a keyboard warrior."
"It depends on the number of oranges you have."
[Number of police stations?]
"Number of oranges"
[I've never been to jail, so my score is 0?]
"Ugh...you idiot."
"Oranges aren't from the police station; they're fruits that grow on trees."
Whether you go to heaven or hell depends on the number of oranges you eat in your lifetime.
"I ate my fill before I died..."
The audience was drawn to this interactive rap song with its question-and-answer format.
Even those who are also human can't help but adopt the 'man's' perspective.
I waited anxiously for 'God's' answer.
How many oranges would a human need to eat to enter heaven?
Is it one, a hundred, a thousand, ten thousand...?
But, at that very moment, 'God' went silent.
No, to be precise, Su Yu has fallen ill; he has contracted a serious illness known as "Old Six."
"What's going on? Why did they stop singing halfway through?"
"This time, Su Laoliu's live stream didn't have any weird or unusual names either."
"I'm a newbie and I promise I haven't given a single penny in gifts or tips."
"Don't just stand there, Su Laoliu! How many oranges do you need to eat to get into heaven?"
"No, guys, you're serious!"
Is there a heaven on this world?
"And whether or not one enters Heaven is determined in such a strange way?"
Seeing these questioning comments in the live chat.
Ignore everyone else!
They might not believe what others say.
Do not!
Not only would they not believe it, they would even think the person who said it was a fool.
However, these words came from Su Yu's mouth.
The credibility of that credibility skyrocketed.
After all, Su Yu's Taoist arts and metaphysics are well-known.
Moreover, some viewers suddenly remembered when Su Yu first came to the mandarin orange plantation, he didn't say a word, he just stood there frantically spinning mandarin oranges.
There's obviously something fishy going on here!
the other side.
After seeing the comments, Su Yu said mysteriously, "How many oranges did this person eat? We'll talk about that next time!"
audience:"???"
Your words are more valuable than any other conversation.
However, Su Yu did not give the audience a chance to continue interacting, but looked directly at He Jiong and said: "Teacher He, my performance is over."
He Jiong: "Is that all?"
Su Yu nodded: "Yes, that's right~"
Meanwhile, under Su Yu's 'arrangement,' Peng Peng aimed the nano live-streaming device at He Jiong and began to proceed with the next part in an orderly manner.
After seeing Su Yu disappear from the live stream, everyone finally understood why this live stream didn't have the title "[I'll end the stream after earning XXX]".
Because this was a trap set by Su Laoliu from the very beginning.
I originally thought that the rule of ending the broadcast after earning 200 yuan was a way to limit their audience, but now I realize that the title was actually used to limit Su Laoliu.
Otherwise, without a title, Su Yu could just end the broadcast whenever he wanted, like he did this time.
"Damn it, Su Laoliu tricked us again."
"Never mind, I'm ordering ten boxes of tangerines. I refuse to believe I can't meet the requirements."
"I also ordered ten boxes."
"I ordered twenty boxes!"
"I placed an order for 100 boxes of Kuku Crazy Spin."
Fans of some shows feel the pinch when it comes to paying for a membership to Hunan TV, but they go crazy when it comes to placing orders during live streams.
Not to mention the fans who have followed Su Yu for so long.
Normally, they would shower large gifts worth thousands of yuan, such as those from carnivals and dream castles, with no hesitation in giving them as tips.
Not to mention, a single gift could buy dozens of boxes of tangerines.
soon.
The sales of mandarin oranges in the live broadcast room exceeded 1.
Moreover, sales are still increasing by thousands.
10006 mandarins sold
10010 mandarins sold
10086 mandarins sold
……
The staff were very excited to see this.
At this moment, He Jiong also began to remind everyone: "Family members, we just received the backend data from the staff. We have already sold 15,000 boxes of tangerines, and there are only 5,000 boxes left in stock. Family members who haven't placed an order yet, hurry up and do so!"
Studio.
"Wow, guys, are you guys really that good at showing off?"
"Eating so many tangerines, I think you're not aiming for heaven, you're aiming to become immortals!"
"No, I want to order ten more boxes."
……
The remaining 5,000 boxes of mandarin oranges were also quickly sold out.
the other side.
The staff quickly found the village party secretary.
"Village chief, how fast is it usually when we harvest our tangerines?"
Village Party Secretary: "Huh?"
The staff patiently explained, "It's about how many boxes we can pick in a day?"
Village Party Secretary: "Are all the available goods really sold out?"
Clearly, the village secretary still couldn't believe that more than 20,000 boxes of tangerines had been sold in less than ten minutes, all because Xiao Su sang a song... well... let's just call it a song.
Sold out!
"It's really sold out."
The staff were getting a little anxious.
The village secretary and the villagers seemed out of sorts from the moment Su Yu started singing.
Villager 1: "Don't blame me, I'm forty years old, I can't hear it anymore, I really can't hear it anymore."
Villager 2: "Does everyone enjoy listening to chanting scriptures so much now?"
Hearing this, the staff member was speechless, but still said, "Uncles and elders, that wasn't chanting, it was one of the most popular music genres among young people these days, called—rap!"
"Aww, sausage! I love to slurp it too, especially during Chinese New Year, the red sausage they make is really delicious."
Staff member: “(⊙o⊙)”
The staff gave up on further communication.
Continuing from the previous point, he asked, "Village Secretary, how many boxes of tangerines can we pick in a day? If we miss this opportunity today, it's uncertain whether we can sell them this quickly again."