bayedsolid Chapter 442 Pets
Chapter 442 Pets
This is the solution I came up with after much thought.
If I want to change my impression of a person, I can only dilute the original impression with more impactful images.
This way, I don't have to see his face, and I won't make more associations that lead to more embarrassing events later.
Secondly, it fits my stereotype of him and is more feasible to achieve.
Thirdly, turning Gojo Satoru into a cat would make it easier for me to carry out retaliation.
Killing three birds with one stone is simply a genius idea.
However, just as the construction drawings and the actual buildings are not exactly the same, the plan I prepared also had slight differences from my ideal.
Gojo Satoru did indeed turn into a cat—
but.
As I watched, a pair of pink cat ears slowly grew out of Gojo Satoru's silver-white hair.
Immediately afterwards, a long fluffy tail appeared behind him.
"...Wow." He was silent for three seconds, then grabbed the tail that was swinging uncontrollably in front of him and said, "What's the latest magic you learned, Lily? It's amazing."
I:"........."
I became a cat, but not completely.
What I want is a cute ragdoll kitten, why was the one sent to me a cat man, and a cat man with muscles all over his body!
"Satoru."
Just at this moment, Geto Suguru's voice came from the door.
He first stared at the cat's tail in Gojo Satoru's hand for two seconds, took a breath, and his pupils dilated, as if he saw some indescribable god of Cthulhu.
Then, he turned his gaze towards me, then quickly turned back, his smile slightly faltered, and he said with a strange expression and tone, "You pervert."
"Huh?" Gojo Satoru, who was happy to be called a pervert, was very unhappy. He loosened his hand, letting the tail swing behind him, pointing at Geto and said, "How come I am a pervert?"
"I didn't do this. It was Lily who insisted on making it look like this." He crossed his arms unconvinced and looked at me and said, "Don't you think so?"
"Then you are also a pervert." Xia Youjie said with a wry smile, "I should have seen your true face earlier--"
He stopped mid-sentence.
He reached out his hand belatedly and felt two pointed, shiny black fox ears on the top of his head. Looking back, he saw a fluffy fox tail like an umbrella behind him.
"Jae." Gojo Satoru picked up the mirror on the table, pointed it at his face and said with a gloating smile, "Now you are also a pervert."
Xia Youjie was not panicked.
He narrowed his eyes, rubbed his chin and thought for a moment, then turned his gaze to me: "Lily, did you do this?"
There must be something wrong.
How could this happen? Did I commission too many character design drawings in the past?
What I wanted were obviously real cats and foxes, how come they turned into cat spirits and fox spirits!
"So what if I did it?" Just when I was puzzled about the use of dream fulfillment, I heard Xia Youjie ask this. I immediately raised my head and answered with confidence, "Compared to what you have done to me, this is not too much!"
"No." Xia Youjie smiled and said gently, "You can do whatever you want to us."
"I just want to ask how you did it."
I held out a finger, placed it in front of his face in a mysterious way, and said, "Keep it a secret."
I am not who I am now, the same as I was in the past.
The Suzuki Yuri of the past is dead, and the one standing in front of him is the evil Suzuki Mandala!
"Okay." He sighed, looked at the place on the table where the prison gate was originally placed, and asked, "But Wu still couldn't resist the coquetry, so he let you out?"
"You acted like a spoiled child to him?"
"You haven't lied to me." Gojo Satoru meowed, "What can I say to this little guy? I'm obviously better at talking to him!"
Each of their problems is more deadly than the other.
When I heard these words, I could even vaguely hear the veins on my forehead bursting - stop, the blood vessels are really going to burst.
I took a deep breath, put my hands on my chest, made a cross gesture, and said loudly: "Shut up, I have never acted like a spoiled child, not to anyone. If you continue to talk nonsense, don't blame me for being rude!"
How could I be acting like a spoiled child?
Is "Sajiao" a word that can be used casually?
You haven't learned any of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, my strategy is called Concealing the Truth, do you understand?
"but--"
"No buts." I waved my hands impatiently, staring at them, repeating in my mind, "Become a cat, become a fox, become a cat, become a fox."
They are not humans, they are just two furry creatures, and they are great little pets to keep in your hands...
Maybe after repeating a lie a thousand times, it may indeed have some miraculous effect. When I repeated it silently for the eighth time, two "bang" sounds occurred.
The clothes they were wearing fell to the ground, and then a snow-white blue-eyed ragdoll cat and a black little fox with strange bangs emerged from the high school teacher's uniform.
It is not exactly the same as what I imagined in my mind, but it is almost identical.
The fox and the cat looked at each other, raised their tails at the same time, and then turned on the pupil earthquake mode.
“Meow, meow, meow, meow!” Gojo Satoru probably realized that he couldn’t speak and could only meow like a real cat, so he circled around my feet in shock. That little cat face seemed to be saying, “What did you do to me!”
The Summer Oil Fox touched his head with his paw and asked, "Lily, you...you turned us into a fox and a cat?"
Me: “Uh-huh.”
I have two guesses about why Geto Suguru can speak but Gojo Satoru cannot.
One reason is that I know cats meow, but I don’t know how foxes call. It can’t be that they shout “Awoo” “Awoo” at the moon.
Second...I think Gojo Satoru is too noisy.
"This is my punishment for you." I squatted down, looked at them face to face, raised the corners of my lips and said calmly, "Whenever I am willing to forgive you, I will change you back to human form."
"As for now..." I unceremoniously lifted Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru's necks, put them in my arms, stood up, and walked out the door in a good mood, "Please put yourselves in the right place and be my pets."