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Chapter 514: Falling into the Abyss of Social Death (Part )



Chapter 514: Falling into the Abyss of Social Death (Part )

"Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother......"

"The voice is too flat, without emotion, heavy on the reading."

"Brother, brother, brother, brother, brother......"

"It's too numb this time, it's soulless, raise the pitch a little and recite it again."

"Big↗Brother↘, Big↗Brother~, Big↗Brother↗, Big——"

"Stop." Fushiguro Shigeru called for a halt for the third time, critically saying, "This tone fluctuation is too weird. Are you going to kill me in this way?"

"Here, read it." He sat back slowly, continued to cross his legs and tapped the screen of his mobile phone, and said happily, "This time, keep your voice down a bit."

"........I say, teacher, I have called you more than 30 times, isn't that enough?" I said reluctantly, "My voice is almost hoarse."

Being stared at and called "big brother" by such a guy, the short two minutes felt more torturous than two hours.

"If you're thirsty, just drink some water." He nodded and said to the thermos cup on the coffee table, "Here, drink a few more sips. Don't be in a hurry. Take your time."

Ahhhh, this guy is so annoying.

I'm not in a hurry to drink water, I just don't want to keep calling for it.

He even recorded the sound. Is this person really Fushiguro Shijiro? Could he be some psychopath pretending to be him?

"But I..." I opened my mouth, trying to reason with him, but at this moment, there were sounds from the sliding door behind me and the window in front of me at the same time.

The one at the back is probably Geto Suguru who came back from checking in the economy class, and the one at the window is probably Gojo Satoru who ended the battle.

"!"

Without time to speak, I quickly leaned back and rolled into another place. I quickly pulled the door curtain, then turned around and covered my face.

Ahhhh, don't come over here!

"Lily-chan?" Xia Youjie, who stepped in first, looked at me through the door curtain and asked, "What are you doing?"

Can't you see this? I'm hiding from you.

"You should know that the curtain is useless to Rokugan." Gojo Satoru, who came in later, said in a brisk voice with a smile, "Yuri-chan, trying to cover up one's mistake is not a good idea~"

A minute passed quietly. They waited patiently for a while, and when they saw that I was still motionless, they said, "Then I'm going to go over and open the curtain now."

"No!" I shouted quickly, "Don't pull it open."

"why?"

Also, could it be, why.

Because it's embarrassing!

Looking back on what I did to them before, I feel like a pervert myself. Now I have to sit alone in a completely enclosed space and talk to them face to face. They might as well kill me!

I heard the sound of light footsteps approaching.

With a "swish", the door curtain was pulled open.

Through the gaps between my fingers, I saw a pair of black leather shoes, and looking up, I saw Fushiguro Shinobu's lowered face.

"Get up, get up." He grabbed my arm and lifted me up with a wave of his big hand, and continued to say with disdain, "Why are you so useless? Why do you have to be afraid of them?"

"You...you..." I buried my face in my arms. He tried to look me in the eye several times, but to no avail. "Can you please let go of your hands?"

"No!" I said firmly, "I don't want to die."

My face has already been thrown along the river from the Pacific Ocean to the Arctic Ocean, so I might as well throw it all the way to the bottom and just walk around them after I get off the plane.

Fushiguro Shier withdrew his hand and said helplessly: "Now you know how to be ashamed, what did you do before?"

I didn't even know who you were!

"Ah, it turns out we've entered the second stage." When Fushiguro Shirō and I were in a stalemate, Gojo Satoru on the left suddenly rubbed his chin and said with regret, "It's all because of that cursed spirit, otherwise... I could still see Yuri-chan in the first stage."

what? What?

What is the first stage, the second stage of lily, what is he talking about? And the pause in the middle, he must have skipped something.

"Lily, you should be curious about what we just talked about, right?"

Xia Yujie walked to the sofa not far from me and sat down leisurely, saying patiently like a teacher explaining a topic to students: "These are the three stages we have concluded based on our observations that people will face when facing the impact of social death."

Me:...what?

"Generally speaking, it can be divided into three stages." Gojo Satoru continued, "First, they are unable to accept reality and begin to wonder if there is something wrong with their diet or mental state, which leads to hallucinations."

"Secondly," said Geto Suguru, "you find that the truth is right in front of you, but you refuse to accept it. So you start to frantically avoid the root of the problem. You want to dig a hole and bury yourself in it, or jump out of a plane. But, neither of these two are realistic right now. So--"

Xia Yujie sighed, spread his hands, and said in a helpless tone: "Just like you just now, hiding behind the curtain and refusing to come out."

"I see, that's exactly what happened." Fushiguro Shige also joined in, sitting on the sofa opposite me, and said with a smirk, "Then the next step is that she should digest her emotions, start to stubbornly deny it, and try to find our flaws unwillingly, and prepare to turn the tables and fight back."

"Well, judging from her current expression, she should be transitioning from the second stage to the third stage."

Me: .... What the hell is this? They think they are masters of human behavior. It's pure fabrication. They say they have summarized three stages. I don't think they even have many observation samples.

“I say.” After being interrupted by them, my heart, which had been rolling around in madness and embarrassment, finally calmed down.

After regaining my sanity, I took a deep breath and asked, "Teachers, didn't you say that you would explain to me what happened before when you come back after exorcising the cursed spirit?"

"You just teased me with random trivia that you pieced together from nowhere. You originally said that you were a cosplayer who wanted to make friends with me, but then you suddenly revealed that you were a character from an anime. What's your explanation?"

Gojo Satoru blinked, raised his hand, and whispered, "Yuri-chan."

"what?"

"Let me correct you. This is not some random trivia that I pieced together from nowhere," he said. "It is the experience I have learned after a very long period of understanding and reflection on how to avoid making girls angry."

Me: “........” The veins on the back of my clenched fist were bulging.

I am also a woman, but aren't you still making me angry? So, what have you been studying for all these years?


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