The cannon fodder of Quick Travel got what he wanted

Chapter 1527: Arrogant Little Liang Wang 6

Lu Yongxuan always felt that something was wrong. Fang Yanran didn't seem to like her cousin that much.

In the past, Fang Yanran always pestered her cousin, and if they didn’t meet, they would definitely exchange letters.

It was not until he saw something with his own eyes that Lu Yongxuan understood why Fang Yanran was so indifferent to his cousin.

The bizarre experience began.

When Lu Yongxuan was having dinner, he heard a "ding——" "The Variety System is binding... The progress is 80%... 100%..."

"Bind successfully—"

"?" Lu Yongxuan looked at Xiao Lizi beside him, and seeing that he had no reaction, he still happily served him food. He was full of doubts.

Until going to bed, Lu Yongxuan thought that he might be hallucinating.

Until one o'clock, Lu Yongxuan suddenly felt like he was being moved, which woke him up immediately.

"Xiao Lizi?" Lu Yongxuan tried to shout, but no one heard him.

"Hey, do you feel that this chamber pot has become heavier?"

"You're feeling wrong, aren't all ceramics this heavy?"

"Really? I feel heavier..."

"You must have been sleepy. Stay awake next time. If you are found to be lazy during the night watch, you will be fined."

"Yes, yes..." The servant broke out in a cold sweat. He would rather be beaten with a stick than be fined his monthly salary.

Another servant chuckled, he knew that the mention of silver would surely sober him up.

"???" Wasn't he in the palace? Why did he hear two servants talking while carrying chamber pots?

Lu Yongxuan had a bad premonition, and it came true the next second. "Your luck is really bad. You actually became a chamber pot. I can only wish you good luck. Don't be peed on, otherwise it will be so dirty..."

The Variety System squeaked.

"Who are you? What are you talking about?" Lu Yongxuan felt no malice and put aside the uneasiness in his heart for the time being. However, when he heard the words "piss" and "dirty", his face turned green.

Oh, and now he has no face.

What is it?

He turned into a chamber pot!!!

It was a bolt from the blue. Lu Yongxuan had never encountered such a bizarre ghost story in his entire life.

"Why did you bind me?!" Lu Yongxuan asked a soul-searching question after hearing what the Hundred Changes System said.

"How would I know? If I had known you couldn't accept it, I wouldn't have bound you. How many people can't even ask for this ability, but now that you've got it, you should be content!" The Variety System muttered.

Of course, this thing was made by Lu Qiao and Xiao Jiu together. It was specially designed to bind Lu Yongxuan and turn him into various objects so that he can understand various people. Now he can distinguish between good and bad people, avoid bad people, and reach the peak of his life.

Lu Yongxuan's face turned green again. He knew it was a good thing. "Why did you turn me into a chamber pot? How disgusting!"

When Lu Yongxuan thought about someone peeing on him, he wanted to break himself into pieces on the spot.

Rather Stick to your guns!

"This is random and I can't control it. Anyway, the effect will only last for two hours. Just hold on." After saying this, the Variety System disappeared.

Lu Yongxuan was filled with grief and anger. How could he tolerate this?

What should he do if he gets pulled apart?

"Baibian System, get out here!" Lu Yongxuan cried so hard that he felt extremely sad. When he thought about how his whole body was going to be defiled, he really didn't want to live anymore.

The Baibian system remained silent and went into hibernation.

Lu Qiaoyin was paying attention to Lu Yongxuan, to be honest, he did this on purpose, hehehe.

Such a big dark history will become a secret between them from now on. I think Lu Yongxuan will definitely cherish their brotherhood.

It was useless for Lu Yongxuan to be sad and angry, the chamber pot was still taken into the room.

Lu Qiaoyin tried hard to hold back his laughter, watched the servant put away the chamber pot, and waved his hand to let the two of them leave.

He unbuttoned his fur trousers slowly. Lu Yongxuan heard a familiar voice and saw Lu Qiaoyin's profile from afar. He was originally happy to see his cousin.

When he heard the rustling sound and saw the white and tender calves, Lu Yongxuan felt like the sky was falling.

Don't come over here...

Lu Yongxuan tried to escape and tried to move, but unfortunately, the chamber pot was an inanimate object, so how could it move?

Ahhh, someone come save him, help him, ahhhh——

Is he going to be the first prince of the Great Xia Dynasty to be doused with urine? Woohoo, no...

How could Lu Qiaoyin not know what was going on in Lu Yongxuan's mind? He must have been scared to death, hahahaha.

"Hmm, I suddenly have a stomachache--" Lu Qiaoyin began to tease Lu Yongxuan.

Lu Yongxuan yelled frantically: "Baibian System, come out quickly and give me back. I don't want to be attached to objects anymore. Let me go, ahhh——"

The desperate prince started to go crazy and yelled, but the Transformation System showed no response.

"You can't go back, how about you get to know each other?" The Variety System was finally restored.

Lu Yongxuan's crazy movements came to an abrupt end. Faced with the choice between being discovered as a chamber pot and being drenched by the rice field, he chose the former.

No one can stand being covered in shit and urine. He will go crazy.

"Recognize, recognize, recognize, quickly, quickly" The short and rapid tone showed how anxious he was.

"But you have no points." The Variety System said slowly.

"How do I get the points? Just tell me and I'll satisfy you in everything. Hurry up, woooooo..." Lu Yongxuan became more and more anxious and irritated when he heard the footsteps slowly approaching him.

"One ounce of gold for one point." The Variety System was still slow, "But you don't have any gold now?"

"I'll go back and give it to you. I'll give it to you on credit first. I'll give it to you on credit!!!" Lu Yongxuan was about to collapse due to the system. Damn it, he finally understood why some people hate slow people. It was so annoying!

Lu Qiaoyin's face turned red. Hahaha, he really wanted to laugh out loud. It was the first time he saw Lu Yongxuan with such a bad temper. He probably wanted to kill someone.

"Okay." After enough trouble, the Variety System finally gave in.

Lu Qiaoyin had already stood in front of the chamber pot, ready to sit down.

"Cousin——" The shout was so tortuous that his voice broke.

Lu Yongxuan just felt that a lot of anger that he had been holding back had finally dissipated. Now that he no longer had to be drenched in shit and piss, he felt that the world was a better place now, and that there was still a way to live and hope in life.

Lu Qiaoyin looked around in a fake manner, "I must be hallucinating. How could my cousin be in my room? He should be sleeping soundly now."

"Cousin, look at my cousin, cousin... cousin..." Those two words were hard to say. Lu Yongxuan turned his tongue around ten times before finally saying, "Look at the chamber pot below..."

There is no greater moment of social death in life than this: being discovered in your embarrassing state by people you know, and it is an embarrassing state that you will never forget for the rest of your life.

Lu Yongxuan was filled with shame. If he had toes, he would have dug a few graves and buried himself in them.

Some people are alive, but have actually been gone for quite a while.